The Inshredible Bulk: Not Trending, Not Roll Spiking Either

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 23 Jan 2008 20:33

Ugh, I just watched a bunch of Net vids and I've got the biggest itch to play now... ffuuuck.

Another surgery tonight. Glad I'm off tomorrow.

I'm gonna be so out of shape again when it gets warmer.

I need to start stretching again.

I really want to kick the shit out of something right now.

LEGOMAN · Post by **LEGOMAN** » 23 Jan 2008 20:53

damn you. i wish i would of gone so i could of scored that mirken bag

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 23 Jan 2008 21:25

The weekend of April 5th and 6th, there is a net tournament in Memphis, Tenessee. I suggest that you look into plane tickets soon and if you can find one for less than 150 or 200, you should definitely go. It will change your perspective on net and the local people there are very cool to hang out with.

wall kicking against a brick surface will not bother your inside neighbors, and if it does, the worst that will happen is that they come outside and let you know that they can hear it and that it is bothersome.

If at all possible, Power kick with Reile 10 minutes each day. Have him toss you bags to your weak kicks and just practice kicking it right back to him. Vice versa.

Have him toss you spikes or toss your own (spikes, not salad) outside. Dynamic stretching (actually attempting to high kick or increase flex by using kicking motions) is better than passive stretching (sitting down lengthening the muscles)

Call Cory Current and Scot Hansen and see if they will commit to powering/kicking singles with you once weekly, or once every other week, once monthly even.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 24 Jan 2008 06:30

For a second I read:

Zeke wrote:I need to start shredding again.

I was like, que pasa french fry.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Jan 2008 14:34

Woooo, visitors!

Hi, Kyle. I've found first hand that Dave & Ben are both good @ squares. Assuming that it's a trend, I'm kinda glad you didn't go... that challenge turned out to be pretty difficult as it was. Welcome to my bi-polar roller coaster of a blog!

Jeremy, I'll keep Memphis in mind. No promises. I don't know what kind of Sesame Street neighbors you've had in the past, but I've had more than my fair share of psychotic, confrontational bitch-ass neighbors growing up. That and I like to spike footbags into the wall as hard as I can to burn off some aggression. I'll find a wall. That's not hard, right? I'm so picky...

Reile's taking time off to heal up. I do like the idea of dynamic stretching, though. I should get a hold of Scott and Cory. If for nothing else than to be more involved with a possible Net Tour stop in Chicago in Mid June. I'm excited about this. In fact I have just decided that if this events goes down, and they have Intermediates, I'm going to win it.

I've given my prime years to Freestyle and though it was fun while it lasted, it's time to move on. Don't think that it's because of you, Freestyle, it's me. I've grown and changed as a person. I wish you well and I hope we can still be friends. Don't call me. And I hope you get fat and ugly you fucking cunting whore!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 26 Jan 2008 12:34

I can respect that most people play squares just for fun and probably have little to no reason to read the 4-square sub-forum. Most of my posts there are geared towards more serious players. I think it can still help the hand full of kickers that want to suck less at the game. Or players that want to play me to win prizes at future jams and events. Just a thought

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 28 Jan 2008 09:22

It seems every day I find something about myself that I don't like. But that also means that's one more thing I can laugh at or improve upon.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 28 Jan 2008 10:21

There you go, another thing to work on: People who are too positive are annoying.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 28 Jan 2008 10:22

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CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 28 Jan 2008 21:42

I kinda can't see what you're doing, Jerm. Can you post a bigger picture?

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 29 Jan 2008 03:25

Jeremy apt looks just like mine, except mine has a bar and strippers and a bed with ho's on it.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 29 Jan 2008 15:20

in 'Experiment' Matt Cross wrote:bics are way more reliable, I like those.

fast computer.

condoms or unprotected fuckin'

It waits

baiting me

taunting me

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 30 Jan 2008 16:35

Today I found 3 more reasons not to like myself.

1. 157
2. 158
3. 159

Make that four reasons.

4. pounds

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 30 Jan 2008 20:22

click for more pictures.

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 30 Jan 2008 20:34

zeke ibardaloza!

your Wu-Name is

Inscrutable Drama Queen

Use it wisely, soldier.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 31 Jan 2008 22:07

New new pics and some minor changes to some galleries.

http://www.footbag.org/gallery/member/13150

Read.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 Feb 2008 09:31

Looks like I might be getting a Nikon D40.

For free.

In a year.

Same way I got my Canon.

Watch me not complain.

Still not complaining.

Maybe then I can finally take a photo worthy enough to change my current avatar.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 02 Feb 2008 22:00

Zeke wrote:Maybe then I can finally take a photo worthy enough to change my current avatar.

Counting the days.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 11 Feb 2008 11:45

March is a few weeks away. The weather has been nuts lately. I can't wait for it to be warm enough to kick outside. Hopefully that's not too long. Been playing a lot of video games to pass the time while I'm at home. Shooters mostly. GoW, R6V, CoD2. I've hung out with Ronnie a few times to play because, like me, he likes to play more co-op than vs. There seems to be a lot of miscommunication between us though. Not quite sure if that's more my fault or his. Maybe both. Anyway, he will not show up 2 of the 3 times I try to set things up.

Can't wait for my first ride of the year. Hope my bike will be in good shape by the time that happens. It was outside and covered through some bad weather before I took it to my parents house for winter storage.

Linda from work said she found a condo in the west loop. 2 bedrooms 2 baths. She offered her place for 500 to 600 a month if she could not find a roommate and if I was looking for another place to stay. Not too keen about living near downtown, though. Don't know about living with Linda either. She has a bossy quality about her that is sure to lead to conflict.

I've been playing net a lot in my dreams lately. It wakes me up when my legs twitch as I play. Oh yeah, I should get a new mattress for my marble slab of a bed. I need to set up some kind of routine to stay active while I'm home over the winter otherwise I'll just eat and play video games all the time and gain weight. My appetite has been really weird lately. Not sure how to describe it so I don't think I'll try to. I have not drawn anything in forever.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 11 Feb 2008 14:12

I will make an arbitrary post to make this page full, so we can move onto the next one and stop horizontally scrolling b/c of Jeremy's huge ass picture. get a pics ready next poster.