Creepy.....

smokefree · Post by **smokefree** » 15 Jun 2006 22:14

Weiiiiiiiiiird.... Just was running home, then I started walking, and a car pulled up but it was so dark I couldn't see shit. All I saw was a woman with frizzy hair and she started asking me for directions. I said "uhh go look for olympic over there" And i tryed to walk away on several occasions but she kept asking me questions. all of a sudden she says "YOU LOOK LIKE MY HUSBAND" a few more trying to walk aways and she says "youre so athletic", she tried introducing herself and tried to give me a ride home.... I thought it was some tranny trying to rape me after all, it sounds fishy pulling up right in the dark where i couldnt see...

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 16 Jun 2006 03:37

Omg, eww

That is really scarey.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 16 Jun 2006 05:03

I dunno... you should have gone with it. It might have turned into something beautiful.

Or not. lol

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 16 Jun 2006 05:43

that just gave me the chills...

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 16 Jun 2006 07:04

You could've been like: Athletic! Check this shit out!

[plays footbag freestyle]

If you pay me 4612362353 dollars an hour I'll do this in short shorts for you!!one!!

smokefree · Post by **smokefree** » 16 Jun 2006 08:02

In the dark XD? I couldn't see my white vans, im not a jedi sadly, though ive tried playing blindfolded.

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 16 Jun 2006 08:39

Dude you could have made some serious cash and you passed it up???

smokefree · Post by **smokefree** » 16 Jun 2006 09:05

I could be dead

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 16 Jun 2006 09:17

Dead...but laid and rich.

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 16 Jun 2006 10:43

You should have took off your shirt, teased her, and then ran away

Hakker · Post by **Hakker** » 16 Jun 2006 12:19

or you couldve taaken the money and gotten in her car, then showed her the chuck norris in you, and by this I mean kill the sicko and take the car. you get money, a car, and a warkout

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 16 Jun 2006 12:27

nvm, in revision, that sounds ignorant and beligerant.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 16 Jun 2006 13:38

When I was about 9 living in Texas, I was throwing the Football around with my buddy and a dude in a limo with rental plates came up and said he was Troy Aikman (QB of the Dallas Cowboys 92-97). He had the tinted windows rolled up to about his nose, and he wanted me and my buddy to come closer so he could sign our football.

Luckily, I was a Redskin's fan by inheritance and didn't want shit to do with Aikman or his faggot Cowboy squad. Next Thanksgiving when we went to the anual Skin's/Cowboy's game I boyed so loud when Aikman came onto the field.

I still don't want that pricks autrograph, Aikman or not.