HACKRIFICE 10
September 19-23, 2008
Fuck.
Everyone else has said it, and I've said it before, but it's just like Byrin said: Hackrifice 10 was on par with Worlds '07 as the best time of my entire life. It was PERFECT. 100 thanks to Andrew Taylor Grant for being the most selfless, generous, coordinated tournament organizer. Everything was Andrew. Make that a million thanks. What a guy!
I'd love to do an in-depth write-up, but I didn't take notes. I was too bust having fun and PLAYING FOOTBAG! So much footbag. This is likely the most dense footbag I have ever played. Like, 2 sessions every single day-ish. Wow! I'll start with some highlights:
Hottubbing at Derek's Sadly for the people who only stayed for the weekend, my hands-down favourite times at Hackrifice 10 happened after the fact on Monday and Tuesday. On Monday morning I drove Kevin Regamey and Waylon to the airport at 6. We all stayed up and waited, then went to bed and woke up late. Like 12-ish. Man, so little sleep all weekend. We went to Coronation Park (quite late) and met Derek, Joel, and Michelle for some hack fun. They played for a bit. I smoked a bit with Andrew and Camille which was kinda nice. Took some pictures. Then I had to drive Andrew and Jeff to the airport 45 minutes later, for 4, I think? On the way back I had planned to pick up a phone card to call Marita, so I did, though had some troubles, and I ended up I guess being gone from the park for, like, 3 hours, which I kinda of felt bad about. Marita and I pretty much broke up, though, so I spent about an hour crying and hurting in the heart. That was harsh and I plan to get back to that in a bit. Then I went and met the guys, plus Manna, at a burger joint just down the street from the park. It was supposedly the second best burger place in Winnipeg. I had fish, and it was, like, 75% grease. I should have had a burger. Then we went back to my house to shower. We played a bit of Jenga
(Jengrifice!) and Guitar Hero, and then we set off for Derek's to hot tub! We stopped at a liquor store to get some booze and Dairy Queen for an icecream cake for ANDREW GRANT'S BIRTHDAY! Man alive. What an awesome night. We got a bit lost on the way, but I couldn't've asked for better company on deserted, pitch-black country roads. We got to Derek's and sat in his hot tub outside in the light drizzling rain for, like, an hour and a half. It was just glorious on our muscles. To top it off, Andrew gave us a stretching tutorial immediately after when our muscles were melted off the bone. That felt great. My shins were killing me the previous night and this just brought me back to, like, 50%. Then Derek's awesome mom helped us surprise Andrew with the cake and we sang happy birthday and took some pictures. What a great time. I love my footbag friends so much. Manna was telling us that Andrew's favourite is icecream cake; it turned out later that he only said that so that we would buy him icecream cake. What a little dink

Great times. We went home, dropped Manna off, and relaxed with some YouTube videos before bed.
Net! On Sunday, we arrived to the venue a bit late. Joel was being interviewed by another local TV station (Andrew was interviewed by Global and CBC on Friday as everyone was arriving) and we were supposed to make it to the club for 1-ish. We didn't arrive until probably 2 or 2:30 and sadly missed seeing Byrin off. Saying goodbye is always so rough at hacky tournaments. I love everyone. It was sad to not be able to get a goodbye hug from Byrin. Then Rory and Kyle took off shortly after. I kept imagining how much more fun everything would have been after if Rory was still present. Particularly foursquare. After foursquare we fooled around with some net. We played some doubles and someone else wanted to join, and someone else, so we ended up with triples -- 3 on 3. Then more people just started joining (all freestylers I should add!) and we ended up with an epic game of 5-on-5 net! It was such a bloody blast! I can't believe how much fun I had. This totally added so many points to the score of Hackrifice 10 -- the bonding of freestyle and net. Not only this, but in foursquare there was a point where it was all net players. I felt in this respect that Hackrifice 10 has been a significant event in Canadian footbag. Freestyle and net. Epic. I plan to play a lot more net. I hope that we can have weekly jam sessions together and all play both. Joel, our founder and net player, is interested in getting shred shoes and getting back into freestyle, and Derek and I are stoked to play more net. Amazing. We played again today, Tuesday, at the same park, 3-on-3, and it was just as fun or more. Just an incredible time. We played Derek, Joel, and me versus Camille, Michelle, and Mike Faille. Hackrifice versus TVA (Toronto + Vancouver Association). Haha, and then we had 4-on-1, Joel versus everyone but Mike who sat out. "Now you can try!" Good times. I also snapped some pictures of everyone spiking. OH! Also I did a bunch of sole pushes!! Like maybe 1 out of 2 attempts ratio!
Mike Faille + Camille Amazing friends whom I love a ton. I just feel so good around them. It was really sad to see them off at the airport today

