My Camp Whakahakee write up, per Toms request
Me, Gresham and Liam, who happen to be my weekly shred-members all packed in mats, tons of hotdogs, marshmallows and muffins and printed out our trusty mapquest sheet, and put in some techno for the 45 minute ride ahead of us. I always like the rides to places with people you enjoy being with, because the anticipation and general giddy-ness that comes out of it is always so priceless. Many of the best jokes and biggest laughs seem to come out of times like these.
So, after arriving at the "day camp" I decide to call Tom, and ask him what the heck was up, and then he said "Well, did you follow the directions I gave you" At this point, I was thanking god I did not do the navigating or driving, because we definitely just followed the mapquest and ignored what Tom told us to do. I still felt pretty embarrassed, for about 15 seconds until I realized that Tom was cool enough to not worry about being embarrassed.
So, we show up and sign in, and in all of my excitement I do some key chain shred in the lobby-hut-thing, only thinking of the cool stuff I would show everyone this weekend.
So, Friday night, already dark, raining we show up to the site, and meet up with Ben Roscoe, and we set up tent. Jesus christ, why are tents always so awkward to set up? It is much of the same predicament people fall into every time you pick up a set of earphones(bud style). Somehow they get all tangled, even though you placed them perfectly in their damn little case. Anyway,.....
As soon as the tent was up, it stopped raining and Tom and Peng came back from where ever they went, and then slowly more and more people showed up, as we sat around the fire. We made ourselves the hotdogs we brang, and I gave one to Peng as I thought to myself "It feels good to give stuff to people" and then, felt even cooler when twenty minutes later she gave me a Oktoberfest Sausage of death, that completely destroyed our hotdogs. Thanks Peng

It felt really good as the FAT crew came up and settled in, because I remember how awesome my first time playing at Dundas Square in the middle of Toronto was. Another thing I like about Footbag events, much like the anticipation is remembering the "old" times. This is because with footbag, unlike relationships and school encounters, you remember all of the really awesome stuff, instead of the horrible memories that cause minute moments of trauma....
Adam Greenwood is cool. I'll leave this paragraph at that.
Maybe I wont. Adam seems to have a way about him, that I think many people admire. It is confidence that isn't cocky, and a sense of humour that is hard to disagree with. The fact that he has an eventful life and loads of stories to tell makes him especially cool for campfire situations. Some story about Tree-planting and a crazy bastard shooting a bear with a 12 gauge now comes to mind. He also has a really cool hack game.
So, after some hotdogs, and after meeting with all of the people again, with their McDonalds unhappily nuzzling against their digestive system, I go to bed, only to hear the rhythmic "Swcheeeeezt -> swchwooooot" noise, every 2 seconds consecutively for 25 minutes, as my dear Friend Gresham thinks it would be ideal to take up 75% of the tent with his massive air mattress. Oh dear god. It actually hummed me to sleep at some point, but comments from Roscoe [whose tent was 20 feet away] the following day just made me laugh about the fact.
The next morning, I discovered the reason I think I want to live at Bronte Creek, the shower rooms. The showers at this place were by far the best, I have ever used. The pressure, was enough that when I placed my morning-virgin face against the hundreds of streams of 90 degree water it actually dried out, and I could see the dead skin closely in the mirror departing from my new, fresh face. Snakes must feel so pimp when they brush their scales off every now and then. Anyway, props to Tom/Peng for finding such awesome facilities.
Muffins and orange juice later, I anxiously await the moment when we actually get to shred and have a nice hacky sack experience. It seemed like forever, but we probably left the campsite at about 11:30 am. Moments like these remind me that "teenagers" are still young enough to have very immature and childish moments. On this note, I would like to ask anyone actually reading all of this: Say your parent took you to a playground, and asked you to go play, what would you do? I now forget what "playing" is. Anyway, waiting to play footbag with a bunch of awesome people reminds me how to "play" or get in that mood, just so much excitement and expectation that you forget about, well, more adult-style thinking patterns...
At the Shred-site.
