Actually, the lefty loosy righty tighty is because if you were to spin the wheel righty, it would roll righty, and if you were to spin it lefty, it would roll lefty.
You can't define anything to be wrong really. I mean really... nothing can make sense... Let's take the word "Chair" for an example. (Simply because I'm sitting on one at the moment.) Who the fuck, decided to call this thing, a chair. Just listen, and I mean REALLY listen to the word chair... It's just a BIZAAR sound isn't it? It's that way with EVERY word too. You start thinking, well why not a different sound, something not so weird sounding. But then you can't think of anything else that could represent a chair that doesn't sound weird.
I don't know about some of you, but I see alot of relation there.
Who the fuck decided to have it be inny and outtie? When you ACTUALLY think about something... and wonder why or how it came to be, you see illogicalness in everything.
The keyboard for instance. Why the hell wasn't it put in alphabetical order? Who decided what order the alphabet would be in? Why do pop cans have the cylinder shape all the way up except for the top and bottoms? (They curve in at the top and bottom.) Who the fuck decided that opposite colors look better next to eachother? (green/red, blue/orange, purple/yellow.) Who decided that it's bad manners to have your elbows on the table? Why are all these stupid decisions made? Why do we accept them?
The answer's simple. Because it makes our lives, easier to just accept what's given to us. If you can give us something, and we can understand it, and it's easy to use, then we really just don't give a fuck who, how, or why the thing is the way it is.
The in and out thing. That's just how that one person saw it when inventing some abrevs for Footbag. We all saw his point of veiw, understood it, it was easy, and it made life easier. So we accepted it.
I hope you all understand what I'm trying to say here. However complicated this may seem. But seriously. Just LISTEN to some words, any word. You will just find it to be the most bizaar sound ever. Break it down, listen to it. And then just ask... Why? That will throw your thinking all out of whack for the day.
Peace,
Fred.
(Fred... What the fuck kinda name is that, who the fuck...

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