RIDDLE GAME!!!

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 01 Mar 2007 14:51

Yep.

I got it off of a poster in my Advanced Functions and Modeling class. I'm out of riddles for now though.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 09 Mar 2007 19:44

I got one...

What races fast but never wins?

*Bonus: give me 2 answers.

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 09 Mar 2007 19:48

Time?

And maybe... a heart?

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 10 Mar 2007 16:14

Muslims and Jews

and Mormons fast too.

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 10 Mar 2007 18:03

Damnit.

I didn't give it enough thought.

You're damned clever.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 10 Mar 2007 19:14

Why dont skeletons play music in church?

yippy · Post by **yippy** » 10 Mar 2007 22:30

because they dont have an organ, I think... am I right?

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 11 Mar 2007 06:34

I thought it was my turn since I answered correctly. I don't really mind though. I'm just saying.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 11 Mar 2007 16:36

Pyroman924 wrote:Time?

And maybe... a heart?

Yeah, a heart.

Would've also accepted mind.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 11 Mar 2007 16:40

The jews answer was clever, but neither answer is really a "race," and if the word "races" in the original riddle was meant to be a noun and not a verb, then "wins" is in the wrong verb tense, which messes up the whole joke.

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 11 Mar 2007 16:52

Oh? Wow, I didn't think I had that one!

Good point Ken. I need to start taking more time into looking at these from different angles.

mizua_r · Post by **mizua_r** » 30 Apr 2007 12:04

Hey, if I'm not interrupting, I have a good one!

Look closely, people, as you pass by,
As you are now, once also was I;
Look, look again, as you go by;
As I am now, so shall you lie.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 01 May 2007 06:08

im thinking someone who has died and been buried in a cemetary?

mizua_r · Post by **mizua_r** » 01 May 2007 06:37

Close enough. It's actually a tombstone, but a corpse works too.

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 16 May 2007 11:06

What kind of 'running' means walking?

ownsdaily · Post by **ownsdaily** » 03 Mar 2008 18:58

running out of gas..?

justy1590 · Post by **justy1590** » 14 Apr 2008 15:23

what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbors dog
is great for a snack
and fits on your back...?

Benzilla · Post by **Benzilla** » 17 Apr 2008 15:07

justy1590 · Post by **justy1590** » 17 Apr 2008 18:46

ah you've guessed it sir!

dan the man · Post by **dan the man** » 05 Jul 2008 14:50

if 1 is 3, 3 is 5, and 5 is 4, what is 11?