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Post by smokefree » 15 Dec 2006 17:34

and you're sowing G.
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Post by PegLegHolly » 15 Dec 2006 17:46

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Post by freestyler4life » 15 Dec 2006 19:28

david wrote:This is all really quite pathetic. By succombing to the level of "switch kicker" your all just looking stupid in the process. Making a thread making fun of people doesn't solve any problems, it just keeps them around.

Furthermore, how can you hate someone you know on the internet? On top of that, is saying you hate him going to make him a more productive member of this forum?

If he is such a huge problem ban him so he has time to think about his actions. I think thats more peaceful than making a slanderous thread mocking his intelligence.

It's just stupid that 30 year olds are resorting to methods like these to combat people on the internet they don't like.

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Post by Slowsis » 16 Dec 2006 01:55

I was hoping some people would understand a little fun at the resident rejects expense, but of course a sense of humour isn't as universal around here as leg-sack tricks. Don't get you're panties in a bunch kids, this thread is a joke, and if you don't get it, don't post here. :roll:
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Post by Spontaneous Spaz » 16 Dec 2006 05:04

Peter- "they go both ways"
Ted Turner- "like a bisexual"
Louis' father- "yes ted, that was the joke"

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Post by smokefree » 16 Dec 2006 08:58

I have the right to think otherwise. Dont be a prick. And don't send me anymore pms kid, i dont want to talk to you.
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Post by mosher » 16 Dec 2006 10:33

This thread is fucking pathetic.

I am disappointed in everyone that contributed to the idiotic hypocrisy.

Seriously. :? :roll:
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Post by Slowsis » 16 Dec 2006 10:44

smokefree wrote:I have the right to think otherwise. Dont be a prick. And don't send me anymore pms kid, i dont want to talk to you.
Pms were created so that arguments wouldn't spill over into the forum. This thread is an argument (or a culmination of many) which could have been solved in pm form, yet for some reason is now a flame fest. If you don't want to talk to me, there are lots of other forums out there.
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Post by smokefree » 16 Dec 2006 11:03

Well my first comment, and the second were part of this thread, my feelings about this topic, it wasnt a personal tirade, I didnt want to be messaged. Anyway, I just feel this thread is low and I dont see anything offensive about calling someone "G". I think any topic all about shitting on one player is kinda fucked off. And you people complain about avatars.
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Post by RawSko » 16 Dec 2006 11:15

wow. I can't believe that this thread exists. I hope I never say anything dumb enough to merit an entire thread about how much I suck. This is just rutheless.
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Post by Tsiangkun » 16 Dec 2006 12:51

Could you please start another thread where you humor challenged kickers can discuss this thread. All of the off topic commentary is diluting the jokes.


Q: What did the psychic say to Switch Kicker ?

A: I'm a mind reader, but I know someone who reads palms.

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Post by Switch Kicker » 16 Dec 2006 16:20

Spontaneous Spaz wrote:Peter- "they go both ways"
Ted Turner- "like a bisexual"
Louis' father- "yes ted, that was the joke"

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That is hilarious. I love that episode.

Btw, if you're going to spend so much time between each 'joke', maybe you should use that time to come up with some original material. :roll: Just a peice of advice I guess. True, they are funny jokes, but that doesn't make you funny, it makes the joke funny. And you didn't think up the joke. :roll:
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Post by HG » 16 Dec 2006 19:29

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Post by Just call me hagesy » 17 Dec 2006 18:12

I find it humorous that youse find this thread humorous.
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Post by Bander87 » 17 Dec 2006 20:04

This doesn't just bring down other members, it also brings down modified as a whole.

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Post by mc » 19 Dec 2006 14:24

Does this thread not fall under the category of a specific, offensive, personalized attack?

I feel that this thread should be deleted. It's fundamentally bad for the forum, and after discussing some things with Fred (Switch Kicker), I can say that I believe this thread will only perpetuate the problematic behavior on his part.

I'm not saying I didn't laugh at some of these jokes. I'm not pro-Fred, nor do I admire or like his general methodology of responding to things he doesn't like or respect.

I just think this thread has to go.

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Post by Jeremy » 19 Dec 2006 14:39

I somewhat concur. I'm not sure if removing the topic would actually achieve anything and I am more concerned that people think this kind of stuff is ok then the what's specifically said. In any event, I certainly won't tell any "switch kicker" jokes and I think this is a very fatuous topic which will hopefully die.

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Post by Moxie » 20 Dec 2006 19:18

When I first saw Jeremy (Mirken's) post I PMed switchkicker to ask if he had a problem with this thread. He didn't mind it as long as it doesn't get too bad, so I'm inclined to let it be. I don't think it's very nice, but at this point I don't think there is a need to censor this thread and delete it.
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Post by quadgun » 20 Dec 2006 21:07

down with moxie!
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Post by Senor Grommet » 20 Dec 2006 21:12

BUMP :D

All you people who dont like this thread shouldn't be reading this post, so I don't even feel bad saying I don't care how it makes him feel. But since I know he doesn't take it personally anyway, I don't feel bad posting:

Q: What's the difference between high school and SwitchKicker?

A: Class.
My name: Jeremy Mirken, AKA Chocolatey Shatner, AKA jerk enemy rim.

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