You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

Brandon1337 · Post by **Brandon1337** » 05 Oct 2005 13:06

When you have to play soccer at school (i hate it but i will lose creditz if i dont) And the ball comes to you and you inside kick it 4 or five times until you realize the jocks are yelling at you

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 25 Oct 2005 07:53

When you contemplate offering to teach free footbag classes at the YMCA, just to have a good indoor shred spot for the winter.

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 25 Oct 2005 11:50

You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack on it.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Looked similar to that redneck on Blue Collar Comedy.

Chema · Post by **Chema** » 25 Oct 2005 16:20

shredzilla wrote:When you contemplate offering to teach free footbag classes at the YMCA, just to have a good indoor shred spot for the winter.

That's a really good idea!
I think I'll try that.

SlashC · Post by **SlashC** » 25 Oct 2005 16:31

shredzilla wrote:When you contemplate offering to teach free footbag classes at the YMCA, just to have a good indoor shred spot for the winter.

That's what I do every friday night

Larson · Post by **Larson** » 08 Nov 2005 11:37

You know your addicted to footbag when you don't have time to read every else's posts because you are about to go play footbag.

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 08 Nov 2005 12:22

you know you're addicted to footbag when you go drill after waking up instead of taking a poop

footjoe · Post by **footjoe** » 08 Nov 2005 12:26

i cant live without pooping its my favy

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 08 Nov 2005 12:47

i cant live without pooping its my favy

as you get older it will truly become a wincing struggle between life... and death...

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 08 Nov 2005 13:49

hackeysnacker wrote:
i cant live without pooping its my favy
as you get older it will truly become a wincing struggle between life... and death...

Hahaha wtf

Xain · Post by **Xain** » 08 Nov 2005 17:41

Just call me hagesy · Post by **Just call me hagesy** » 09 Nov 2005 19:07

You know your addicted to footbag when you are looking up your building domestic construction guide and instead of looking under "C" for cavity brick, you drift and begin to look under "p" for phoenix.

And it wasn't even in the guide, what the fuck

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 09 Nov 2005 19:30

When you want a ipod video just for all your favorite footbag vids.

Chema · Post by **Chema** » 09 Nov 2005 21:40

^^^^^^^^
Great idea!!!!!!!

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 17 Nov 2005 19:53

Whatever weirdo named Hackensack, NJ... whoever done it sure was hooked.

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 18 Nov 2005 02:10

hackeysnacker wrote:you know you're addicted to footbag when you go drill after waking up instead of taking a poop

Who wakes up and plays footbag instead of the morning ritual of poop? There's no kicking before pooping! What century are you in, dude!?

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 18 Nov 2005 12:34

I'm in the fast paced 21st century, there's no time for coffee and a bowl movement. Life is all about choices, if u choose to take a crap after u wake up instead of playing footbag that's fine, but in todays speed of light internet society it just doesn't seem relevant. u'll never get to the top that way

just ask urself, what would vasek do?

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 18 Nov 2005 12:44

hackeysnacker wrote:I'm in the fast paced 21st century, there's no time for coffee and a bowl movement. Life is all about choices, if u choose to take a crap after u wake up instead of playing footbag that's fine, but in todays speed of light internet society it just doesn't seem relevant. u'll never get to the top that way just ask urself, what would vasek do?

OMG LMFAO~~!!

Guest_2 · Post by **Guest_2** » 18 Nov 2005 12:53

Chema wrote:
shredzilla wrote:When you contemplate offering to teach free footbag classes at the YMCA, just to have a good indoor shred spot for the winter.
That's a really good idea!
I think I'll try that.

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I offered....but they never called me back

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 18 Nov 2005 12:59

TheVindicator wrote:
Chema wrote:
shredzilla wrote:When you contemplate offering to teach free footbag classes at the YMCA, just to have a good indoor shred spot for the winter.
That's a really good idea!
I think I'll try that.
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I offered....but they never called me back

Yeah, I actually have not offered yet, but only because the staff at the YMCA here is EXTREMELY unprofessional and I don't think I could stand them actually laughing at me when I ask them about it. Although....maybe I can use it to be a double sword. If they don't let me, then I'll go to higher ups in management and complain about how the staff acts thuggish at the front desk. Maybe then they'll hire me on as a regional manager or somethin and I can promote and teach footbag all over the country! I mean, I'm not being overly-judgemental. I'm pretty easy-going, but they're downright rude at this place. </rant>

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