How do I go about getting chicks?

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 18:42

I've never had a girlfriend.
Never even asked a girl out.
I have to start somewhere.

How do I go about asking a girl out while encorporating footbag so she knows that she's going to be second to footbag at all times except for maybe her birthday or Mother's day, in which case mom would be number 1 and she would be bumped down to 3?

Help a bro out.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 07 Mar 2006 18:47

i think i know the answer.

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » 07 Mar 2006 18:49

That kind of thinking won't get you any ladies. In fact, I feel a need to smack you over the head. Your girlfriend is a person and an equal to you. She should come first and foremost, especially over an activity like footbag.

Footbag is something you enjoy. She will understand that much. You don't play footbag 24hrs a day, so she will understand if she cares about you that it's important. However, if you really care about her, Footbag is NOT more important than she is.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 18:52

Don't listen to her dude. You'll never get good at footbag with that attitude. Just get real good, and the ladies will come. Remember, TOES Before HOES.

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 18:53

I won't play 24 hrs. I have to sleep eventually.

wolfpac444 · Post by **wolfpac444** » 07 Mar 2006 18:54

You should PM 'wicked' here on the forum. He knows all about getting ladies and scholarships.

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 18:55

shredzilla wrote:Don't listen to her dude. You'll never get good at footbag with that attitude. Just get real good, and the ladies will come. Remember, TOES Before HOES.

Hell yeah.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 07 Mar 2006 18:56

PMPF !!!

This first rule of footbag club is you do not talk about footbag club.

I'm half serious about that. Women do not want to hear about your hackysack obsession. You need something else, and video gamer won't help much either. Maybe try using the ever popular "Hi, my name is", and follow that up with some filler conversation (just pick some random thing in the area and talk about that, fall back on the weather, if you have too), then seague into her talking about herself while you ask questions. Don't ask if she has heard of footbag club.

The Second rule of Footbag club is you do not talk about footbag club.

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » 07 Mar 2006 18:57

nhancakes wrote:
shredzilla wrote:Don't listen to her dude. You'll never get good at footbag with that attitude. Just get real good, and the ladies will come. Remember, TOES Before HOES.
Hell yeah.

You are getting that money order mailed back to you. That bag needs someone with heart.

david · Post by **david** » 07 Mar 2006 18:58

Ask her who her favorite muppet is.

She'll know.

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:01

I led a movement to start a Dinosaur club at my school.

Think chicks were impressed by that?
I would be.

Dinosaurs rule. If dinosaurs weren't extinct and would play footbag with me, my life would be complete.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 19:01

Yeah, footbag's only sexy if a chick sees a bunch of guys doing it, then they become footbag groupies. Kinda like skater groupies or breakdancing groupies. Or grafitti groupies?

Just do what Tsiangkun says and like ask her questions that get her talking and talking and talking about her life. Chicks love to do that. Oh, make sure to kinda engage a little, like maybe agree with her on some of the points she's making. After she's done doin that she'll think you're so great cuz you're such a good conversationalist. Then you slip her the 'ol yo, you wanna go bowling with me and my friends sometime? (Cuz I'm assuming you're under 18 and that's all kids can do at that age) Anyway, yeah don't talk about footbag until after you guys are like already going out. Once she's deeply engrained in your life, then bust out the Xbox...She'll love you too much to leave at that point.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 19:03

Pengu wrote:
nhancakes wrote:
shredzilla wrote:Don't listen to her dude. You'll never get good at footbag with that attitude. Just get real good, and the ladies will come. Remember, TOES Before HOES.
Hell yeah.
You are getting that money order mailed back to you. That bag needs someone with heart.

OKAY cool, cuz I never sent you one, so that'll be free money for me!!!

Edit: OH, you were talking to nhan

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:06

Pengu wrote: You are getting that money order mailed back to you. That bag needs someone with heart.

I have a heart. It pumps blood. Does a pretty efficent job to say the least.

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 07 Mar 2006 19:08

nhancakes wrote:I led a movement to start a Dinosaur club at my school.

Think chicks were impressed by that?
I would be.

If you're trying to impress a girl you're going about the whole thing wrong. Nhan I sent you a PM with what you need to know and where to go to learn about this. I would strongly recommend against taking the advice of anyone on a footbag board about how to pick up chicks. You wouldn't go to the picking up chicks board and ask them how to do symposium mirage right? Because they won't have any friggin clue how to do it. Feel me?

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:09

shredzilla wrote:
Just do what Tsiangkun says and like ask her questions that get her talking and talking and talking about her life. Chicks love to do that. Oh, make sure to kinda engage a little, like maybe agree with her on some of the points she's making. After she's done doin that she'll think you're so great cuz you're such a good conversationalist.

Want to simulate a hypothetical conversation with me?
I need all the practice I can get.

Btw, I've never gone bowling.

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 07 Mar 2006 19:11

nhancakes wrote: Want to simulate a hypothetical conversation with me?
I need all the practice I can get.

Practice with real chicks. Practicing talking to chicks with another guy is like trying to practice footbag moves with your hands using a basketball. You'll never get good that way, you gotta do the real thing. Read my PM.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 07 Mar 2006 19:13

Take it from somebody that HAS a girlfriend, toes before hoes only works theoretically, if you want a relationship to work AT ALL you have to be willing to sacrifice and put the lady first.

If she is a keeper then she will not go psycho-hose-beast on you and not let you play footbag, if she is worth your time she will understand that you have a major passion in your life (footbag) and that you will be needing to spend some (lots) of your time dedicated to it.

The important bit is that you make it clear to her that you passionately give a fuck about her.. if that is the case.

jon · Post by **jon** » 07 Mar 2006 19:15

I don't get it

I thought chicks digged skills. Is footbag not a skill? Man, girls are confusing. Good think I have internet porn to spend my time viewing and footbags to spoon when I get lonely.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 19:16

nhancakes wrote: Want to simulate a hypothetical conversation with me?
I need all the practice I can get.

Btw, I've never gone bowling.

The bottom line is, you need to find a girl that's kinda on a similar level. Obviously if you're going after the Head Cheerleader at your school, it's not gonna happen cuz she's dating the high school quarterback. Find a girl that's kinda like you, cute, and just strike up a conversation about somethin. If she's on your level, you'll probably find it easy to find stuff to talk about.

It doesn't matter if you've gone bowling or not. It's just a way of getting the girl used to hangin out with you and your friends. Make sure you don't pay too much attention to her, just kinda be funny and talk about lame teachers n stuff like that. I do feel awkward giving you this advice on a public forum, and I'm about to roll out. PM me and we'll talk more.