By this time I am anxious to see Jorden and buy a DVD off of him, and I am wondering where the hell Matt Cross and his styley ankle crank is. I knew they'd come eventually. So, I mod my new Mesh-Gunits as everyone else warms up, and the toe area is SO awesome now. We set up my mats, which to my surprise, no one really liked. I assumed that Footbag had moved to superior shred surfaces, because there are so many people on the internet asking "where do I buy mats??!". Meh, it isn't like I am offended, just cool to see that concrete still prevails.
I played like crap. Plain and simple, the entire day I played much below my usual level, and it was really frustrating. I *could* do stuff, but getting used to the new gunits and their wonky (but delightful) toe, and then adding in the pressures of playing with new people, and frigid cold wind didn't help anything in my game. I don't think I dropped one single droplet of sweat the entire time.
Circle Contest.
I was in a circle against Lackey, Tom and Matt. It is funny, because it seems that all of the people I have had some weird personal relation with were in my circle with me. I had ordered the shirt, and had my first real "footbag" type of communication with him, while I was in Germany. And then there is Matt Cross, who I taped, sent and encoded his YTV segment for while I was in Germany, and then Lackey who personally drove to my house to pick me up, within the first week I was back from Germany. All in one circle, and I start with the bag! I saw how the other people played, and I wanted to make sure every chance I got with the bag I had at least more than 5 contacts, because when judging I couldn't place anyone well who couldn't at least keep the bag going. I remember specifically the following highlights with my shred.
A run with diving clipper-duckingclipper*rpt and then ducking butterfly->diving butterfly*rpt, Matt Cross gave me props for it. I then said "Matt cross gave props to this hand, I will never wash it again" and then Tom said something about masturbating with it, either way, it was slightly awkward but yet comical.
I hit blurriest and blurry whirl and I *think* Pdx torque in one run.
Footed Gaunlet. Yeah, I don't know where that came from. It was the "difficulty round" and I had just seen Matt cross hit whirligig and other crazy difficult tricks, and I knew I really didn't have a chance. So I decided the best course of action was the waste my first trick trying to hit crazy stuff. I am not sure how close I was to sealing gaunlet, but I saw it go somewhere off of my foot, so, that was nifty.
Now, my interaction with Pengpeng Du. I waltz over to the table with all of the merchandise she had to offer, and picking out my hoodies were quite easy, one bsos and one whakahakee, blue and gray. I reluctantly pick up a bright blue (which I wore to school today) whakahakee shirt, thinking to myself "I should wear colours more often". Then, I was questioning which t-shirt I should buy, and there were pink ones, and then black/brown. I picked up the brown, feeling nice and comforted, because all I wear is brown, and Peng then interrupts me and suggests "You should get the pink one!"..... With the information provided, all you fellow readers should know that my self confidence is horrible, and to wear something like pink is something I have never done, and never dreamed of in my life. So, with my stomach dropping in my stomach, I tried to avoid the pink one, and struggle towards the brown one. Peng knew exactly what I was doing, and told me I shouldn't buy the brown one, and that I would look "fly"
[key word, without Peng's use of the word Fly I don't think I would ever buy that shirt.] in it. I then confessed that I don't think I could pull off the colour pink, and she assured me that no other guy in highschool can pull pink off, and that the girls would love it. By this time, Pengs ultimate selling techniques had put me in such a foreign position, I just had to buy the damn pink shirt, and wear it on my first day to school after Whakahakee. Peng is awesome!
Watching circle is and was the best part about footbag, in the actuall footbag part of the competition. It has by far the most intensity and amazing-ness all around, I really like seeing what people pull off. Of course, Jorden blew my mind with every run, and it felt so weird giving him near perfect scores every round that I judged him.
Skippy's arrival.
[loosely quoted from somewhere in the whakahakee thread]
"I'll come to whakahakee and do a "cool" workshop, and bring matching leather Jackets!" -skippy.
