RIDDLE GAME!!!

Tripp · Post by **Tripp** » 13 Nov 2005 14:18

Farmer Joe was cleaning out his big old dusty farm shed. He dragged out an old water container which was full of old dirty water and it weighed about 5 kilograms. Joe put something in the container that made it weigh less. What did Joe put in the container?

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 13 Nov 2005 14:20

a hole.
clever.

Tripp · Post by **Tripp** » 13 Nov 2005 14:24

You da man, man.

Xain · Post by **Xain** » 13 Nov 2005 17:32

when is a door not a door?

smpdustin15 · Post by **smpdustin15** » 13 Nov 2005 18:50

i know i know because my 280zx had a lady that talked and she would say the door is a jar and i was confused i was like the japenese dont know its still a door hahahah

ok straight up andswer when its ajar

Tripp · Post by **Tripp** » 23 Nov 2005 15:24

A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 23 Nov 2005 20:23

pushing his car

smpdustin15 · Post by **smpdustin15** » 26 Dec 2005 10:06

playing monopoly wow that ones freckin hard it just hit me

HG · Post by HG » 26 Dec 2005 12:48

A thimble is pushed to a boardwalk. It then passes GO.

What is it doing?

Iain · Post by **Iain** » 26 Dec 2005 13:13

collecting 200 dollars

dp · Post by dp » 20 Jan 2006 17:49

I saw that nobody's posted in this for a while, but I have a good riddle.

What has a foot at each end and one in the middle?

aweiksnar · Post by **aweiksnar** » 20 Jan 2006 18:57

A Yard-stick.

dp · Post by dp » 20 Jan 2006 20:11

Ah... yea, you're right.

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 21 Jan 2006 05:37

A man was found hanged inside a large pyramid with at least 40 feet way to floor from the top. The floor was flooding with water. It was found out that the man must had commited a suicide. How's that possible?

Kerr · Post by **Kerr** » 21 Jan 2006 09:11

The water in draining out.

dp · Post by dp » 21 Jan 2006 09:48

He was standing on a block of ice and the ice slowly melted so that he got hanged eventually.

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 22 Jan 2006 07:45

Danny got it right!

OK, I got another one.
This man wakes up and rises from his bed. He clicks the light on and looks into this huge mirror his wall. Normally he is pleased to what he sees but this time as he sees his reflection he's so shocked that he jumps out of the window to his death. Why?

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 22 Jan 2006 08:23

The madly-expensive mirror is broken?

Pirate Man wrote:He was standing on a block of ice and the ice slowly melted so that he got hanged eventually.

LMAO! I've seen that in a German crime series!

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 22 Jan 2006 12:51

There is a guy with a knife standing right behind him?

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 23 Jan 2006 07:47

no, no. keep trying