You know you're addicted to 4-square if...

1, 2, 3, 4. Keep that bag off the floor.
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You know you're addicted to 4-square if...

Post by Zeke » 01 Mar 2006 09:33

if you refresh this forum about 20 times a minute.
if you had the urge to settle real life situations with hack offs
if you have your own special move
if you play in courts where you have to imagine some of the lines
if you play in 20f/6.67c weather
if you don't like someone, you point at them screaming, "Point to whose out!"
if you point when someone does the above
if you come up with strategeries
if you constantly imagine yourself in the ultimate show-down with Steve or Genzu
if you come acoss a better player and you diligently take mental notes of what he says
if you do the above when it's not even remotely footbag related
if you watch other players just to look for weaknesses
if you look for patterns or moves they prefer or repeat
if you read the Trick Shot thread and devise counters for everything mentioned and counters for the counters
if you thought this forum was the best thing to happen to modified since Matt Kain
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by joecrain » 01 Mar 2006 09:46

Haha!

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if you play 1-square with yourself off a wall
if you create a court comprised entirely of 1.5 inch long "sonderpries" stickers (photo of building the court)
if you think this table is one of the coolest things ever.

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Post by Zeke » 01 Mar 2006 09:52

if EVERY SINGLE post on modified is about 4 square...
I'm jealous :D
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Welcome to the 4-square support group

Post by joecrain » 01 Mar 2006 13:07

NAILED ME!


Hi My name is Joe Crain and I have a problem, because I:

-have designed more than 10 non-square shaped 4(+) sqaure courts
-have missed trains and busses because of 4-sqaure
-woken up drunk in the middle of a 4-sqaure court
-insist on spelling sqaure wrong

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Post by Nightmare » 01 Mar 2006 14:09

if the second you get home you blow off your girlfriend to check the 4square forum ;) ((Thats all me right there lol))
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Post by ShredOnLawn » 01 Mar 2006 22:44

if you look at a pie and think about 6 square more than eating the pie.
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Post by Zeke » 02 Mar 2006 09:11

if a hacker or shredder drops the footbag you point and say they're out.
if you feint a kick to make the guy next to you drop or miss the bag in a hack circle.
if you are about to start and you can get in the server square before they even finish pronouncing the 4 in "4-square?"
if you've ever found yourself a little disoriented after dropping/missing the bag and walking to the back of a line... in a hack/shred circle.
if you've got your own special 'I just got into the King Square' dance.
if a portable court is a good idea.
if you carry 2 inch wide tape to sesssions.
if you run out of tape and look for any readily available items in the surrounding enviroment. "The dead rodent is out!"
if you've thought that cracks in cement are no longer shred hazzards but a blessing from god because your dumb-ass forgot the tape.
if someone mentions 'vote' in regular conversation and you suddenly point.
if you're laughing your ass off because you KNOW why he's pointing!
if you tell a newb that you'll explain the rules as he plays because you don't want to stop playing.
if you let your cell phone keep ringing because you really don't want to leave your square.
if you can talk on your cell phone and still score 3-5 points in a row
if you wear a hand's free headset (then you're a geek also)
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Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by xXLoss_of_ControlXx » 03 Mar 2006 19:13

If youre still at school 3hours after you get out...
If you struggle(sometimes) to kick straight up because youre use to kicking it into someone else's square
Freddy Noinaj of the CIC?

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Post by JoFa » 12 Mar 2006 23:01

- when you throw fits because your friends don't want to play
- when you dream of having a world tournament dedicated only to four square :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
- when you seriously contemplate kicking those stupid toddlers off the playground because it's "four square time"
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Post by CIC flurry » 13 Mar 2006 14:51

JoFa wrote:- when you seriously contemplate kicking those stupid toddlers off the playground because it's "four square time"
HenryG: "Zeke?"

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Post by Zeke » 14 Mar 2006 22:55

et tu brute?





















:lol:
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by CIC flurry » 15 Mar 2006 12:14

LOL

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Post by Zeke » 16 Mar 2006 11:01

Would you believe that I've been waiting since highschool for the perfect opportunity to use that phrase?
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by CIC flurry » 16 Mar 2006 14:27

I have yet to be able to use it i think.
I also want to use the phrase, "bury the hatchet."

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Post by Zeke » 16 Mar 2006 14:57

FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!! I used it on the ides of March!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm awesome!!!!
Muther fuck this forum died :cry:
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by Iron Clad Ben » 16 Mar 2006 18:14

Zeke wrote:FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!! I used it on the ides of March!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm awesome!!!!
SCARY! 8O

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Post by Zeke » 16 Mar 2006 22:03

JoFa wrote:- when you throw fits because your friends don't want to play
- when you dream of having a world tournament dedicated only to four square :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
- when you seriously contemplate kicking those stupid toddlers off the playground because it's "four square time"
I like all these :D
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Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood

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Post by xXLoss_of_ControlXx » 25 Mar 2006 16:51

if you start to relate everything to 4S...
if you were so bored you did this...
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Post by joecrain » 25 Mar 2006 21:11

holy shit thats funny....!

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Post by Torn » 30 Mar 2006 10:57

Zeke wrote:et tu brute?





















:lol:
Sooooooooooo good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...I have latin at school and we also watched this famous scene in English etc. etc...this is just so damn funny for me :D
For me this reply deserves to be mentionned in the hall of fame :wink:
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