modified, ill take you on one by one
i dont even have a gun
i just have fun when i run off
at the mouth when i spout nonsense
lord kingdom ultimate conmen
common come on!
senior grommets a pathological peach
rotting on the inside i shout out some greatz
zachatrees a sad boy in a sad situation
i say get yourself out and take a vacation
moxies a hottie her bodies so naughty
her tiltless freestyles so freaky foxie
tsiangkun the white boy interfaced with a computer
his jobs got him neutered rebootered post humor
you have a producer? ha then i have an
electronic flux capaciting transducer
who else wants some? ill take you all on
all without cussing or loosing my pr0n
wait what the bleep am i saying
i have a real life plaything amazing
i finally stopped blazing out spacing
my mind is racing i can out battle all yall
not with vocab, not with style,
not with gammar but with BALLZ
Rap Battles
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QuantumBalance
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
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- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
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Oh rap battles? I can't say I've tried.
well, there was this one time, ok I lied
I did try this one time to speak my mind
poetically to this man who was blind
not in the sense that he couldn't see
but that he had no idea what to expect from me
He babbled about how my "moms" was wack
and how men was my preference when I entered the sack
he sputtered inconsistently and was everywhere but on track
his insults were slack and it was insight that he did lack.
I'm passive when i drop massive captive words
I rarely look for beef, just feed some to the herds
you may like my lines or just think they're turds
??cheese curds, birds, drunkard, cowerds how abusurd??
Here's my malestrom dropped like a bomb on this forom
I pray like the psalms, I look good like chicks at proms
I may break out of my calm, but I'm not one for qualms
Oh ya and fuck ya moms.
well, there was this one time, ok I lied
I did try this one time to speak my mind
poetically to this man who was blind
not in the sense that he couldn't see
but that he had no idea what to expect from me
He babbled about how my "moms" was wack
and how men was my preference when I entered the sack
he sputtered inconsistently and was everywhere but on track
his insults were slack and it was insight that he did lack.
I'm passive when i drop massive captive words
I rarely look for beef, just feed some to the herds
you may like my lines or just think they're turds
??cheese curds, birds, drunkard, cowerds how abusurd??
Here's my malestrom dropped like a bomb on this forom
I pray like the psalms, I look good like chicks at proms
I may break out of my calm, but I'm not one for qualms
Oh ya and fuck ya moms.
the following shouldnt be read if your under 15
this shits comeing from the top of my head
pooring out of me like molten lead
from day to day
night to night
pepole die
and im the reson why
ill cut your face off
feed it to my goats
ill rip your skin of
make a coat
saw your hands and feet off
make a key chain or 2
dont run from me
there is no hope
me an my tools with slice your trought
fucking look at me when i talk to you
respect is what i want
respects what i dont get
now your on the ground dieing and cry
hard to talk with a fucking gun your mouth isnt it?
ISNT IT BITCH
ill fucking kill you
i am a sad boy in a sad situation
fuck your days up
this isnt some little kid rap song
this is hard core
this is PA style, ya
leglize the herb and dont bother runing from my ass
ill fucking kill you
ever things quite and pepole are hideing
makeing it fun for me is all your doing
fucking boom boom BANG
fucking blow your head off
kick you when your down
and shoot you when your up
theres no comeing back alive
once i found you bitch
just stay down
and make like a slug
becouse ill fallow your trail and fuck your shit up
shit cant we all just smoke a blunt?
i dont want a peace pipe
i want a mother fucking shot gun
and if i dont get what i fucking want
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
sorry to whom ever i may have affended in this song, fuck your moms moms dad. shit i cant seem to stop.
this shits comeing from the top of my head
pooring out of me like molten lead
from day to day
night to night
pepole die
and im the reson why
ill cut your face off
feed it to my goats
ill rip your skin of
make a coat
saw your hands and feet off
make a key chain or 2
dont run from me
there is no hope
me an my tools with slice your trought
fucking look at me when i talk to you
respect is what i want
respects what i dont get
now your on the ground dieing and cry
hard to talk with a fucking gun your mouth isnt it?
ISNT IT BITCH
ill fucking kill you
i am a sad boy in a sad situation
fuck your days up
this isnt some little kid rap song
this is hard core
this is PA style, ya
leglize the herb and dont bother runing from my ass
ill fucking kill you
ever things quite and pepole are hideing
makeing it fun for me is all your doing
fucking boom boom BANG
fucking blow your head off
kick you when your down
and shoot you when your up
theres no comeing back alive
once i found you bitch
just stay down
and make like a slug
becouse ill fallow your trail and fuck your shit up
shit cant we all just smoke a blunt?
i dont want a peace pipe
i want a mother fucking shot gun
and if i dont get what i fucking want
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
sorry to whom ever i may have affended in this song, fuck your moms moms dad. shit i cant seem to stop.
