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by Matt K » 04 Jan 2011 22:11
I've heard this one before so I won't spoil it.
Good idea Matt, but not the correct answer.
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by mc » 27 Jan 2011 21:18
The brick layer, the taxi driver, and the electrician are all women.
BRICK!
rfa::never give up::
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by zachatree » 27 Jan 2011 22:37
yup.
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by Runkstafari » 06 Feb 2011 11:45
one night, a man and a woman go on an empty ship. The next day, the man and woman leave. Who's left on the ship?
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by mc » 06 Feb 2011 12:28
That's easy!
no one.
BRICK!
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by Tripp » 06 Feb 2011 13:18
the man and the woman.
they sailed off.
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by Runkstafari » 06 Feb 2011 13:57
sorry, but no
a hint
this riddle is better told verbally
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by Tripp » 06 Feb 2011 14:01
oh, the knight
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by zachatree » 06 Feb 2011 14:10
how far can a wolf run into the forest?
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by C-Fan » 08 Feb 2011 10:15
zachatree wrote:how far can a wolf run into the forest?
Half way, then it's running out of the forest.
But really, this all depends on the size of the forest and the fitness of the wolf.
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by Reid » 05 Jun 2011 16:08
zachatree wrote:how far can a wolf run into the forest?
About a meter, (or the length of the wolf) then it is running through the forest.
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by billyg » 01 Jan 2012 17:48
You are walking through the forest one day, and you come to a split in the path with a man standing at each of the 2 branches. One man always lies, and the other always tells the truth. One path leads to certain death, and the other is safe. You can ask 1 question, which both men are to answer. How do you find out which path is safe?
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by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 25 Mar 2012 13:35
Billy, I've heard that before, so I don't wanna ruin it.
Here's mine that my teacher told our class in high school, and no one was able to get it:
A man is driving his car to work. He turns on his car radio and listens for a bit... Then drives his car over a cliff to kill himself.
Why did he kill himself?
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by C-Fan » 26 Mar 2012 06:31
The only channel with reception in the area was Rush Limbaugh's show.
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by C-Fan » 26 Mar 2012 07:41
They were playing "Wave of Mutilation" by the Pixies, and he finally understood the lyrics.
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by worldbound » 26 Mar 2012 09:11
He killed himself because he drove off a cliff.
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by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 21 Apr 2012 14:17
Ken, great answer, and that would be the cooler answer to this question, but no
No Mike. 2 more guesses, then if no one gets it, I'll reveal it.
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