Trip stories

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 12 Dec 2007 19:39

fuuurrreeeeeaaalll

DonC · Post by **DonC** » 12 Dec 2007 22:13

The jokes gonna be on you guys when I become the next footbag world champion. Seriously though I am practicing a lot and I dont want it to be akward when I see you all at Worlds. Your gonna be like "whos that dude who is soo good Ive never seen him before?" and later you'll realize it was Don Cliff, the best hackysacker and drug free compassionate conservative to ever play the game.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 12 Dec 2007 23:01

I've had a lot of good trips, and a lot of bad trips.

One time I decided to trip by drinking robitussin (sp?). Except I bought the unsafe kind, and the large size. After awhile just turning my head 1 degree any direction would make the room swoosh by like in a car driving a hundred miles an hour down an excessively neon street. I slowly made my way to lay in bed and after a few minutes, I was no longer in my bed. I was in a firey desolate gravel field that extended in every direction as far as the eye could see. There were enormous flames reaching for the black and smokey skies. Once my eyes adjusted, I realized there were huge pyramid-style piles of babies that must have been at least three stories high, except they were everywhere. Their arms and legs were cut off at the elbows and knees and they were writhing around. I soon realized that I was in the exact same position as them except laying on the top of the pyramid writhing around.
I woke up the next day and my ?liver or kidneys? severely hurt for the next week or more. For a brief period I thought I had died and come back somehow.

edit: I wrote this before realizing it was about actual trips

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 12 Dec 2007 23:46

Dude, 8 ounces of morphine.

Is DonC the eccentric son of Carl Winslow?

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 12 Dec 2007 23:57

Freestyle Reality is based on my second trip. you can google video freestyle reality if you dont know what im talkin bout

also i was trippin every day of sjff

ted · Post by **ted** » 13 Dec 2007 10:02

DonC wrote:Seriously though I am practicing a lot and I dont want it to be akward when I see you all at Worlds...later you'll realize it was Don Cliff, the best hackysacker and drug free compassionate conservative to ever play the game.

You heard it here first, folks. Donny is going tilitless and he knows what's best for you!

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 13 Dec 2007 13:11

Well this one time we had a trip party at my friends house.

Everyone was eating massive amounts of boomers and other hallucinogens.

So I started out with eating like 8.0 grams of booms and a cup of orange juice. The first 30 minutes sucked ass because my stomach felt like there was a 5 pound piece of metal in my stomach. I waited like 45 min before I was in my zone and I chiefed some bud to make my stomachaches feel better.

Then out of nowhere the white wall in front of me was completely yellow and there were mini galaxies and vibrant gas clouds everywhere.

1 hour later of staring at the walls and shit I decided to stare at the floor.
Basically it was a crazy kaleidoscope of patterns and colors swirling together. Soon the carpet started turning greener and greener(like neon green). The carpet started molding together and melting into one tie die extravaganza. It then started flowing like a lake and I began to love it.

After about one more hour our of staring at the ground and playing with it I discovered a X-box 360. I turned it on and fondled with its master( the game controller). After about 20 min of spacing out trying to put in a CD into the X-box 360 It out.

Soon I sat down and let my brain dance with the music and accidentally clicked some button that made one of those crazy trippy background screen things. I then became hypnotized by the waves of excitement and feelings of pure bliss both created by the images of a DNA stand being connected together piece by piece and shear intensity of Jim Morrison rocking out to Peace Frog.

After an hour or two of that I ate another 2.0 grams of booms.
I waited..... then it started all over again except with a more intense pulsating feeling around me.

Heres where things started to go wrong. I had to go to the bathroom........ upstairs..... in the dark...... all alone.

I get to the bathroom and the mirror is waving and the carpets movings. I look at myself in the mirror and I start pulsating, my face started smearing, other shit is just flying all over the place. I freak out because I start losing my sense of reality due to me looking at myself in the mirror.

So I stop looking at my self in the mirror so I could take a look at myself to see if this shit was really happening to me.

Slowly look down and my hands and feet are huge...... and green. The veins on my arm start glowing and slithering. At this moment I remind myself that I'm tripping and I asked for this to happen. I felt better after thinking that.

So I start taking a pee and realize how hard it is to aim so for crazy reason I close my eyes thinking it'll make it easier. So my eyes are closed and I'm seeing shit like crazy. I space out and start hearing shit like Im peeing on the toilet seat, so I open my eyes and realized I haven't even started peeing yet.

