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Colin wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote:Why is it that people get drunk and get on the computer? I'm never anywhere near an Internet connection, let alone a computer when I'm drunk...
Some of us are old enough to drink in our homes. ZING!
That doesn't make much sense. Because if you're underage, you're more likely to drink at home, or a friends house, right?
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So do none of your friends have the internet Fred?
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the other day at work, someone said, in regards to sub sandwiches, "just give me a whole, and I'll be happy", and I was like "story of my life..." and I hope no one got it.

"story of my life" is the new "that's what she said" in my world...
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JSACK wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
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HG wrote:So do none of your friends have the internet Fred?
Nick lives with 2 roommates out in the country. That's where we usually have a bone fire and kind of get out of control.

John is living with his parents until he gets deployed later this month. Can't drink there.

Desi is only 17, lives with her parents.

Sam, lives with his parents, he gets deployed later this month as well.

Matt has Internet, however we haven't been able to drink there in a few months because his landlord turned homosexual all of a sudden.

My girlfriend's dad is on probation, so we can't have alcohol there.

And I haven't drank at my own house in almost 6 months, so... there you go.

Those are the only places we really ever go for that kind of stuff. That's my main group of friends that I'm with just about every day... There's a few others, but we never go to their houses.
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Matt Cross wrote:the other day at work, someone said, in regards to sub sandwiches, "just give me a whole, and I'll be happy", and I was like "story of my life..." and I hope no one got it.

"story of my life" is the new "that's what she said" in my world...

hehehehehhe, that's great. I've been saying that a lot recently....It's replaced my mother jokes almost completely nowadays.
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Switch Kicker wrote: Nick lives with 2 roommates out in the country. That's where we usually have a bone fire and kind of get out of control.
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lol... that is funny. My bad, bonfire*****.

Yeah... out of control bone fires would be pretty bad... Sounds... not straight.
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Switch Kicker wrote:bone fire
Yo, I hooked up with that girl from the bar, and a week later found out I had the "bone fire".
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Slowsis wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote:bone fire
Yo, I hooked up with that girl from the bar, and a week later found out I had the "bone fire".
man, that bone fire is no fun... lesson well learned though.
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JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show



Keep footbag'n till yo skins saggin.......
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Go eat an egg!!
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crazylegs32 wrote:Go eat an egg!!
Can I make it over-easy? With toast? And butter?
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God and heaven are real :)
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JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show



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ObArA'BaRs wrote:God and heaven are real :)
They must be if there's such a thing as over easy eggs with buttered toast and bacon. :) And milk too, 2%. mmm mmm.
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Switch Kicker wrote:
ObArA'BaRs wrote:God and heaven are real :)
They must be if there's such a thing as over easy eggs with buttered toast and bacon. :) And milk too, 2%. mmm mmm.
Well.. butter my balls and call me a biscuit.... Jesus drives a Silver '05 PT Cruiser. Don't believe me? I'll get pictures
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sanuke okumatzu wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote:
ObArA'BaRs wrote:God and heaven are real :)
They must be if there's such a thing as over easy eggs with buttered toast and bacon. :) And milk too, 2%. mmm mmm.
Well.. butter my balls and call me a biscuit.... Jesus drives a Silver '05 PT Cruiser. Don't believe me? I'll get pictures
I don't need pics. I was with him. :wink:
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Honestly though... We have a guy in our town..looks like jesus and drives a pt cruiser... :twisted:
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