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QuantumBalance
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Senor Grommet
- Post Master General
- Posts: 3394
- Joined: 18 Oct 2002 20:25
- Location: Greater Santa Cruz, CA
Quantum Balance reminds me of Jack Palance,
Smells like a shit-kicking City Slicker,
whose poorer than a basketless picnicker.
Even worse tho, he lives in LA,
where smog, traffic, and gangs all come out to play
Drum 'n Bass on this lost mind's ball sack,
forcing upon him illegalities, maladies with crack,
but not drugs, I'm talking between the cheeks, Jack . . .
Smells like a shit-kicking City Slicker,
whose poorer than a basketless picnicker.
Even worse tho, he lives in LA,
where smog, traffic, and gangs all come out to play
Drum 'n Bass on this lost mind's ball sack,
forcing upon him illegalities, maladies with crack,
but not drugs, I'm talking between the cheeks, Jack . . .
My name: Jeremy Mirken, AKA Chocolatey Shatner, AKA jerk enemy rim.
I kick it with trunk chef elf and liz luck key my.
I kick it with trunk chef elf and liz luck key my.
Your style, Sam, revolves around political order,
but without a quarter, crossin' the border,
you got multiple personality disorder.
QB, y1, LKU
how many more have you gone through?
Stick with TechYes, bro. Your success will grow
as you ditch the status quo of audio.
So stop wasting your day,
it's time to grind away
at another track,
I got your back.
A fellow producer knows where you're at
I want no part in this cyber-combat.
I'm here for the friendship, the support, the shred
Sometimes it's why I even get out of bed.
Happiness represent!
Oh and...
but my favorite part was when he rhymed.
but without a quarter, crossin' the border,
you got multiple personality disorder.
QB, y1, LKU
how many more have you gone through?
Stick with TechYes, bro. Your success will grow
as you ditch the status quo of audio.
So stop wasting your day,
it's time to grind away
at another track,
I got your back.
A fellow producer knows where you're at
I want no part in this cyber-combat.
I'm here for the friendship, the support, the shred
Sometimes it's why I even get out of bed.
Happiness represent!
Oh and...
The swears are well-timedthis shits comeing from the top of my head
pooring out of me like molten lead
but my favorite part was when he rhymed.
- Kevin R.
F = G*((m1*m2)/r^2)
Know thy enemy.
F = G*((m1*m2)/r^2)
Know thy enemy.
this is a battle
i got to be mean
mean as a old man, drunk on wiskey
im gonna tell you all your not shit to me
your on the bottom of my shoes
ill pick u out with a stick
just the throw u down to the ground
you dont want to swing frist when it comes to a battle with me
ill fuck your shit up
ill put you on tv
15 mins of fame bitch on channle 4 news
whores at my door every night
feins yellin up at my window all day ( where the crack )
"im feining hoffa, help me give me a bump or something"
maybe for a little hump of your moms ass
fuck you and you too
i dont like you
your just a custmer
think if you where in my shoes
would you let me in?
Hell no, you know id pull an ozzie
and rob your ass steal your pounds
we all know what happeneds next so lets not say (word)
i dont need to ryme
i can just say words really fast all at the same time
make it sound really crazy and nuts
and as for expanding my conciousnous, fuck that
blood and gore is me
it what i am
its what ill do
to you
if you arnt my friend
fuck even if you are
ill still send u straight to the E.R
thats the end of this tone
so dont leave to far from home
or you may just see me
throwing some courps up a tree
Duh Duh bummmmm pb pb pb pb Duh Duh bummmmm pb pb pb pb
i got to be mean
mean as a old man, drunk on wiskey
im gonna tell you all your not shit to me
your on the bottom of my shoes
ill pick u out with a stick
just the throw u down to the ground
you dont want to swing frist when it comes to a battle with me
ill fuck your shit up
ill put you on tv
15 mins of fame bitch on channle 4 news
whores at my door every night
feins yellin up at my window all day ( where the crack )
"im feining hoffa, help me give me a bump or something"
maybe for a little hump of your moms ass
fuck you and you too
i dont like you
your just a custmer
think if you where in my shoes
would you let me in?
