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Kevin, what up!? I flipped my quad at work, so they piss tested me and I failed, so they shit canned me, but later that day I got hired on with Xtreme Drilling, so I'm going to work in Washington. It's cool, because that means I'll be heading through Missoula. I'm leaving sometime this week and I ...

Kevin!

So I was digging around in my things today and found an old, dusty pair of Lavers and a footbag...coincidence? I think not. It must be a sign to come out of retirement!

Anywho, I finally got on as a survey pack operator here and found out that the recording crew that's coming here is ...

Kevin, what's up?

I seen you called that one day, but I was probably doing something illegal, so I forgot to call you back.

Anywho, when is this jam? I might have to come spectate or something. I'll be on my way to Oregon in the next couple of weeks for work\. I'm supposed to find out where ...

What's up?

Well, it's that time to head back to work in Colorado. I've gotta leave tomorrow.

Just letting you know that I uploaded some of the photos from my last hitch onto myspace, Kev. It's got a badass blowout you should check out.

Peace.

This blowout is badass!

http://vids.myspace.com ...

Kevin!

I made it back alright. Sorry I forgot to call.

Well, I'm either going back to work for Tesla blasting or I'm going drilling with Green River. I'll know more tonight.

Check out some of my heli drilling stuff at my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/bigpoppalicious69

Oh yeah, you know who ...

Kevin, what's happening?

I'm just on break from seismic drilling in Colorado. If you don't ignore this message like you usually do, I'm thinking of being in Missoula the day after Christmas to do some partying. You should check it out. Then again, I might not come if the roads are bunk.

Oh yeah ...

Well, I just got done with our job in Craig, CO. I'm still working in the seismic exploration industry, but I'm on the drilling part of it and it's BADASS! Basically, what I do is drill a hole in the ground and put some dynamite down it and then my helper puts the dirt back down the ground and puts ...

NO! Boston lost at home. I think they're fuckered now. I hate Detroit and that gangly Tayshawn Prince.

Oblivion is the shit. I'm ridiciously addicted to it. Also, if you've played Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I or II, I'd recommend Mass Effect.

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:Sam...

No offense, but learn self-control. If you know you're going to take a UA, why not lay off the ol pipe for a little while?

edit: No rudeness to be implied by that post

Kevin: I didn't know I had to piss until I posted the message...damn you and your condescendence...

Don't do it! You hit firefly and I didn't think you'd do it.

Go Celtics!

I can't stand LeBron James. In my eyes, the guy is a Jordan wannabe, but, then again, I guess anyone like that would be considered so. I just don't like the fact that he's wearing someone else's number. And, even though he says he doesn't, he whines too much. He doesn't have to say ...

That's right, protect the beer!

Wow, nobody's challenged you in a long time, Kevin...

I challenge you to a duel!

Seriously, though.

Alpine spinal tap.

Do it and I'll give you a dollar.

Well, I have to pass a piss test here in a couple of weeks and I've been pretty high on the pipe as of late and I need a few tips on how to pass it. I know for sure I've got at least a week. I can't really buy anything because I'm broke, so is the old water trick the only thing that I can do? Last ...

Whenever I can drum up some money to come visit...I'm trying to get enough loot so I can get a place to stay there.

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:WTF!! What'd you get yourself into?

I got caught with two ounces of weed. When they say "don't mess with Texas," they mean it.

Hm, can't say I've had that problem, Crowley. I just shaved mine because it was annoying and it's getting hot. Hopefully I get to go back to work soon 'cause Havre SUCKS!

Go Celtics! It's just too bad New England didn't win the Super Bowl and the Bruins aren't going to win the Stanley Cup, then Boston would have all the gold. Figuratively speaking, of course.

The Penguins are going to won the Stanely Cup. Go Pittsburgh!

Yay! I'm finally out of jail!

A few months ago I got busted in Texas when I was working for Dawson and I've spent that time in misery with a bunch of slack jawed yokels! I don't think I'm going to Texas again anytime soon.