So much love!
Watching Kevin's Hackrifice 9 on the big screen!
Animal sounds foursquare
Johnny + Byrin shred
Derek Vandall Busting huge after such a long absense from the sport. Can you say
alpine PS reactor?
Alpine matador BSOS?
Alpine 69? That's an annual trick. Hit at every Hackrifice for the past 3 or 4 years.
Nuclear blender. Nuclear ducking torque. He was really kicking off that rust today at the park. Rubberman 2 is his if he shows up on Saturday (which he's gotta, since he has my shorts still

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Manna Mpepo The kid is better than me, or quickly getting there.
Frankenstein. Matador, sumo. Alpine whirlygig off the foot so many times.
Pdx torque > ripwalk BSOS and
pdx torque x2 so many times. What a monster. What a fast learner. He also acted like a dink a lot to Camille. Pdx drifter > pdx whirl. Not cool, punk
I picked up Mike + Camille and Johnny + Rishell on Friday morning first. I am really socially awkward and anxious, so it was a little weird at first, but I eventually warmed up. I dropped them off at the U of W where Andrew was being interviewed for the first time. I said hi to ShrEdmonton, met Kyle for the first time (the pendulum guy from Modified!), said hi to Andrew Dunford, Joel, Andrew, etc. Then I had to go get Waylon and Kevin from the airport again right away. Mike ended up coming with me, and everyone else stayed with Andrew and Joel and carpooled to The Forks for shred and a second interview. We caught up with Kevin and Waylon a bit -- Mike met Kevin for the first time. Then we went back and enjoyed shred for some hours. At one point I was shredding with Byrin, Rory, and Johnny, and I think Johnny was, like, "Is this everyone who's coming?" And I was, like, "Maybe. No, wait, I think Andrew is picking up someone at 7, and... holy crap! What time is it???", remembering I was supposed to ALSO pick up Jeff Lopes at the airport at 1:30? I checked the time -- 2:30. Sucky, sucky, sucky. I rushed to the airport, only to have just missed him. Went back home to check and got a note saying he taxied to The Forks. That made me feel super stupid, especially since in the Hackrifice thread I was, like, "Nobody waste your money on a taxi please."... I felt so bad, but I got back and Jeff was cool about it, thankfully. It was nice to see him after so many years (I think I saw him last in, like, 2002??? At Shred Zero, Calgary -- 6 years ago..)
So we had shred at The Forks for some while. Then we waited for Manna, so in total we were there for a while, and people were shredding when we arrived at the U of W. I don't remember any highlights I had, oh, right I posted some before: mobius > mobius was awesome, and Kevin said later, "I don't think I've seen Erik more excited before." I jumped up in the air and was, like, "YEEAAH!" before I even stalled the second mobius. Man alive

That felt AMAZING. Then we went back to my house and cleaned up a bit or something? I don't remember. But then we had another shred session at the U of M later on. Two long sessions in one day! That's double the usual Hackrifice shred. After shred we went for bubble tea at Global Bubble Tea

