W...T...F (Gong Finals)

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Good luck man!!
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Wumbo wrote:good luck, jorden!

is it gonna be on tv? can somebody record and post is please? id love to see this, but i dont live in america. thx
Good call. I would tape it but I don't get cable. Could somebody tape it pleease? If anyone has a VCR I can put it online.

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I didn't read all of the replies, but I was wondering how is the winner going to be decided???

Are you going to be doing routines for the finals???

BEST OF LUCK!!!!
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Are they taping it/is it being broadcasted somewhere?

Awesome, good luck man.
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If you win the $50,000 you should come to SJFF5, if you're not already.
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The guy who farts on command won

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8O

We should get the guy from the Edmonton Journal on their ass about what real talent is....
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That kind of uh... pisses me off.
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Just threw up....bsos. That's ridiculous. :oops: :evil:
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WTF?!?!?!? fartting on command?!?!?

Couldn;t someone better have won?! At least Moir trained, and the jump roper, HEck the beer chugging bagpiping AC/DC was Amusing! The fart was just plain boring its been done before and I'm not interested!

This was a huge let down.

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RIGGED!

I'm so sorry Jorden, that bastard should only be able to win a middle school talent contest.
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That guy is gonna buy a lot of beans with 50k... :?
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At least that guy fucking embarassed himself a lot!
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I was there......it was a sad day for radio. :(
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Post by Moxie »

Now the title of this thread fits. It sucks that you didn't win, and it sucks that you didn't get the money.

But way to make top 10! You represented footbag very well, and I bet a ton of people saw it for the first time because you entered this competition- and made it to the finals.
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Wow...a guy just won $50,000 for farting...that's ridiculous. I'm sorry Jorden.
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pips wrote:Wow...a guy just won $50,000 for farting...that's ridiculous. I'm sorry Jorden.
I am admittedly extremely good at farting. Although I consider it more of a curse than a blessing... and all this time I've been trying to get better at footbag. Oh well. It's just money. Jorden's in BAP, he's got a bunch of footbag titles to his name including world shred 30 champ, he was the first to hit gyro fury plus probably some other stuff I dont' even know, you can't take any of that away.
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I can't believe how stupid those guys were acting! Talk about un-profesional ass holes. holy shit... even if Jorden won, I would still hold a grudge against that radio station just for saying stupid shit and being ignorant on pourpose because "it's funny." I friken HATE that. prolly irks me more then anything else... I couldn't believe some of the stuff they said about the batton twirller especialy. So many stupid jokes...

The fact that Jorden didn't get first place... Simply THAT is bullshit. But looking at who they ranked higher then him?? Honestly. They made a joke out of thier whole competition and thier radio station.

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Jorden, seriously... you did such a good job. *big hugs*
SUCH a good job. I give you just as much props now as I would have, had you won the 50 grand; because your performance was worth 50 grand whether you got it or not. And that's about 50 000 tons of props, and props don't weigh much, so that's a huge but-load of props.

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Post by sniper4life »

Nice job representing Jorden. I am sorry you didn't win, and wow that fart thing was so stupid. I can understand why they picked him though. Everyone on that show was acting like assholes. They were incredibly pathetic and childish.
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If I knew you could win 50K from ripping ass, I would have been rich long ago.

Way to represent Jorden. You did a great job
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