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How do you bike ?
DOMINANT 94%:

Evenly distributed between Type2 and Type3

Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM)

Type 3: Whooo! Steady on hotshot! You'll either live to tell an exciting tale or else have a horrible death. This chunk of your cycling behaviour is Speeding Messenger! The thing is that you're increasing your risk by being just a bit too impatient. Still at least you're having fun and if you do get schmucked at least it won't be by mistake!

SECONDARY 4%:

Type 4: Zo, I zink you have ze personality disorder of ze Cycling Inferiority Complex. At least in zis corner of your brain. Ve haff statistics vot shows zat you are livingk in danger as a result of ziss self-effacing behavior. Get a real cyclist to show you ze safe vay to ride.

TERTIARY 0%:

Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!
Breakdown of your answers by cyclist type
Type two -- The Effective Cyclist
Q3 Q7 Q11 Q12 Q13 Q14 Q16 Q18 Q20 Q21
Type three -- The Messenger
Q1 Q2 Q4 Q5 Q6 Q8 Q9 Q15 Q17 Q19
Type four -- The Sidewalk Scurrier
Q10
Type one -- The Loon
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DOMINANT 47%: Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!

SECONDARY 46%:

RECESSIVE 4%: Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM)

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DOMINANT 57%: Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!.

SECONDARY 19%: Type 3: Whooo! Steady on hotshot! You'll either live to tell an exciting tale or else have a horrible death. This chunk of your cycling behaviour is Speeding Messenger! The thing is that you're increasing your risk by being just a bit too impatient. Still at least you're having fun and if you do get schmucked at least it won't be by mistake!.

TERTIARY 14%: Type 4: Zo, I zink you have ze personality disorder of ze Cycling Inferiority Complex. At least in zis corner of your brain. Ve haff statistics vot shows zat you are livingk in danger as a result of ziss self-effacing behavior. Get a real cyclist to show you ze safe vay to ride..

QUATERNARY 9%: Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM).
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DOMINANT 56%:


Evenly distributed between Type2 and Type3

Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM)

Type 3: Whooo! Steady on hotshot! You'll either live to tell an exciting tale or else have a horrible death. This chunk of your cycling behaviour is Speeding Messenger! The thing is that you're increasing your risk by being just a bit too impatient. Still at least you're having fun and if you do get schmucked at least it won't be by mistake!


SECONDARY 38%:

Type 4: Zo, I zink you have ze personality disorder of ze Cycling Inferiority Complex. At least in zis corner of your brain. Ve haff statistics vot shows zat you are livingk in danger as a result of ziss self-effacing behavior. Get a real cyclist to show you ze safe vay to ride.

TERTIARY 4%:

Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!

Breakdown of your answers by cyclist type
Type four -- The Sidewalk Scurrier
Q2 Q3 Q4 Q5 Q12 Q16 Q20 Q21
Type three -- The Messenger
Q1 Q6 Q7 Q9 Q17 Q18
Type two -- The Effective Cyclist
Q8 Q10 Q11 Q13 Q14 Q19
Type one -- The Loon
Q15
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DOMINANT 57%: Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!.

SECONDARY 33%: Type 3: Whooo! Steady on hotshot! You'll either live to tell an exciting tale or else have a horrible death. This chunk of your cycling behaviour is Speeding Messenger! The thing is that you're increasing your risk by being just a bit too impatient. Still at least you're having fun and if you do get schmucked at least it won't be by mistake!.

TERTIARY 9%: Type 4: Zo, I zink you have ze personality disorder of ze Cycling Inferiority Complex. At least in zis corner of your brain. Ve haff statistics vot shows zat you are livingk in danger as a result of ziss self-effacing behavior. Get a real cyclist to show you ze safe vay to ride..

QUATERNARY 0%: Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM).
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DOMINANT 38%: Type 2: At least this bit of your cycling personality is Effective Cyclist. Forester would enjoy tailing you if you behaved like this all the time and making notes into his dictaphone. Keep it up and don't forget that even Ken Kifer was killed by a DUI. He was struck from behind by a guy who'd been out of jail for 4 hours for previous DUI convictions. At least you know that you're reducing your odds of danger and doing the Right Thing(TM).

SECONDARY 28%: Type 3: Whooo! Steady on hotshot! You'll either live to tell an exciting tale or else have a horrible death. This chunk of your cycling behaviour is Speeding Messenger! The thing is that you're increasing your risk by being just a bit too impatient. Still at least you're having fun and if you do get schmucked at least it won't be by mistake!.

TERTIARY 23%: Type 4: Zo, I zink you have ze personality disorder of ze Cycling Inferiority Complex. At least in zis corner of your brain. Ve haff statistics vot shows zat you are livingk in danger as a result of ziss self-effacing behavior. Get a real cyclist to show you ze safe vay to ride..

QUATERNARY 9%: Type 1: What a complete loon! This part of your id is probably very happy, but is also probably also going to end up squashed under someone's super-ego of a car. Seriously, if this is a major component of your personality then you shouldn't let it control a piece of toast let alone a bicycle. Well, perhaps that's a bit harsh: stay indoors and ride an exercise bike!.

Breakdown of your answers by cyclist type
Type two -- The Effective Cyclist
Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Q5 Q7 Q14 Q19
Type three -- The Messenger
Q6 Q9 Q10 Q13 Q17 Q18
Type four -- The Sidewalk Scurrier
Q8 Q11 Q12 Q15 Q16
Type one -- The Loon
Q20 Q21

I love cycling so as an added bonus here are a few pics I took while course marshalling at the T-Mobile International in San Francisco, CA last month.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/ ... C03824.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/ ... C03803.jpg

^Taken on the Taylor St. climbs.
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