So I start peeing and surprisingly did a good job of getting all of it in the toilet(i think). I took one heavy blink for one second and opened my eyes only to look down and see my dick wasn't there anymore. I had this sharp sense of fear echo throughout my whole body. Then I realized I already peed and my pants were buttoned and my fly was zippered. I was my hands with liquid life(water) and Mr.bubbles(some foam soap dispenser) and leave the room.

So I chill with every one, talk about life and shit like that, talk about stupid shit like how things are made. My friend comes over and we split and 8th of some more booms.

For some reason there was a box of nerds rope in front of us. So we start eating it........ with the shrooms. Surprisingly it was the best tasting food ever created.

Well to shorten this story up a little bit Ill fast foward to the part when I'm at someones garage having a beerpong party.

So I get there and everyone is retarded(drunk) and physically handicapped(unable to walk straight or see straight). I get another 8th and split it with some kid.

Some guy is passed out on the couch and some people are drawing on him. 30 min later he wakes up pissed off and punches the first person he sees........ a girl.

The girl is pissed off so she gos and tells her boyfriend. Her boyfriend gets up and starts beating the shit out of this guy. Everyone is telling this guys who's getting his ass kicked to leave but hes too retarded to comply.

So other guy opens the garage door grabs the retarded guy by the belt and shirt and throws him out of the door into a giant bush and closes the door. Every cheers and starts partying again.

So me and some other people tripping recap what the fuck just happened and start heading out the door. As soon as we get out the door the guy who just got his ass kicked starts picking a fight with us. I stare him straight into the holes in this head(his eyes) and tripped out for a couple of seconds. Within those seconds millions of thoughts raced through my mind. I try to explain to him that we didn't kick his ass but I guess we were both speaking different languages at the time. He falls down and we get in the car and drive away(I'm not driving) into the icy tundra(winter snow).

While were driving listening to Mozart and other classical music I realize there are snakes on the road were driving through. Someone slowly explained to me that it was just the snow hovering on the road. We decide to chief but we cant find the bud. We try to recall where we were last and drive in a random direction. We end up finding the bag in the middle of road. We chief and I don't remember what happened from there on.

Thats my trip of me tripping.

HG · Post by HG » 13 Dec 2007 13:23

tubular

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 13 Dec 2007 17:51

KABLAM!

pips · Post by **pips** » 13 Dec 2007 21:00

I'm not sure which kind of trips you wanted us to share, but I'll go with the flow. One time I accidentally overdosed on children's Benadryl. I read the directions but used the wrong measurement...I was supposed to take a portion of the cup and took two cups instead (the medicine cuppy thing). I thought that made sense, since it was children's medicine. No. I went to put Kayleigh to bed with me, and she was squirming around and driving me crazy. And I thought I fell asleep and was dreaming, but I started screaming at her. My sister came up to see what was going on, and I told her, and she told me Kayleigh was sound alseep...on my chest! Oh...ok...But yeah, I couldn't breathe right or anything for a bit. Not fun.

Psilocybe · Post by **Psilocybe** » 13 Dec 2007 21:06

Drugs are bad.

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 13 Dec 2007 21:23

Matt Cross wrote: I really don't recommend people posting about other sorts of trips on the internet. Especially if your name is in your signature.

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 13 Dec 2007 21:32

BenRea wrote:KABLAM!

HG wrote:tubular

Thats exactly how I felt in the morning.

pips wrote:I'm not sure which kind of trips you wanted us to share, but I'll go with the flow.

Doesn't have to be about drugs, just a trip you had.

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 13 Dec 2007 23:14

I fell down at work before on ice and landed hard, It was the only time I ever fell where I actually laid there instead of jumping back up. It turned out that at the exact time my Grandma had fallen down and broke her hip and was stuck unable to make it to a phone or anything

She did get help the next day and is doing ok now.

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 14 Dec 2007 13:16

Psilocybe wrote:Drugs are bad.

Mmmmkay.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 14 Dec 2007 21:24

one time i tripped over a floor mat and busted my face on a wall.

dp · Post by dp » 15 Dec 2007 08:16

Yesterday I was riding home from a friend's house in the middle of the night on my longboard and I tried a nose manual and I flew off the board and completely ate dirt.

My first road rash. Ouch!