The Inshredible Bulk: Not Trending, Not Roll Spiking Either

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 14 Aug 2005 19:44

The pic above is me standing next to Henry. He's not further back with perspective making him look so small. That is his actual size.

j/k

don't beat me up after your growth spurt.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 15 Aug 2005 08:12

Maybe I should kick him in the face while I can still reach it!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Aug 2005 22:17

I was thinking up of some custom titles (underneath username but above avatar):

War Monger
Warlord
War Machine
Victim of Circumstance
Gentle
The Inshredible Bulk

Damn, I had more but I can't think of them. I hate that.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 18 Aug 2005 23:03

Gentle

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 18 Aug 2005 23:58

Yeah, but of the handful of people that know about it (and can fully appreciate it) you are the only one on the forum regularly. You know, I still haven't gotten a copy of the footage from that night. I should write that up as a CIC memory when I get the time.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Aug 2005 00:05

WV Jam pics

http://www.footbag.org/gallery/photo/Events

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 28 Aug 2005 17:21

At home today I was practicing barefoot pixie sets then decided to try some fairy moves. I hit Fairy Ducking B-fly within 2 attempts!

Later on with shoes I managed to do a couple decent guiltless strings. I also hit Atomsmasher> Atom Smasher and Toe Blur> Toe Ripwalk. Later, tryin just single moves I hit Witch Doctor. I had Food Processor on my foot, as well as Mobius, Smoke and Vortex several times. Even managed to duck a blur set. All in all I'd say it was not bad for someone who had almost given up on their freestyle.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 04 Sep 2005 22:09

Had a lot of fun at Jazzfest today. One quick question, do I still have a club? Kicked with Greg, the twins, Freddy and a few hackers. Meinard came but later, as in the time Freddy and I were leaving. I have been there for 4 hours. I give up. There's no point to scheduling anything any more. We'll just show up when we feel like it. I'm gonna bring a barstool and not shred. I'll just stand on the stool jerking off until one of the guys finally shows up and asks me what I'm doing. I'll pretend that I can't hear them and tell them to get closer and ask me again, but louder... then I'll jizz in their open mouth and just keep on going. Remember, I got big freakin balls so they'll just be drowning it. All up in their mouth - just going and going and going. Maybe in their noses or ears if that's what they want. And to spice things up, I'll drink a lot of foul liquids and they can guess the flavors as they choke on it

No Shows:
Reile - he was a 'maybe' at best, did not pick up when I called
Tim - said he was coming but did not show, did not pick up when I called, did not reply on AIM but did leave a message that he sprained his ankle AGAIN. 3 times? Is that even possible?
Tom - said he was coming a few days ago, was not home when I called.
Ben - said he was coming but emailed me today to say that something had come up
Oakes - said he was coming but got really sick and was unable to come
Jon - he's probably having the time of his life at Funtastiks
Dan - he lives in freakin Florida!
Puk - my dog, but he's dead.
Adolf Hitler - he's dead too, I think
Vasek - too busy
Captain Amercia - he's not real any way
Moo - he became an alcoholic and moved to NYC
Ian Dubman
Merric Scheaffer
Jon Almonza
Sean Wingert
Abe Lincoln
Beavis and Butthead
Ren and Stimpy
Starsky and Hutch
Bo and Luke
Bow and Arrow
Drink and Drive
All of HenryG's club
Scott Davidson
Harley Davidson
Bettie Page
Scottie Pippen
Chow Yun Fat
that girl with a stinkface that works at the Dairy Queen
that athletic tennis player we got on video
Bill Clinton
Rob Schneider
Lou Diamond Phillips
Tia Carrera
Asia Carrera
Angelina Whatshermouth
that asshole cop that pulled us over
that asshole that wanted my frisbee at the trainstation
that whole ass that James followed
James Risden jr.
A Tribe Called Quest
Rakim
Hakim
Tyrone
T-bone
J-dog
KRS1
2 Live Crew
R. Lee Ermy
Sgt. Slaughter
GI Joe
Cool Chick
Fat - with a pee ayche - trick
FTB
CIC
STD
HDTV
ESPN
AOL
LOL
eff yoo see kay why oh you
USB
UFC
you and me
in a little toy shop
buy a bag of ballons
with the money we got
set them free
at the break of dawn
and one by one
they''ll be gone

...like my mind

xXLoss_of_ControlXx · Post by **xXLoss_of_ControlXx** » 04 Sep 2005 22:25

HOLY SHIT! LMAO!

............

...you forgot about Shaniqua and Lafawnda

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 04 Sep 2005 22:55

I think Zeke needs to seek full time employment or professional help.....

I had a good time kickin freddy's favorite childhood beanbag something orother stuffed animal around.. josh hit ripwalk with it, zeke hit butterfly ducking clipper, i hit atom smasher, and greg kicked both it's legs off, and as it rained pellets from 20 feet above we all laughed like psychotic children. Freddy just cried

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 04 Sep 2005 23:14

Jake Raye wrote:I think Zeke needs to seek full time employment

I think the post office across the street from the gun shop is hiring

HG · Post by HG » 05 Sep 2005 04:13

ahaha. Pwned to the maxxx

Zeke i think these last 12 posts are going into the hall of fame

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 05 Sep 2005 14:20

No Jazzfest. We stayed at the hotel with the rest of the wedding party saturday, then had brunch with the newlyweds and wedding party, then returned tuxes, etc.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 05 Sep 2005 23:47

Spent the day at my brother's place with my twin nieces. They're so damned cute! It's nice to have babies back in the family again. Hope they don't become spoiled brats like my sisters kid, lol.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 09 Sep 2005 22:09

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Sep 2005 08:28

OK, no month in review... I barely accomplished any of my goals, maybe I'll just do the past 2 months in the next review. I've seen my nieces more often the past few weeks. Been freestyling more. Noticing some mild knee pains after each session though.

Yesterday was some of the most hilarious 4 square I've ever played. Several players formed an alliance - The Pandas (!

OMG, you should have heard their battle cry!

), in hopes their combined effort and shared score would overwhelm the single players. They were unsuccessful in 2 games mostly due to their own lack of teamwork. After kicking out a founding member and replacing him with a better player they finally managed to win the third game. The ex-panda then recruited several of the single players to form the Poachers and then proceeded to extinctify (

) the endangered Pandas. God, I love 4 square!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Sep 2005 09:01

Random as hell:

"YOU draw cartoons... I draw realistic"

What-the fuck-ever

xXLoss_of_ControlXx · Post by **xXLoss_of_ControlXx** » 17 Sep 2005 09:56

Zeke wrote: Yesterday was some of the most hilarious 4 square I've ever played. Several players formed an alliance - The Pandas (! OMG, you should have heard their battle cry! ), in hopes their combined effort and shared score would overwhelm the single players. They were unsuccessful in 2 games mostly due to their own lack of teamwork. After kicking out a founding member and replacing him with a better player they finally managed to win the third game. The ex-panda then recruited several of the single players to form the Poachers and then proceeded to extinctify ( ) the endangered Pandas. God, I love 4 square!

what the hell did I miss?!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 17 Sep 2005 20:37

Colored in Photoshop

Original Image: marker on layout paper then scannned.

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 17 Sep 2005 21:40

cool

drawring

.. but Michaelangelo had the orange bandana