poems

[Honza]

i just dont know if its already here
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,
wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch
which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss
Swatch watch switch?
do it three times in a row fast!

[F[uns]tylin' Eclectic]

*erm*

Buffalo buffalo... buffalo Buffalo buffalo... buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[Jeremy]

"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"

[Asmus]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74gmqtCRYRU[/youtube]

Alright here's the translation - slighty modified to make it rhyme somewhat in english: (The poem is supposed to describe the atmosphere at Footbag Denmark's weekly training session.)

Thursday night – party and footbag in the Culture House
Have been looking forward all week to the rush
Have put my life on hold
Now its time to consume alcoLOL
I feel strangely alive
Can barely see out of my eyes
A barrage of footbagtricks – laughing
Beer, bags and verbal slappings
Breathless smiles’ wrappings
No mercy here
No glory
Only long tough footbagmuscles
And sweatdripping struggles

- Michael Nielsen