Why Lavers??

Corey · Post by **Corey** » 08 Aug 2010 18:05

How come I/other people cant see my signature? I put two lines but I have seen that...

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 08 Aug 2010 19:31

If privacy was an issue, I wouldn't have posted any pictures. I technically only met one new person. I already knew Zach from before. I just hadn't talked to him in a while. I'd rather be known as Magus. I think my name sucks, and I will gladly introduce myself by name if and when I meet anybody else.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 08 Aug 2010 19:33

lol, I'm never ever going to call you Magus.

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 09 Aug 2010 03:37

Well then what do you plan to call me, seeing as you don't know my name?

Ramen God · Post by **Ramen God** » 09 Aug 2010 05:16

I prefer to be called ramen when online. It IS my nickname.

One time, my friends Scott and Ethan, as well as myself, came up with a contest. We would try to shred with old sushi(I was going to eat it for dinner a week before, but something came up, so I had a bunch of old sushi), ramen noodles, and crap cheese. The person who did best in one food would be deemed "God," and second best would be "King."
I was the best at ramen, and the second best at sushi. So I am both Ramen God and Sushi King. Since Ramen God is better than sushi king, I go by that.

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 09 Aug 2010 08:38

Call me whatever you want. I don't care, but I'll put my name in my signature if/when I feel like it, not because or when people tell me to.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 09 Aug 2010 12:01

todd, why are you still replying to this thread?

i think you'd be better off putting down your keyboard warrior shield an quit replying.

F[uns]tylin' Eclectic · Post by **F[uns]tylin' Eclectic** » 09 Aug 2010 12:23

Magus86 wrote:Call me whatever you want. I don't care, but I'll put my name in my signature if/when I feel like it, not because or when people tell me to.

I dub thee "Tickle Puss, Keyboard Warrior"

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 09 Aug 2010 12:42

Aw, shit! Zach, you told them my name. Now all is lost.

Yeah, I probably shouldn't be replying to this anymore...

Donovon · Post by **Donovon** » 09 Aug 2010 15:09

And the heavens opened at the thought ^

calemccoy · Post by **calemccoy** » 10 Aug 2010 12:58

@"Magus"

hacky-sack is what i would call a game.

footbag is a sport.

this is a footbag forum, for discussing the sport.

im finding it hard to enjoy reading any of the posts you have made thus far, and am growing less and less likely to help you learn anything about footbag. please stop disrespecting us, and we will gladly do the same.

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 10 Aug 2010 13:19

IÃŸ meinen Arsch!!!

Good for you.

I'm finding it difficult to cater to the sense of self-importance of most of the users here. I'm also finding it difficult to communicate with people who have no reading comprehension and take the worst possible interpretation of my words.

calemccoy · Post by **calemccoy** » 10 Aug 2010 13:23

you're hilariously persistant to prove yourself entirely innocent. thanks for the PM, it was cute. good luck doing much of anything in this community, with the rate at which you are burning bridges.

Magus86 · Post by **Magus86** » 10 Aug 2010 13:35

You can't burn a bridge that was never built to begin with... And it's not my goddamn fault that you people are so full of yourselves that you took offense to someone questioning your way of doing something. That's your own damn fault. This place reminds me so much of church... You better come here, do what you're told, keep your mouth shut, don't ever ask any questions. Should you ask them, you will be stoned to death in the streets for mocking God or some stupid bullshit. You all think you're automatically deserving of respect without giving it in return, even though you didn't initially get disrespect in the first place. Respect is to be earned, not demanded. Sit and spin, Cale. Sit and spin.

You're hilariously persistant to insist you people know how to read and didn't misinterpret something. And I don't know how many times I have to say this community means dick to me. It never meant much to me in the first place, but after such a display of idiocy as this thread has become, it means a shitload less.

At least I can take comfort in knowing that you'll never pass on your stupid genes to anybody because you'll never reproduce. Have fun blowing guys and taking it up the ass the rest of your life.

shluben1.0 · Post by **shluben1.0** » 10 Aug 2010 14:28

[content of post removed for derogatory language - Frank_Sinatra]

F[uns]tylin' Eclectic · Post by **F[uns]tylin' Eclectic** » 10 Aug 2010 15:15

Magus86 wrote:You can't burn a bridge that was never built to begin with... And it's not my goddamn fault that you people are so full of yourselves that you took offense to someone questioning your way of doing something. That's your own damn fault. This place reminds me so much of church... You better come here, do what you're told, keep your mouth shut, don't ever ask any questions. Should you ask them, you will be stoned to death in the streets for mocking God or some stupid bullshit. You all think you're automatically deserving of respect without giving it in return, even though you didn't initially get disrespect in the first place. Respect is to be earned, not demanded. Sit and spin, Cale. Sit and spin.