Skippy walks up, and in all his fine style has a purple-brown-ish near-trenchcoat style leather Jacket, and receives a well deserved standing ovation from perhaps the entire footbag crew at whakahakee. I later got in a circle with him, and had to pull out symple tricks in his honour, as without him I don't think I would have even learned them, that 1 month ago..
At the end of the day, playing with Ianek was such an, er, honour? I don't know the word, but honour is a pretty close way of putting it. Ianek hits such crazy stuff, and then has nice long runs, and then out of no where pulls out 5-10 fearless in a row. I think him and Jorden are some of the best players in the sport, because they play not only with the standard "add" consideration armoury of tricks, but they also do weird tricks, just because it is "freestyle" footbag. For ten minutes straight, I saw Jorden and Ianek trying a weird, leggy style symposium whirl. It was just a symposium whirl, nothing too fancy, but they were doing it in front of them, instead of beside. I questioned their motives, and they just said "to do it different". I had a moment of "enlightenment" but I know that ten minutes later I wouldn't change anything about my way of shred.
The campfire on Saturday was the coolest. Huge respect goes towards Matt Cross for playing guitar and singing really awesome songs for all of us (can anyone recall "dick in a box"? Who the hell sings that at a campfire? Matt Cross

) Oh, and then Matt Cross making up a song about "Gyro Blurry drifter toe" right on the spot, which was actually hilarious. [the trick was a request for Jorden, earlier in the day..] Secondary 'respect' goes to Ben Roscoe and Chad for making their footbag songs, which were a pleasure to listen to as well. Ben's voice singing is quite different than his, well, normal speech I find... This is the night where I think all the footbaggers started to settle in and feel 100% comfortable with the people around them, and which made everything just so free and easy. I think that exact atmosphere was what Tom/Peng probably dreamed of as they thought of having this event.
The only beer I've really had since I've been back in Canada was one of the Carlsberg that Mosher offered me. Mosher asked two or three times, with two beers in his hand if anyone would like one, and upon the fourth try I figured it'd be rude just for no one to accept and have him put it back in the case. So I took it, and it didn't even cross my mind that I should have perhaps paid him back. I feel like a little bit of a dick about it, but I wasn't sure if he was giving it away or just, like, casually selling it. Now I know I probably should have offered, and next time I definitely will. I hope Tom doesn't read this and feel anything strange because of it, I'm throwing this in here because I like it when people point out common courtesy stuff that I just haven't picked up. Like, I remember distinctly David Clavens writing in his blog "It would have been so nice if the guys filming me would have at least asked". Actually, sometime at Whakahakee I asked the circle that was shredding if they minded, just because of his post like that. For some reason I hope Dave reads this paragraph at least, so he knows saying stuff like that helps people like me. Annnwayy....
After freezing my ass off in my sleeping bag that didn't zip up, and not being able to breathe because my nose was so bad, I woke up and realized that whakahakee was kinda over. It was a little sad, sorta like on the last day of worlds. I could tell everyone else was feeling it too. I wanted to get to the Event site as quick as possible so I could shred more, but it would also be rude to just, aggravate and destroy the relaxing mood that camping brings by making comments like "lets go!"...
Me=walking in one direction.
Roscoe= 20 feet away.
Roscoe: Jay, come here!
Me: Ok, (walks over)
Roscoe: Ok, pull up your shirt, and face the sun
Me: Ok Confused (pulls up shirt)
Roscoe: (with shirt pulled up) "doesn't the morning sun feel awesome on your belly?"
Jay: (after a bit of warming time) "Holy shit, that is amazing! Thanks for enlightening me. I've gotta go"
Yeah, that is how awesome Roscoe is.
Anyway, we went to the site, where I shredded for a total of 20 minutes, and was more than sore and un-poppy. I hit ducking far butterfly swirl, which was a wee-highlight, (no catch of course....) but the goodbye was really mellow and, distasteful. I just wanted to shred, not go to the job that I quit that day anyway...
Thanks Tom for allowing me to post this novel in your blog! Oh, and thanks for throwing an awesome event for me to write about! Hah!
Good luck with money!