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Post by Outsider » 20 Jun 2012 07:14

Sorry Josh. You're right, I should have allowed more Time to answer that one.

I blame Ken (I habitually blame him for everything) for cheating by giving an answer and then suggesting a 2nd answer (the 2nd one being correct). Ken, you should be very ashamed of yourself. I penalize you one riddle. When you figure out how to pay a penalty of one riddle, let us know.
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Jun 2012 07:22

That sounds like a riddle in and of itself.

Here's a quick one I like:

What can go all over the world when stuck in one corner?

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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 20 Jun 2012 10:20

oh man, one of the only riddles I know:

A stamp.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Jun 2012 11:12

A river?

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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 20 Jun 2012 12:35

Give the man a prize
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Post by C-Fan » 20 Jun 2012 12:47

I've been penalized one riddle, so the privelege of asking the next riddle goes to whoever posts a footbag video here first.

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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 20 Jun 2012 13:12

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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 20 Jun 2012 20:11

Shave your balls, your pits, and your legs?

Edit: Sick shred video too. I haven't seen that one yet. Gonna watch it again now.
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Post by Tripp » 21 Jun 2012 04:06

Is that kid in the yellow Nathan Pipen?
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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 21 Jun 2012 04:50

Yeah and the blue hoodie is John Goode and the black hoodie is Hogan.
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Post by Sporatical_Distractions » 21 Jun 2012 08:13

F[uns]tylin' Eclectic wrote:Shave your balls, your pits, and your legs?

Edit: Sick shred video too. I haven't seen that one yet. Gonna watch it again now.
That works. I was going for "by being a barber", but whatevs
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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 21 Jun 2012 09:04

To some I may be considered constructive
Unfortunately others say I'm destructive
I do get thirsty but I prefer blood
I like to spend time in the dirt or the mud
Don't press my buttons or I might get snappy
Some call me a killer... I'm just trigger happy

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Post by CIC flurry » 21 Jun 2012 10:30

F[uns]tylin' Eclectic wrote:Yeah and the blue hoodie is John Goode and the black hoodie is Hogan.
Is this a riddle? Because those are little kids. And Nathan and John are big strong men.

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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 21 Jun 2012 14:10

CIC flurry wrote:
F[uns]tylin' Eclectic wrote:Yeah and the blue hoodie is John Goode and the black hoodie is Hogan.
Is this a riddle? Because those are little kids. And Nathan and John are big strong men.
What about Hogan? hahahaha
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Post by CIC flurry » 24 Jun 2012 02:07

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jk i never met him. But yea i guess those guys started playin early.

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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 24 Jun 2012 08:43

Oh neat, that looks like my grandma!

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Post by DTank126 » 26 Jun 2012 06:49

Can anyone even take a stab at my riddle?
It's clearly a vampire snapping turtle.
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Post by C-Fan » 26 Jun 2012 07:26

Nicely done Doug. Your turn to ask a riddle.

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Post by F[uns]tylin' Eclectic » 26 Jun 2012 08:02

F[uns]tylin' Eclectic wrote:To some I may be considered constructive
Unfortunately others say I'm destructive
I do get thirsty but I prefer blood
I like to spend time in the dirt or the mud
Don't press my buttons or I might get snappy
Some call me a killer... I'm just trigger happy

What is I?

Just created this so you won't find it on the internets.
Doug, you pretty much got it...

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Venus Fly Traps :wink:

Every line of it makes so much sense if you think about it...
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Post by C-Fan » 26 Jun 2012 09:06

That's pretty good, Nick. I guess it makes more sense than Doug's answer too. :?

Somebody post a riddle quick.

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