You know you're addicted to 4-square if...

[Zeke]

...if you opt to design a 4S themed shirt to sell at a major event knowing that a freestyle theme would probably sell way more shirts. I don't know about ya'll but I need a 4-square shirt in my collection.

[Z on the rocks]

...if you opt to design a 4S themed shirt to sell at a major event knowing that a freestyle theme would probably sell way more shirts.

...but you decide to keep all of them because they are so damn pretty.

[Zeke]

Actually, it gives my ego a hard-on when I see people wear shirts I've designed. Hope all you 4S fans out there will like it...

[QuantumBalance]

GIVE IT TO ME NOW I MUST OWN THE 4 SQUARE SHIIIRTT

more than one even hehe

[Oroza]

jack off!

[Zeke]

... if you repeatedly lose to Steve in 2-square but keep coming back for more. Even when you know you have no chance...

[HG]

If you dance like a moron to techno during a game to try and throw off your opponents.



If you pose like a runway model to throw off your opponents.


If you play with 2 people in one square throughout the whole game

If you run in place for a few seconds, do a spin, and continue running in place, AND get goldberg out because of that (Kolo)

[Frank_Sinatra]

I guess you would know you're addicted to 4 square if, after discontinuing play, you experience the following:

# perpetually being tired
# hot/cold sweats
# heart palpitations
# joints and muscles in constant pain
# vomiting
# nausea
# uncontrollable coughing
# diarrhea
# insomnia
# watery eyes
# excessive yawning
# depression

Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Oxycontin. Silly me.

[HG]

oh my god. i dont know why but the combination of the oxycontin post and your signature has me laughing really hard

[Frank_Sinatra]

If you haven't seen the video that my sig. quotes, you should definitely check it out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJmO1B4Qxf0

[HG]

gold

[Zeke]

There's good reason to believe that I easily have the most posts in this sub-forum. What's more pathetic, that it may be true or that I may have counted?

[Zeke]

The last couple days I've been able to get in some lengthy and detailed conversations about squares, discussing all the players styles, strategies, strengths and weaknesses. It's pretty cool to get together and discuss these things and put them to good use the next time we play. I could probably talk for days about 4S.

[quadgun]

You know you're addicted to 4square if you're name is alice ... err i mean alex.

[Zeke]

I may never show it, but I truly, deeply and thoroughly enjoy absolutely dismantling someone at 2S. I love the growing frustration on their faces as I score point after point. Every time they shout out or mutter their pathetic excuses, it just exhilerates me.

[HG]

Im surprised you dont make the trip up to wisconsin more often then!

[Zeke]

To be more specific, I meant more experienced players. Oh, and you are SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the top of my ignore list now. Take that, Gersley!

[nfs]

if you refresh this forum about 20 times a minute.
if you had the urge to settle real life situations with hack offs
if you have your own special move
if you play in courts where you have to imagine some of the lines
if you play in 20f/6.67c weather
if you don't like someone, you point at them screaming, "Point to whose out!"
if you point when someone does the above
if you come up with strategeries
if you constantly imagine yourself in the ultimate show-down with Steve or Genzu
if you come acoss a better player and you diligently take mental notes of what he says
if you do the above when it's not even remotely footbag related
if you watch other players just to look for weaknesses
if you look for patterns or moves they prefer or repeat
if you read the Trick Shot thread and devise counters for everything mentioned and counters for the counters
if you thought this forum was the best thing to happen to modified since Matt Kain

[Zeke]

For the past 2 years at NYJ, Steve and I have opted not to go out for the group dinner. Although already hungry and a little tired, we knew it would be at least a couple hours before anyone would come back with our food. By then we would have played countless hard fought rounds, and probably quite a few easy kills that I would much rather forget . It's nice to just sit, talk and hang out with him after all the 2-square.

Val mentioned that Steve was looking forward to playing squares with me while in Chicago. I immediately asked myself if it was because he was looking for a challenge or if he merely enjoys tormenting me on the court. Probably the latter. Regardless, I did look forward to playing him just for the opportunity to match up with another high level player (that's not a local). I pick up quite a bit by just watching him play. I'm still absolutely amazed at the seemingly impossible digs he makes and the precision of his shots. For example, he targets your hands. Your HANDS. HANDS! HANDS!?!?!?!!?!?! Who the fuck does that? I've tried it and its hard to do without blasting it out of bounds or flat out missing all the time.

So yeah, I'd much rather spend several hours getting stomped @ squares than have a relaxing good time eating lots of hot yummy food. I'm addicted to squares.