Worst movies ever

MegaFighter_X · Post by **MegaFighter_X** » 24 Aug 2004 01:55

Most westerns
Resident evil
Spiderman
NOT AvP.
bedknobs and broomsticks
chitty chitty bang bang
Mary Poppins
Kindergarten cop
Mr. Mom

enough for now...

pillar · Post by **pillar** » 24 Aug 2004 01:58

Spy Kids 3-d: Game over is a winner in my book.

Runner-up would be Full Frontal.

MrRoboto · Post by **MrRoboto** » 24 Aug 2004 03:40

I can't beleive nobody included Timeline in this thread, you guys musn't have seen it. It was in theaters like 4-5 months ago, and it was the first movie I ever left before it was over.

"FIRE THE NIGHT ARROWS!!!!!"
"Oh No, NIGHT ARROWS!!!!"

max · Post by **max** » 24 Aug 2004 05:03

yes Timeline WAS aweful.. Shame really as the book was very entertaining (Michael Crichton novel). They even had anglophone actors playing the french.. it was pretty funny hearing these supposedly french knights talking in french with heavy american accents

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 24 Aug 2004 13:02

crazydwarf · Post by **crazydwarf** » 24 Aug 2004 14:10

Most westerns

Have you ever seen Tombstone, one of my favorite movies ever, and it's a western...

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 24 Aug 2004 15:13

Damon... your comments about Kill Bill are disapointing to hear. Kill Bill was supposed to be bad. It was meant to appeal to the B-Movie loving populace out there.

All it is is a crappy B-Movie with unique perspectives and semi-good fight scenes. You should see #2 to fully understand this.

But... your also right, cause it was boring to watch.

To each his own I suppose.

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 24 Aug 2004 15:14

Sorry, the worst SERIES of all time was MIMIC 1, 2 and 3.

The worst MOVIE of all time was MIMIC 3. Dont ever watch it. It sucks.

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 24 Aug 2004 15:55

FlexThis wrote:I got to say that I thought KILL BILL SUCKED ASS.

Besides all the unrealistic sword fighting,

You really didn't get it. So many people complain about Kill Bill having
unrealistic fighting scenes. The same people probably complained about
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon being unrealistic. Geez.

It was never meant to be realistic! Take it for what it is, and enjoy yourself.

Air · Post by **Air** » 25 Aug 2004 01:36

Howard the Duck is probaply the worst movie ever.

MegaFighter_X · Post by **MegaFighter_X** » 25 Aug 2004 01:59

Here's an important one... The time machine... That movie sucked some serious ass...

HG · Post by HG » 25 Aug 2004 07:02

lol i love hearing the insults people have for bad movies.

come on keep posting those pieces of shit we call movies!

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 25 Aug 2004 13:09

jingle all the way (bad arnold movie with sinbad, and tom arnold)
junior (arnold schwarzenegger is pregnant!)
any police academy movies
the stupids (tom arnold)
home alone 3
deep blue sea
collision course (crocodile hunter movie)
lake placid
handy man (damon wayans)
jury duty (pauly shore)
son in law (another pauly shore movie)
good burger
meteor man
monkeybone
eight legged freaks
see spot run
snow day
snow dogs (even tim allen turned it down! haha)
the flintstones (rosie o'donnel and john goodman)
jungle 2 jungle

Spadrick · Post by **Spadrick** » 25 Aug 2004 13:35

The Villiage = The SUX

crazydwarf · Post by **crazydwarf** » 25 Aug 2004 13:44

the stupids (tom arnold) home alone 3
deep blue sea
collision course (crocodile hunter movie)
lake placid
handy man (damon wayans)
jury duty (pauly shore)
son in law (another pauly shore movie)
good burger
meteor man
monkeybone
eight legged freaks

Man the stupids is one of my favorite movies, I love that movie... alright maybe I'm the only one... but I also like eight legged freaks... it's awasome the noises the little spiders make... maybe I just like bad movies... but come on people someone back me up the stupids is great... it's oh so funny...

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » 25 Aug 2004 13:46

really the only movie i can say i totally despised was gods and generals (civil war movie). i saw it in theaters and it was so long that they put a fuckin interminsion in. it was soooooo boring. it was something like 4 hours long, it seemed longer tho.

ShredPirate · Post by **ShredPirate** » 25 Aug 2004 14:10

yeah the stupids was funny, but the idea of the movie is still 'stupid'.
and eight legged freaks. that seems like a made for television movie, cause its so bad and unrealistic. spiders do not squeal and scream like that.

Whatsfootbag? · Post by **Whatsfootbag?** » 25 Aug 2004 14:50

HOW could you people not like the lord of the rings or the star wars 1 and 2?you people must be way too damn picky.just awtch the movie and dont ttry and criticize everything!The LOTR series totally fucking owned,best 9 hours of my life spent watching movies!

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 25 Aug 2004 15:04

Stars Wars I shattered the happiness of many a geek when our fantasies and dreams were squashed in favor of a maketers wet dream. This movie could have been better made by the fans, than what Lucas pushed on us.

Star Wars II reinforced that Lucas has fallen off and no longer has the force. He is finished. Lucas has not a clue how to make a good movie, and this movie was yet another slap in the face to those who held a new hope through return of the jedi dear for decades.

I suspect we are just older than you, and know what could have been. Lucas raped his fan base for 100s of millions of dollars. He has no interests in the art anymore, it's all about the cold hard cash. I really hope he doesn't ruin the last three book by making a sequel trilogy of bad movies.

Juice · Post by **Juice** » 25 Aug 2004 15:21

I forgot to mention:

Jurassic Park 3
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Space World
Miss Congeniality
and
Dogma (I think thats what its called)