How to: Piss Footbaggers Off

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 14 Nov 2007 12:22

How to Piss Footbaggers Off
Or How to get Beat Up at a Footbag Tournie..

Here is a bunch of tips and tricks on how to have some fun while playing with fellow footbaggers.

1. The Foreigner

Talk really loudly in your own language about somebody who doesn't understand a shitcrap of what your saying.
Keep on doing it for a while. Sound angry or amused.
If he asks what you are talking about say something like â€

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 14 Nov 2007 12:31

O M G..

You are my hero sir!!!! I have to write a song about you now.

professor · Post by **professor** » 14 Nov 2007 13:02

This is one of the greatest posts ever written on this forum.

Benzilla · Post by **Benzilla** » 14 Nov 2007 15:22

To add to number 4 you could just puke in the circle after eating like a buffet or something big.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 14 Nov 2007 15:40

-don't watch anyone in a circle but give them props anyway

-be nothing but openly derogatory whenever you talk. find a microphone

-don't shut up when people tell you to

-throw water bottles at people with headaches

-de-pants footbaggers in public and tell them to lighten up when you're told to grow up

-be incredibly passionate about shit that no ones cares to hear. Make sure they hear it. Repeat yourself if you have to. You have to. Do it. Do it.

-repeat

-let your shithead relatives or non-footbag friends play/interact with the footbaggers

-complain about shit you didn't contribute to

-randomly throw their expensive 32 panels on a roof

-take credit for hard work you didn't do. Complai while you're at it

-make lots of annoying sound effects while people play

-rub Bengay all over your thighs and stand over them while they sit and rest. Read them some shitty poetry while you're at it.

-instead of handing a footbag to the next player whip it at their nuts. Actually just do this whenever you feel like it.

-act like an arrogant ass scab every time you do something you think is great. Do a little dance, make a little love

-keep making aggressive punching gestures when you're near someone and laugh while you say you were just kidding. Repeat. Repeat.

-be loud and obnoxious when you wake up around sleeping footbaggers because you don't give a shit that they were quiet while you slept peacefully the night before. Walk around and be a clumsy ass clown while you're at it.

-throw ice into their food when they are halfway done with it

-don't shower

-act like your the boss of someone else's club

-be the loudest and biggest asshole at the table when you eat out with other footbaggers.

-act like a sexist asshole but keep denying it. Don't hold back just cause your talking to a woman.

-make everyone constantly late because of your incompetence

-get a shitload of players lost

-blunt the straightedge

-be loud and racist

-vigorously spread your religion

-stomp on peoples hands when they reach for the footbag

man, I had a shitty day at work...

EoghanMcDowell · Post by **EoghanMcDowell** » 14 Nov 2007 15:52

gMoney · Post by **gMoney** » 14 Nov 2007 16:12

Oh Jesus, Zeke's made me almost fall out of my chair laughing.

I especially liked this one:

throw water bottles at people with headaches

HG · Post by HG » 14 Nov 2007 16:29

its funny cause like 40% of those are about a single person

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 14 Nov 2007 16:43

gMoney wrote:
Oh Jesus, Zeke's made me almost fall out of my chair laughing.

I especially liked this one:
throw water bottles at people with headaches

Yeah, there was some falling going on after it happened.

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 15 Nov 2007 16:35

monkeybilla · Post by **monkeybilla** » 18 Nov 2007 19:32

lol that was funny to add to number four snot rocket in the middle of the circle and purposely drop the bag in the snot.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » 19 Nov 2007 09:35

Zeke wrote: throw their expensive 32 panels on a roof

I actually did this

. Not randomly or intentionally though.
I have to thank the weather too: the 3 day period the bag spent on the roof there was like 2 days rain

.

Gielnik · Post by **Gielnik** » 19 Nov 2007 13:39

thanks for adivice! really useful topic

messyouupIwill · Post by **messyouupIwill** » 24 Nov 2007 22:51

Rub someone else's Footbag in your butt crack, and then pass it on...

Fake an epileptic seizure, crap and pee in your pants in the middle of the circle, and then get up like nothing happened...

Act like you have Turrets Syndrome and say what ya like...

Blow your nose and rub what comes out on the Footbag and pass it on...

Just keep saying..."what the hell is it?".....over and over again, and look puzzled...

Keep talking about yourself and how great you are and how everyone loves you, and that you are a HACKMASTER...but then only do kicks and never stall even once...well maybe a forehead stall to toe would be nice...

Just keep saying I am not warmed up yet, and pull your best stuff like it an't nothing...

Ask if they are Gay, or a Lesbo...always works for me, lol...

Grind someone else's Footbag into the ground with your foot, and stomp on it for no reason...

Open up your shorts and catch the Footbag inside, and then run like hell saying Hack meets Sack...

Talk in monotone like Ben Stine...it is always a hit at parties...

I know there are more, but I got to go wipe the tears from my eyes, lol... Thanks for the laugh, Michael

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 28 Jul 2013 13:31

mac42 · Post by **mac42** » 01 Aug 2013 18:32

Oh my..... Thank you for the bump. This made my night.

i love when someone asks if they can play, and then they volunteer a knit hacky sack.

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