You're hilariously persistant to insist you people know how to read and didn't misinterpret something. And I don't know how many times I have to say this community means dick to me. It never meant much to me in the first place, but after such a display of idiocy as this thread has become, it means a shitload less.

At least I can take comfort in knowing that you'll never pass on your stupid genes to anybody because you'll never reproduce. Have fun blowing guys and taking it up the ass the rest of your life.

Dude, Todd, SERIOUSLY stop replying to this, you're digging yourself in a really big shit hole. I don't care if you don't like this community, fine with me, just stop referring to us like "you people" and whatnot. You're a "you people" too, since you are obviously a freestyler now. Try arguing with that logic there. Zach and I are taking you under our teaching wings and you're pretty much shitting in our faces by saying what you're saying. Zach and I are teaching you how to freestyle, we invited you to my apartment because you seemed eager to learn and interested in the sport, but the way you're talking to everyone here is making us look bad for wanting to help you improve and it's REALLY making you look bad. These people ARE real. You WILL meet some of them some day if you decide to eventually go to a tournament. I'll vouch for you here, because in real life, you're a cool dude, Zach and I were talking and we agreed on it, but your forum manners/skills are totally outrageous and in layman's terms BAD and FUCKED UP. Number one:

"At least I can take comfort in knowing that you'll never pass on your stupid genes to anybody because you'll never reproduce. Have fun blowing guys and taking it up the ass the rest of your life."

...DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THIS!!! There are gay people in this community and they do think that stuff is offensive and they have every right to do so.

Second: No one's making you use modified. You found it on your own and you seem to like it here, because you keep posting stuff. If it reminds you of church so much, then... not to be rude, but, you can just not sign on anymore? That would do the trick. Zach and I will still invite you to freestyle with us, because like I said, we like you as a person. But your internet shenanigans are fucking preposterous. Sorry to lash at you like this, but it's gotta stop dude. Magus and Todd are two different people. We like Todd Rittel. Other freestylers would like Todd Rittel too if/when they meet him. Magus is over the edge and under the influence of the internet.

Corey · Post by **Corey** » 10 Aug 2010 16:31

Magus86 wrote:And it's not my goddamn fault that you people are so full of yourselves that you took offense to someone questioning your way of doing something. That's your own damn fault. This place reminds me so much of church... You better come here, do what you're told, keep your mouth shut, don't ever ask any questions. Should you ask them, you will be stoned to death in the streets for mocking God or some stupid bullshit.

Wow! Here is a list of people I have pm'ed or that have pm'ed me offering help.
-David Clavens (advice on choosing a stitcher)
-Josh Raye (advice on choosing a stitcher and a bag offer)
-Brian Sherrill (stitching help)
-Matt Cross (stitching help)
-Nick Landes (questions about his bags)
-Jorden Moir (best juggling/footbag hybrid bags)
-Jay Boychuk (if it would be weird to play with Juho and Mikko)
-Mikko Lepisto (sweet places for them to see in nyc/nj & if they would play with me)
-Ken Somolinos (when nyfa meets)

Those are 9 really really good players. If you ask in a respectful manner you will get the answers you are looking for.

If I said
"hey matt cross how do i stitch a bag?" or
"mikko come play footbag with me."
I would not have received the results I was looking for.

If you dont give a shit about the commumity why do you have 4.3 posts per day or whatever it is?

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 10 Aug 2010 16:56

Alllright, so this thread can calm down again. I talked to Magus and encouraged him to post elsewhere and enjoy the other parts of this forum (that don't involve arguing). It's going to be moved to B&E and as soon as people stop posting in it, this thread can fall down to the depths of the forum. Please stop addressing Magus so he can try to start over on the forum.

Thanks,
Emily

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 10 Aug 2010 16:57

edit: sorry emily! haha

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 10 Aug 2010 19:36

Todd spelled backwards is I never said.