How do I go about getting chicks?

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:17

Iron Clad Ben wrote: Practice with real chicks. Practicing talking to chicks with another guy is like trying to practice footbag moves with your hands using a basketball.

I like your analogies.

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:21

jon wrote:I don't get it I thought chicks digged skills. Is footbag not a skill? Man, girls are confusing. Good think I have internet porn to spend my time viewing and footbags to spoon when I get lonely.

Too bad porn doesn't talk back to you.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 19:21

mosher wrote:toes before hoes only works theoretically, if you want a relationship to work AT ALL you have to be willing to sacrifice and put the lady first.

haha good save tom

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 19:27

Footbag numero uno idea is out the window.

Say I have a girl that I'm attracted to.
I want to ask her out, and I'm really good friends with her. How do I know if I'm not in the dreaded "friend zone" where asking her out will just make things awkward and I'll get some cheap reply like, "oh sry, you're more of a friend." Just saying.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 07 Mar 2006 19:32

wolfpac444 wrote:You should PM 'wicked' here on the forum. He knows all about getting ladies and scholarships.

I'm SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO glad I' not at work anymore, that laugh would have gotten me fired, I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes!!!!

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 07 Mar 2006 19:53

Nhan, I think we will be better off knowing your current situation. Are you looking for lady friends to hang with or a more serious relationship?

If you already have some lady friends and want to get more with one of them, just start gradual. Hang out in groups and feel comfortable hanging out 1 on 1. The best way to start relationships is simply by talking.

I have a different philosophy than other people, but I learned to stop trying to impress other people and just be yourself. Don't spill your guts all over her, but don't go out of your way either trying to act different. Girls like when guys can be themselves. And please don't go for a stupid slutty girl like 1/2 of the female population.

nhancakes · Post by **nhancakes** » 07 Mar 2006 20:00

I feel really comfortable talking to girls. People say I'm a flirting whore, but the part with asking them out is what troubles me.

Whether i decide to try to impress a girl or I don't, i doesn't really matter if I can't follow either methods up. Am i rite?

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 07 Mar 2006 20:01

I remember a wise footbagger once said that chicks don't care about your hobby. It's all in how hot you are and your flamboyant (OR strong-silent) personality. Abbs and a guitar help too...

That's what he said, and I though it sounded about right...

When you ARE ready to let Footbag in your relationship though (If you're starting without it) I suggest showing her before you spent alot of time talking about what she still thinks is "just hacky sack" (<-- I hate those damn words soooo much...)

Meh. I'm also on the lookout for a gf...

Bander87 · Post by **Bander87** » 07 Mar 2006 20:05

RawSko wrote:It's all in how hot you are and your flamboyant (OR strong-silent) personality. Abbs and a guitar help too...

Yeah, those are the girls who don't give a sht about you.

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 07 Mar 2006 20:05

nhancakes wrote:I led a movement to start a Dinosaur club at my school.

Think chicks were impressed by that?
I would be.

Dinosaurs rule. If dinosaurs weren't extinct and would play footbag with me, my life would be complete.

Give up now.

dp · Post by dp » 07 Mar 2006 20:09

If all else fails when you're talking to a girl, fall back on that whole dinosaur thing. I mean dinosaurs probably had giant penises, thats all girls want, right? They'll start to associate giant dinosaur penises with you. I don't think I need to say anything more.

pips · Post by **pips** » 07 Mar 2006 20:10

Bander87 wrote:I learned to stop trying to impress other people and just be yourself.

There's a start.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Mar 2006 20:44

nhancakes wrote: Whether i decide to try to impress a girl or I don't, i doesn't really matter if I can't follow either methods up. Am i rite?

don't try. just be yourself

JeffRichards · Post by **JeffRichards** » 07 Mar 2006 21:30

shredzilla wrote:TOES Before HOES.

hahaha dude thats great....and this is a pretty funny read.

jake · Post by **jake** » 07 Mar 2006 21:45

be like my penis is the size of a sofa. lol no im jk but be yourself and if they dont like u to bad the ones that like you for who you are = good

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 07 Mar 2006 22:01

if nothing else works, become a dj. seriously.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 Mar 2006 22:53

nhancakes wrote:Footbag numero uno idea is out the window.

Say I have a girl that I'm attracted to.
I want to ask her out, and I'm really good friends with her. How do I know if I'm not in the dreaded "friend zone" where asking her out will just make things awkward and I'll get some cheap reply like, "oh sry, you're more of a friend." Just saying.

First off, don't ask her out. Just keep making that small talk about her life and class and stuff. Then, ask if she wants to hang out with you and your friends sometime. Don't give her a chance to say sorry, you're more of a friend. In fact, like the second time you guys have a long talk be like 'Wow, you're pretty cool, I bet we could be good friends.' Now SHE thinks 'omg, he put ME in the friend zone!' and she'll try harder to get with you. Booya.

Okay, any more secrets have to be PMed cuz the few chicks on this forum may relay this info to their secret chick network. Don't want that to happen.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 07 Mar 2006 23:12

Be confident and be real. Girls hate fake guys and hate needy guys.

"She already has a pussy....so why would she need another?"

Seriously though, if you are asking a bunch of footbaggers how to get girls, you need some serious help.

Edit: This thread is retarded......keep your teenage "I need to lose my virginity" off modified.

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 08 Mar 2006 00:28

Y'know, I've had several girls that like and want to know more about hacky sack AND footbag, and all I did was talk to them and be myself.

Bander87 wrote:I have a different philosophy than other people, but I learned to stop trying to impress other people and just be yourself. Don't spill your guts all over her, but don't go out of your way either trying to act different. Girls like when guys can be themselves. And please don't go for a stupid slutty girl like 1/2 of the female population.

Ben definitely has the right mindset here. Just don't make the impression that you're motherfuckin' doting like crazy and just be a good conversationalist. Spend some of that valuable time with her without footbag in your head if it comes to it. Build on a social network than just diving in to spoon some cake. Girls dig an open mind and an open heart.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 08 Mar 2006 02:01

Hilarious topic.

I actually think putting footbag before girls is ok - just so long as you can compromise sometimes and still give them enough time. I have never put a girl ahead of footbag but I've had the odd ok relationship although I don't know if I ever lasted longer than a year.

The dinosaur club is an awesome idea. Or just dress up as a dinosaur. Girls love that stuff.

Noah Fry has the best tip. Just walk up to the girl - flop out your penis and see how she reacts. Either you'll score or you'll know straight away that you're not going to. Saves so much time.

Good luck.