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Post by Jeremy » 03 Nov 2004 06:30

Post the funniest posts you see here - from past and present. Either funny on purpose or not on purpose!

I have a few:
Tsiangkun wrote:I wrote what jon wrote, edited it, deleted it, then wrote this.
max wrote:a good rule of thumb is to not post while drunk. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES :)

and to use the preview button.
I fail that one right now and on Drambuie 8) but it's a drowing election sorrows drunk if that counts for anything...
hacksterbator wrote:last night i was fighting in nam, or maybe it was the korean war, but it wasn't, it was in england and we had to defend our castles. that's about all i remember. it was just plain weird.
ted wrote:
wolfpac444 wrote:
Make peace > live happy rpt

Both sides
There are hundreds more but those were the ones I came across!

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Post by King Monkey » 03 Nov 2004 21:38

The opening of Max Boucoiran's blog always makes me laugh:
Max wrote:sunday : 3pm
crawled out of bed: what the fuck happenned last night??
:lol: :lol:
Ian Pritchard - http://www.ausfootbag.org

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Post by max » 04 Nov 2004 01:23

Heh the good old days...
Now with winter approaching and this full time job/gf I rarely get out of bed before 19:00 ish on a sunday!

back on topic: most of Andrew Grant's posts are incredibly funny as Ken's are.. Too lazy to look them up though!
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Post by lightningbolt » 04 Nov 2004 01:59

FlexThis wrote:Be careful in the microwave as the pellets inside could melt as well.
jon wrote:this thread makes me wonder why there arnt more little shredders running around out there?
Jeremy wrote: If we are going to make some rules - you can at least expect us to follow through with them in the topic where we made the rules
Johnny wrote:11/12

I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.
In refernce to 'Porn star or my little pony'
Posi-cole wrote:I'm sorry I took the time to open this thread.
C-Fan wrote:
Jeremy wrote:More sickness going down in footbag chat. - only cool people allowed :wink:
Oh shit, and here I thought that it was a firewall that was keeping me out! :evil: :cry:
mosher wrote: (and if someone calls this racist, I'll point out that there lies a crisp line between racism and being observant so lets just skip that step)
The things I do to put off doing my homework....
I think I going to take over Canada. You should help.
Get Firefox!

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Post by ted » 04 Nov 2004 12:10

Flexthis wrote:I think this particular scam is used to fund terrorism.
...
The ID name that appeared on our online banking account was of all things Balibasha12. Which sounds pretty middle eastern to me.
...
I looked up the number and found that it belonged to Asia Pacific Networking Information Centre. Bam I have a match. And asian hosted website and a middle eastern ID name.
...
I have come to the realization that this could indeed be viewed as a way to steal money from Americans to fund terrorism.
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Post by B_Man » 04 Nov 2004 16:46

Andrew Grant
last week i did a new mod to my lavers that i saw in the post your shoes thread. johnny suderman had ripped every thing off the front of his shoe all the way down to the mesh. johnny has a good toe shuffle, so i fugured it must help. i just took off the leather strip and my toe game has fallen apart. i can't buy new lavers for some time. the lesson we should all learn from this story:
don't do experimental mods to your only pair of lavers!
johnny i blame you for this! no, seriously! i do.
Tom Mosher
Cheer up buddy, maybe if the footbag sucks the ladies will too.

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Originally posted by hacksterbator
the reason i can play so long is i used to fence 40 hours a week.

my love of hard work is totally from my old fencing coach, who made me learn to love it, pushed me to be my best, taught me how to build programs for improvement, and i'm so glad he did, because i can now apply them to every thing.

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Holy crap! After reading this, I felt really relieved that at worlds I didn`t snap off an antenna from a car, and attack you with it. Cause you know, I toyed with the idea, but now I see that it would have been a bad idea. I`m just lucky like that I guess.

Kevin Regamey
I made a freakin' epic sandwich just now. I used the majority of ingredients I could find in my fridge. It looks a little something like this:

Bread
Miracle Whip
Bacon
Tomatoes
Mozzarella
Turkey
Butter
Bread
Butter
Lettuce
Cheddar
Roast Beef
Mustard
Bread


This tastes so good, I've had about half, but I'm full. I want to keep eating it.

OH and also, I cut it DIAGONALLY. Everyone knows that sandwiches cut diagonally taste WAY better than those cut horizontally and/or vertically. It's the truth. A truism indeed.

AND AND AND I haven't eaten much all day, so I was hungry, so it tastes even BETTER!

Oh my god best sandwich I have ever had.
Adam was so happy with his disposable camera. Everything was going great. Little did he know, the truck was about to make its move...
I showed Ken this picture, and he said something along the lines of, "Holy crap, it looks like I'm 69ing the car."

And thus ends my post-searching journey.
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Post by ebo » 04 Nov 2004 18:33

hacksterbator wrote:
David Clavens wrote:yo, i touched that bag at worlds. thats got clavens all over it baby.

that sounds kinda erotic...

any way, i like the look of your sack.

wait... that also sounds kinda erotic...

i just really like your bag...

...i don't think there's an easy way out of this...

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Post by QuantumBalance » 04 Nov 2004 18:43

LordKingdomUltimate wrote:
It's like learning how to dance ballet from earnest. Sure, he is funny looking, and can wield electricity, and save christmas.[
Senior Grommet wrote:
one cannot expect to look like a pretty balerina, such as Lon Smith
Bono wrote:
i don't understand the pole but i voted "yes" because i like to vote and i try to be generally positive.