Hell no, you know id pull an ozzie
and rob your ass steal your pounds
we all know what happeneds next so lets not say (word)
i dont need to ryme
i can just say words really fast all at the same time
make it sound really crazy and nuts
and as for expanding my conciousnous, fuck that
blood and gore is me
it what i am
its what ill do
to you
if you arnt my friend
fuck even if you are
ill still send u straight to the E.R
thats the end of this tone
so dont leave to far from home
or you may just see me
throwing some courps up a tree
Duh Duh bummmmm pb pb pb pb Duh Duh bummmmm pb pb pb pb
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the Executioner
- BSOS Beast
- Posts: 447
- Joined: 13 Mar 2003 16:18
- Location: Laurel, MD
But no bodies are grinnin'
This here's a battle and
"I'm rhymin' and feelin'"
That Clavens and Quantums
Heads will be reelin'
On Flexxy on Cameron
On Mosher on Grommet
No point in replyin'
It all sounds like vomit
Just BBbllaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
and RRRRRraallllllphhhhhh
and more gurglebubbling
Just sit and relax
'cause my words are redoubling
Did I say you could leave?
I'm just gettin' started
Now read real careful as
mY spEecH geTz RetARdEd.
It's Zachatree's smoke
that's fuzzin' my brain
My hands can't feel nothin'
and my legs are quite lame.
But it's cool yo
'Cause I'm feeling real light
Like flying to the store
for some munchies tonight.
But homework's a'waitin' and
I'm getting nothing accomplished
I'm naming you all
As my one big accomplice.
Wish me luck
that I'm a good learnerer
Because 2-morrow morning
I face the Executioner.
There's too much to say
and not enough time
the things on my mind
are already behind
and I'm blind to the future
now the future's today.
Wish as I may
and Wish as I might
Merry footbag to all and
To all a good night.
This here's a battle and
"I'm rhymin' and feelin'"
That Clavens and Quantums
Heads will be reelin'
On Flexxy on Cameron
On Mosher on Grommet
No point in replyin'
It all sounds like vomit
Just BBbllaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
and RRRRRraallllllphhhhhh
and more gurglebubbling
Just sit and relax
'cause my words are redoubling
Did I say you could leave?
I'm just gettin' started
Now read real careful as
mY spEecH geTz RetARdEd.
It's Zachatree's smoke
that's fuzzin' my brain
My hands can't feel nothin'
and my legs are quite lame.
But it's cool yo
'Cause I'm feeling real light
Like flying to the store
for some munchies tonight.
But homework's a'waitin' and
I'm getting nothing accomplished
I'm naming you all
As my one big accomplice.
Wish me luck
that I'm a good learnerer
Because 2-morrow morning
I face the Executioner.
There's too much to say
and not enough time
the things on my mind
are already behind
and I'm blind to the future
now the future's today.
Wish as I may
and Wish as I might
Merry footbag to all and
To all a good night.
Old Skool
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QuantumBalance
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- Joined: 22 Apr 2002 14:24
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"i dont need to ryme
i can just say words really fast all at the same time "
GENIOUS!!!!!!!
--- peter you were supposed to battle! maybe this will provoke u
peter irish picked a peck of prickly needles
out a hairy nutsacks sweaty stinky speedos
"don't worry sir begon with the bleedos
and while youre waiting,
do you want some cheetos?"
"yes thanks, you know I need those
but put them on top of my pee hole"
"only too happy to oblige
I can do it just right
I can do it all night
and of course I can do it
for just the right price."
"I'll give you a quarter
for every cum shot
I can muster"
"does it taste like berries?"
"no but its hairy"
"scary! oh well, I like to eat cock
so dont stand there and gawk
let's retire to my loft"
"i think not, im an undercover agent
i heard everything you said,
in fact I also taped it
ive aranged that
this room will be stormed
by mad agents
but dont worry, in prison,
you're sure to get pregnant"
i can just say words really fast all at the same time "
GENIOUS!!!!!!!
--- peter you were supposed to battle! maybe this will provoke u
peter irish picked a peck of prickly needles
out a hairy nutsacks sweaty stinky speedos
"don't worry sir begon with the bleedos
and while youre waiting,
do you want some cheetos?"
"yes thanks, you know I need those
but put them on top of my pee hole"
"only too happy to oblige
I can do it just right
I can do it all night
and of course I can do it
for just the right price."
"I'll give you a quarter
for every cum shot
I can muster"
"does it taste like berries?"
"no but its hairy"
"scary! oh well, I like to eat cock
so dont stand there and gawk
let's retire to my loft"
"i think not, im an undercover agent
i heard everything you said,
in fact I also taped it
ive aranged that
this room will be stormed
by mad agents
but dont worry, in prison,
you're sure to get pregnant"
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lightningbolt
- Nothing Vulgar
- Posts: 983
- Joined: 28 Jun 2004 12:55
- Location: Alaska
Alight, hold up.
