Hall of Fame/Shame!

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 03 Aug 2005 20:40

You wish you knew who said:

i dunno what happened but i didn't get to knee him in the face

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 03 Aug 2005 22:59

same person said:

when i had a kid, i figured that was like an std test

and then

we are lucky the universe didn't start breaking down its physical make up from a paradox lol

oh man what a night

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 03 Aug 2005 23:44

I said in a chat.

canadian romance.. is it even romance at all?

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 04 Aug 2005 20:51

QuantumBalance wrote:I said in a chat.
canadian romance.. is it even romance at all?

are you allowed to quote your self in here? if so, i'm going to start pasting all my blog entries in here.

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » 05 Aug 2005 03:07

Dont think you are...QB is cheating

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 05 Aug 2005 03:34

Well technically you're only supposed to post quotes from the forum - not quotes from footbagchat, msn or a night on the piss.

As to quoting yourself - well there's no official rule against it but I would say it makes you look a bit silly. If you say something funny other people will judge that

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 05 Aug 2005 06:49

read this in the ken somolinos blog:

C-Fan wrote: My first experience in Helsinki is running to the bathroom, and being shocked that there are no urinals, just toilets. I thought to myself: "wow, this is a strange cultural difference. I wonder if Finnish men are shy about peeing next to each other or something? Thats the interesting thing about travelling to other countries, the subtle differences." I go into a toilet and think about the "royale with cheese" speech as I pee. When I wash my hands, I`m a little surprised when I see a Finnish woman walk into the bathroom and give me a weird look on her way to the toilet. Then I hear a real big *click* in my head, as I realize what the real situation is. D`oh! I dash out the bathroom with a meek "sorry", and sure enough I see that the logo on the women`s bathroom has a real slim skirt, which I guess I missed.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 05 Aug 2005 06:52

lol I like how he nonchalantly tossed out

I go into a toilet and think about the "royale with cheese" speech as I pee.

"'royale with cheese' speech" Hilarious.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 08 Aug 2005 06:47

another classic ken comment:

C-Fan wrote: I dashed off to the address, and asked if I could use the net if I paid cover. They said yes, looked me over slowly, and told me there was no cover. I checked my mail, saw nothing, then rattled off a few mails to see if Team Japan was OK.... Relieved, I headed back to Jagellonica and thanked the bar staff and Tutta for their help. The bar staff apologized to me for not telling me that the bar I just went to was a gay bar. No wonder I got in free.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 09 Aug 2005 08:40

In case some people on modified missed it...

HenryG wrote:...Then Zeke came! I was talking to him and i said "You know im not gonna leave happy unless you hit someone in the face today!" he and i had a laugh, little did i know i would leave happy

... After a long time shredding we went to foursquare. We had some pretty funny rules like no emotion. I proposed that one after reading about it from zeke.

This game was insane. Tom got into king square and he got the WHOLE court out a couple of times. I think reile said something in a monotone voice, and tom goes "I sensed some anger in that statement." at that point EVERYONE in the court burst out laughing. Tom got 3 points for that!

So we are still playing no emotion. Zeke is first in line to get back in. Alex, Scott's son is right behind him. Zeke is swining his arms cause we were all laughing, and alex walks up behind him and gets SMACKED in the face! Zeke backhanded a 6 year old! We all broke out laughing, and everyone got out cause it was still no emotion!

http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewtopi ... ht=#166979
http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewtopi ... ht=#167021
http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewtopi ... ht=#167148
http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewtopi ... ht=#167139

My deepest and sincerest apologies... no vids or pics available.

HG · Post by HG » 09 Aug 2005 09:31

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 10 Aug 2005 06:06

Yay Zeke, you really have a chance for winning that "the most violent modifieder" award!

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 10 Aug 2005 08:36

Best line in Freestyle Reality:

I don't want this... I WANT TWO!

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 11 Aug 2005 03:38

MegaFighter_X wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
kaos wrote: we really don't want to hear about what you do in private
But surely you'd agree that it's more fun with at least one other person - if not a big group of you
guys guys guys! Quit playing with each other and address the matter at hand...

I know I'm kind of quoting myself there but John get's major props for that post

SandWraith · Post by **SandWraith** » 12 Aug 2005 19:53

From The BCS Footblog:

Just call me hagesy wrote:Woke up this morning with a Strained muscle around the groin area. It wasn't from masturbation either.

Brutally honest.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 13 Aug 2005 09:28

peanutbuterboy wrote:

Toddler lavers on ebay...any one expecting kids soon?? Raise them right

SandWraith wrote:They look like they might be small enough to fit Henry G.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 15 Aug 2005 08:18

Zeke wrote:Damn, right now my stomach is waging civil war, and I'm constantly evacuating the dead and wounded...

put into words so elegantly

HG · Post by HG » 15 Aug 2005 16:44

sniikeri wrote:
peanutbuterboy wrote:

Toddler lavers on ebay...any one expecting kids soon?? Raise them right

SandWraith wrote:They look like they might be small enough to fit Henry G.

Pwned

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 16 Aug 2005 20:27

edited to give zeke his "flava" back

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 16 Aug 2005 20:40

No, no, no, no... YOU were not s'posed to post this. You knew I was trying to get it here but only if other people thought it was worth it. You're ALWAYS stealin my flava!!! DAMN YOU KAMIL, DAAAAAAAAAMN YYYOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!