That was really fun, and I really liked sharing one of my favourite things with everyone! I think most people liked it, or at least didn't hate it! My table played Pass the Pigs (Manna, Kevin, and I kinda forget whom else? Andrew D?) which is always great. And the other tables played some games too. Wait, I think after this we went home and watched Kevin's Hackrifice 9 video! He surprised me with it when he arrived at the airport and just handed me a DVD marked "Hackrifice 9" and I was just, like, "WHAATTT?? It's done? I'm holding it????" INCREDIBLE. I could watch it 5 times every day and not get sick of it. I really want to. Wow. WOW!
The next day, Saturday, was really fun. Andrew was so awesome. We were a bit late. There was a camera crew again (oh, was there at The Forks? I forget? If so, that makes 4 times!) Andrew had granola bars and gatoraid for everyone, which was soooo cool. There was shred a little, but intermediate routines started almost right away. Then a bit of a break for judges and warm up for open routines. I decided to sign up a few minutes before intermediate and asked if Andrew had the "wpssh" song (of which I need to one day learn the name). So we warmed up a bit and then I played some net with Mike Faille (I think??) and two others (locals?) That was pretty fun, though we were really bad. I was up first for routines, which I was happy about to get it out of the way and not stress while waiting. I made it up on the spot to "wpssh", and people liked it a lot. Camille said I didn't drop until after a minute. I had some neat cues where I paused on ducking clippers and legovers. My variety was pretty lame, but I basically just planned to shred and do some 2 adds to the beat. I actually even pulled off juggling without dropping, which I never practice. It was exciting. I think I dropped maybe 3-5 times? Pretty good for a first routine at the last minute with absolutely no planning or choreography. Then after there was shred. I actually played really bad all weekend overall, and it was frustrating. Every once in a while I would have a pretty good run, but meh.
Afterwards we went back and washed up (oh, no wait, we were gonna, but time got away from us) and went straight to Andrew's house for Annual Mrs. Grant spaghetti dinner. Awesome. We watched Hackrifice 9 again and many other videos. Where the Ripwalk Ends and Aggressive Grounds with commentary, and then Manna requested Hackrifice 2004. This was a super highlight for me. Everyone was so into it and loved it so much and rekindling great memories. People sang along and knew all the music (particularly Byrin). Everyone loved the music to Andrew's 2004 section, and Manna really liked the music to Derek's '04 section. It brought a smile to my face any time people said positive things about the video, and that was so great. Heart-warming. We also watched VOTDS2 and again everyone remembered the music and everything

I think Byrin said that Andrew's 2004 section was the first video he saw or something? I dunno. Something like that. Then we went down to Andrew's room and watched the interview and TV-spot from a few hours before that his parents taped. Then we headed straight to the event site, The Park Theatre. We sat around for a while. My friend Nelly came by, which was really wonderful, though I didn't spend any time with her really, we just kinda said hi, and I barely ever see her on account of school and work. Then my big brother came and we chatted up a bit, and that was really nice. He brought 6 friends and said that they all really had fun! The show itself was just incredible. First of all, it opened with a big-screen viewing of the intro to Kevin's video! WOW! What an incredible video to show to a crowd! I was soooo stoked. Watching the video on big screen was one of my favourite parts of Hackrifice 10, hands down. I love hacky videos -- what can I say? Andrew's friend Will was awesome at MCing, and Andrew was also, as always. They had random draws for prizes, which was great fun, as well as segmented demos explaining trick components between every chunk of show, like after the video, then after intermediate routines, then after numbers contest (for which barely anyone entered (Nelly said she was going to, but then forget why she said she didn't. Intimidating I guess! She would've won too, easily)). It was disappointing that Andrew's mom backed out of competing. Then there was open routines. I went second and did quite bad. Halfway through I decided I would just do ducking clippers, but then realized that would look kinda dumb after about 20... It was much worse than my previous attempt. Then there was Rippin Run. Apparently my battle against Andrew was epic and I dropped, like, half a second before him. For the end of the demo, Andrew had Byrin demonstrate maelstrom, a 6, combining most elements, and then montage, a 7, both of which he hit first try. I think he also ended Rippin Run on montage, or his routine, or something. Then we shredded on stage all night. Andrew was incredible and bought us all beers! Wow! I think he said he spent, like, $280 on beers! What an awesome guy! How does someone become so awesome? I played super, super bad, but had fun messing around with Rory, Denton, and Mike. Johnny and Byrin were going OFF, of which Kevin probably filmed most. Sick, sick stuff.
I dunno. Then Sunday I don't think anyone really shredded? We went and kept net company as I said before and played foursquare and 5-on-5 net. It was an incredible time. Thank you ever so much to everyone for coming and to everyone who chipped in for gas. Normally I would feel bad about accepting charity, but it really, really did help out, and I really appreciate it a ton! You guys are the best. Big ups to Waylon Lew for coming out all the way from NEW YORK! And to Jeff Lopes for coming OUT OF RETIREMENT to attend! Also thanks to Andrew D for the amaretta and caribou sticks! Thanks to all the new players I hadn't met for showing up and kicking with us! I hope to see you all again next year!!! ♥