This shit about to go down
y'all don't make a sound
I bring my beats
to the streets
then they meet
then you get to keep memorys before they seep out your mind
I'm just trying to be kind
hold onto your golden time
You can't even bust a toe stall
I can bust a chilly philly
Your shred is silly
The only one that can stop me now is Brad
but oh no he smoking out Zach
This is whack
Oh well there always Sam
But danm, he with Peter
In his bed room
with the door colsed
and somebody screaming more more more
Peter was my idol
Now he up with tech yes getting schooled
by man that when he shaved
a smiley face appered
My smiley face has disappered
And I'm sacred
and I dunno what sick thing repeatedly happing up there
All I know, I mapping out my eascape strategically
Now I go crying into tissues
saying how I been misused
I have some issues just like Zach
but I'm not crazy enough
to write Fuck ur mom on my shoe
I have all the luck
Ya all are chickens going cluck cluck cluck
Now I'm gonna leave y'all broken hearted
and I'm just getting started
Just kidding
This shit about to go down
y'all don't make a sound
I bring my beats
to the streets
then they meet
then you get to keep memorys before they seep out your mind
I'm just trying to be kind
hold onto your golden time
You can't even bust a toe stall
I can bust a chilly philly
Your shred is silly
The only one that can stop me now is Brad
but oh no he smoking out Zach
This is whack
Oh well there always Sam
But danm, he with Peter
In his bed room
with the door colsed
and somebody screaming more more more
Peter was my idol
Now he up with tech yes getting schooled
by man that when he shaved
a smiley face appered
My smiley face has disappered
And I'm sacred
and I dunno what sick thing repeatedly happing up there
All I know, I mapping out my eascape strategically
Now I go crying into tissues
saying how I been misused
I have some issues just like Zach
but I'm not crazy enough
to write Fuck ur mom on my shoe
I have all the luck
Ya all are chickens going cluck cluck cluck
Now I'm gonna leave y'all broken hearted
and I'm just getting started
Just kiddingI think I going to take over Canada. You should help.
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QuantumBalance
- 100-Watt Warlock
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Senor Grommet
- Post Master General
- Posts: 3394
- Joined: 18 Oct 2002 20:25
- Location: Greater Santa Cruz, CA
FlexThis- flex what, your 76-year-old ass and man tits?
You couldn't best Qphox in a flex-off or a Battle of Wits!
Lightning Bolt's rhymes- childish like playschool toys,
Revert to playing in the sandbox with preschool boys!
Executioner's dabble into the Man of Words world,
is like a Sexecutioner's babble atop a string of pearls swirled!
The only thing hardcore about Mosher is the horse shit he babbles,
When multisyllabic words are your enemy, join NSA and play scrabble!
Zach A Tree angry rhymes are more hanus than his anus,
A result of frequent bending over the knee of speedo'd Greg Louganis!
Clavens can't rap cause for the winter his style flew south,
The only accolade he's winning is largest cock in one's mouth!
I already clowed on Quantum Balance but whaterer, here's another,
Is that roll of flab round your belly, or are you a surrogate mother?
Tsiangkun moved north of SF because he likes being on top,
But only till he realizes his girlfriend is really a gay cop.
(No disrestect meant to anybody in the above slanders)
You couldn't best Qphox in a flex-off or a Battle of Wits!
Lightning Bolt's rhymes- childish like playschool toys,
Revert to playing in the sandbox with preschool boys!
Executioner's dabble into the Man of Words world,
is like a Sexecutioner's babble atop a string of pearls swirled!
The only thing hardcore about Mosher is the horse shit he babbles,
When multisyllabic words are your enemy, join NSA and play scrabble!
Zach A Tree angry rhymes are more hanus than his anus,
A result of frequent bending over the knee of speedo'd Greg Louganis!
Clavens can't rap cause for the winter his style flew south,
The only accolade he's winning is largest cock in one's mouth!
I already clowed on Quantum Balance but whaterer, here's another,
Is that roll of flab round your belly, or are you a surrogate mother?
Tsiangkun moved north of SF because he likes being on top,
But only till he realizes his girlfriend is really a gay cop.
(No disrestect meant to anybody in the above slanders)
My name: Jeremy Mirken, AKA Chocolatey Shatner, AKA jerk enemy rim.
I kick it with trunk chef elf and liz luck key my.
I kick it with trunk chef elf and liz luck key my.