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Post by qphox » 04 Nov 2004 21:11

LKU: "Let Gumby play!"
- Kevin R.

F = G*((m1*m2)/r^2)

Know thy enemy.

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Post by hacksterbator » 06 Nov 2004 01:19

Omnicriz wrote: guess thats why i've never really watched the news except to set my clock. And I still don't know if I should trust that...
ZING!!!
King Monkey wrote:i think if i said my style was influenced by anyone, that person would be insulted.
Mosher wrote:k here's an update on that girl sitch:
She never called back - fuck her.
...
ps. I can't fucking believe how that Megan shit turned out.
Mosher wrote: You take a cup and put some paint from the appropriately labelled can and then take your cup and a brush and go paint some stuff. I had in one hand my open can of iced tea and in the other hand my cup of paint. I took a sip of my iced tea, it was so smooth and warm and … paint!!! AAHH!!! I had paint in my mouth and on my lips!! Ahhh!!! Did anyone see?? Am I going to die???
i totally imagine how Tom would say this if he had been telling me the story, or on an audio tape or some thing. makes me laugh out loud that one does!
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Post by slapdash21 » 06 Nov 2004 17:45

sorry, i suck at life, but i cant figure out how to quote from other threads...can someone explain? im sure its easy and im just a sped... :oops:
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Post by Jeremy » 06 Nov 2004 17:50

find the quote. Highlight the text. Press ctrl+c on your keyboard (not sure what the shortcut for apppple is). Find the topic you want to post in (ie. this one) - click on "reply" when the text box loads - click on it then press ctrl+v (or the appppppple equivalent!). So that you create the little box and the words "jeremy wrote" (or whoever) follow this simple template:

[quote="person you are quoting"]their quote here![/quote]

Note that the speech marks around the person's name are very important - as is the [/quote] bit a the end and all the square brackets. The moderators tend to fix bb code mistakes for you if they see them.

Send me a pm if you have any more problems!

edit: I fixed your mistake v v v - basically you had an extra [quote] after the quote.

You wrote this:
[quote="Seath"]Seath's quote[quote][/quote]

You should have written this:
[quote="Seath"]Seath's quote[/quote]
Last edited by Jeremy on 06 Nov 2004 18:08, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by slapdash21 » 06 Nov 2004 18:03

Seath wrote:Grab my sack, it needs working in.

EDIT:RAWR!!! i knew i was gonna screw it up. and that completely ruins any humor originally in it...if you can even figure it out...wow i suck

thanks for fixing it jeremy :D
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Post by quadgun » 06 Nov 2004 18:27

C-Fan wrote: The first winter after I discovered freestyle was rough. I`d go to the park on weekends, and nobody would be there, but I`d kick it around by myself. I was so hungry to freestyle back then. Then when Spring came around, i remember meeting Bruce Dole. I was walking around the fountain in Washington Square when i saw a really buff guy stretching who was wearing lavers! In an effort to contain my excitement, I casually walked up and said: `nice shoes, want to kick?` memorably stupid first words.
shredj wrote:
K-dOUble wrote:
LinksYs wrote:Did you bring your legs around twice on your atw?
im pretty sure he did, otherwise he wouldnt call it a DATW
QuantumBalance wrote:Cool whip makes ladies taste different!
ingenius! :lol:

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Post by HG » 07 Nov 2004 07:03

Jordan Wong wrote:Go hunt the kid who sold your bag down and beat the shit outta him!
Melissa Politsch wrote:I mis spelled Jeremy
Zach Hoffa wrote:but still i can do it pretty consecutivly but not so much comfotabuly. Now my pride of the day, Fairy swirl, i do belive if i get this down it will be my BEST TRICK, ok it went down like this, i was trying to do a toe set > swirl same like set with right foot > swirl with left foot and trying this a few times my foot kinda did a whirl motion over the bag, so i figared aww what the hell maybe i can do a whirling swirl so i tryed to do it like that and sure enogh after a few trys i hit it once. Now i think its a fairy swirl but im not sure, i thoght about it latter and desited it was a fairy swirl. what ever it is, im working on it hard has hell so i can have it ready to show off at Kick till your sick if i can make it witch im hopeing i will. hit ducking buttefly in a nice string to day too i love this trick. I cant do it often i always get the set PERFECT, then the duck GREAT then the dex smooth as can be and my cliper is always to close to my body to get the bag witch is 3 inchs out from my foot, but there are them slim times ( 3/10 ) that i have it hit my foot in strings tho expestialy long ones its hard to get the set nice and straight, being short of breath and all. i really need to work on my pixie sets, and work on them challanges im geting in the great new challange section, thanks Chris, good idea.
who am i kidding, anything zach posts make me laugh.. Sorry to pick on you but your spelling and grammar cracks me up :lol:
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Post by zachatree » 07 Nov 2004 10:03

dont do drugs kids.

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Post by Anz » 07 Nov 2004 11:54

This is the funniest ever.
zachatree wrote:dont do drugs kids.
Oh wait - it's from this topic :roll:

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Post by Josh B » 07 Nov 2004 22:14

ana_ali wrote:This is the funniest ever.
zachatree wrote:dont do drugs kids.
Oh wait - it's from this topic :roll:
:lol:
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Post by ebo » 08 Nov 2004 17:02

touché...
mosher wrote:Did you let your dog mod your shoes Jeremy?

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Post by hacksterbator » 08 Nov 2004 17:26

hahaha, nice one!
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