Ideas to do when bored.
- Whatsfootbag?
- Atomsmashasaurus Dex
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- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 16:50
- innersmile
- Multidex Master
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- Joined: 08 Jul 2004 04:22
Yesterday I bought what I call my back yard entertainment centre. A fuck off big 4 foot Big Bore Blow gun complete with a variety of lethal darts to turn any boring afternoon with a 6 pack into rip-roaring fun.
This thing has serious power though. From about 10 meters the metal darts went through 2 coke cans and strung them together like pearls on a string. My (so called friends) shot me twice with the stun darts and it FUCKING hurts! They hit the same spot twice so I have a nice yellow bruise on my ass. I got revenge though...
We're toying with the idea of shooting each other 1 for 1 with the proper metal darts (more like fucking cross bow bolts). I want to shoot him with the long thin dart and he can use the shorted broader head on me. I think we must get very drunk before attempting this because it'll be fucking sore, not to mention dangerous. But, we're both consenting adults and it won't be so bad if we shoot for the but (this does sound odd)... Maybe not though... I'll let you know.
Oh, a note for the conservationists here. I am one of you, never mind being a hippy, tree hugging vegetarian so fear not for the safety of fuzzy bunnies and our feathered friends. I'll only shoot consenting people, beer cans and paper targets. I do love this thing...

This thing has serious power though. From about 10 meters the metal darts went through 2 coke cans and strung them together like pearls on a string. My (so called friends) shot me twice with the stun darts and it FUCKING hurts! They hit the same spot twice so I have a nice yellow bruise on my ass. I got revenge though...
We're toying with the idea of shooting each other 1 for 1 with the proper metal darts (more like fucking cross bow bolts). I want to shoot him with the long thin dart and he can use the shorted broader head on me. I think we must get very drunk before attempting this because it'll be fucking sore, not to mention dangerous. But, we're both consenting adults and it won't be so bad if we shoot for the but (this does sound odd)... Maybe not though... I'll let you know.
Oh, a note for the conservationists here. I am one of you, never mind being a hippy, tree hugging vegetarian so fear not for the safety of fuzzy bunnies and our feathered friends. I'll only shoot consenting people, beer cans and paper targets. I do love this thing...
Greg
Have love; will travel
Have love; will travel
