Rap Battles

ashleyd · Post by **ashleyd** » 18 Nov 2004 11:58

my name Ashley, and i rap nasty.

All you people talk crap like its something you do best
ill show you whats rap and put you to rest
you all talk on mod about your game and that shit
you probably can dream all the stuff you cant hit
let me tell you this story and how its going down
ill show you you my style and how its going round
i was once just a skater kid dreaming to be bucky lasek
now I'm a footbager asking god for skills like vasek
maybe not vasek, just Carol or Jane
gimmi a year and ill bust real insane
I'm a women and proud to represent
ill set my example like no time was spent
I come from a small place they call b-town
Davids from there too he can show you around
i don't live there no more, i was dragged to FL
its tough busting alone I'm going threw hell
its all good now I'm doing just fine
but just remember i can show you all up with just one line.

david · Post by **david** » 18 Nov 2004 12:58

Hi guys! Why are you talking crap?
It’s a shame your all newbie’s at this game called rap.
Ill break it down for you quick cuz I just got a sec,
Show me some respect and use the spell check,
Ill keep this on a 3rd grade reading level so you all understand,
4 syllable words would get out of hand,
Hate to diss your flow but I’m on a higher level then Ebonics,
I'm sure you could use some hooked on phonics.
East coast shredders know what’s up so don’t mess with us,
So hot you have to measure it in Celsius,
I’m not lying, ultra stylish combos were supplying,
Huge air on our ps whirls makes us look like were flying.
I’m prophesying an early death,
So measure up your casket,
Give me 3 years, Ill be busting like Vasek.
You got the wrong image of the game,
Looking like a fool,
It’s a shame you think da da curves and rakes are cool.
I get in your head and my rhymes will linger,
It’s a shame I can count all your 5’s with my fingers,
Screw fearless, I’m bailing to sixes,
Throwing unheard of 7’s in the mixes,
I bust 100+ contacts cuz I got the power,
Pass me the bag and come back in an hour.
My atomics sound sweet it’s like musical tapping,
Your stepping is slurry, its like reverse wrapping.
I should employ your sorry ass,
cuz you know im the boss,
gotta show some love to buttsauce ross.
I bite into combos like some kind of beaver,
Blades so sharp you shouldn’t get any nearer,
My style is hot; it’s an uncontrollable fever,
And all ya’ll just got cut up by the cleaver.

(i dont hit 100 contact lines, or random 7's)

the Executioner · Post by **the Executioner** » 18 Nov 2004 13:25

See, I told you.

Laroche · Post by **Laroche** » 18 Nov 2004 13:36

Whats wrong with dada curves and rakes?

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Nov 2004 13:53

Laroche wrote:Whats wrong with dada curves and rakes?

That doesn't rhyme Nick
you friggin...

slick......guy...

david · Post by **david** » 18 Nov 2004 14:11

its just prefrence. i just dont really like rakes or da da's. dont take my rap to literally, im just messing around.

Laroche · Post by **Laroche** » 18 Nov 2004 14:13

I was just messing around as well, dont take my posts too litteraly

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 18 Nov 2004 14:40

david wrote: I bust 100+ contacts cuz I got the power,
Pass me the bag and come back in an hour.

that was elite like fresh meat. david's got the skills, so y'all should pay his bills.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 18 Nov 2004 14:49

HG · Post by HG » 18 Nov 2004 15:53

bitch
fuck
hoe
guns
escalades

YOU GOT SERVED!!!!

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 18 Nov 2004 17:00

Dave rocks.

...uhhh...

Says qphox.

david · Post by **david** » 18 Nov 2004 17:07

lol. thanks. this is fun! someone needs to write another one!

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 18 Nov 2004 17:12

birth, a psychological process, first steps
taken, correct direction,
true to self, through messin
props to the b-town crew
i never guessed the best
would be you, but you do
who knew? now im blue
in face cause ive been
standing in place for so long
i take solace from the song
conjured from my years
of wasting tears smoking beers
and fearing fear
the only fear i bust now
is worth 3 adds and pow
i realized guiltless is not
the phattest cow
but I'm comin up now
and im comin up slowly
so hey battle rappers
let all just be homies

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 18 Nov 2004 17:29

Amateur analysts anebriate anything
Blithering baffoons blow blasphemous bubbles
Calloused clowns consciously cluster cleverly
Demonic droughts defile deadly destinies
Energetic epileptic empathetic elephants eagerly encourage eachother
Flaccid foils flippantly fail fighting flawlessly fluid flapjacks
Grotesque gremlins groovily give gracious greetings
Harrowing helicopters heave horridly hellish helpless herbivores haptically
Imbissilic Idolators intrinsically idealize ingeniously impenetrable industries
Japingly jock-strapped jurisprudent janitors jam juvenilely

taking too long . . .

david · Post by **david** » 18 Nov 2004 18:04

real cool mirken,
linking your letters,
sorry, but a 3 year old could do it better.
i see your trying to use some big words,
i admire the attempt,
but from high level rhyming,
id say your exempt.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 18 Nov 2004 18:59

Sorry you didnt get it, but big words are my trade,
Someday you'll understand, maybe when you enter fifth grade?
And as for proper grammar, I enjoy using that too,
Maybe you don't, "your" for you're" was my clue.
If from high-level rhyming you say Im exempt,
To even low-level English you show contempt.

Dont step to me you slurry Pennsylvanian!

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 18 Nov 2004 19:15

Senor Grommet wrote:didnt
Im

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 18 Nov 2004 23:48

Stephen Barnes wrote:

nothing

david · Post by **david** » 19 Nov 2004 12:47

Senor Grommet wrote:Sorry you didnt get it, but big words are my trade,
Someday you'll understand, maybe when you enter fifth grade?
And as for proper grammar, I enjoy using that too,
Maybe you don't, "your" for you're" was my clue.
If from high-level rhyming you say Im exempt,
To even low-level English you show contempt.

Dont step to me you slurry Pennsylvanian!

oh snap, was this a retaliation?
i thought you only used your computer for masturbation.
hate to make it pg-13 but thats how i do,
why you stepping up to me, your just going to lose.
Ive played with your bags,
ive heard they take like 3 hours,
but i could hit bigger shit with a roll of paper towels.
i spit these rhymes in seconds,
with no contemplation,
getting beat down by me,
should be your occupation.

CLEAVED

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 19 Nov 2004 14:16

The time has come for me to end this battle,
This verse milks your mojo like a fat herd of cattle,
And everytime you read a whole 'nother word,
Your rhymes become infinitely more childish and absurd.

Of my computer you recently made mention,
So I thought Id bring up this other invention,
the Internet its called, and yes I DO use it,
some might say I even abuse it. . .
And speaking of me and the use of my palm,
I bet you've not heard of this great new .com
Clavensmom.com is the name of the site,
FULLY interactive and damn that shit's tight!
Have I said too much, do I overstep my bounds?
Or are you ready for several more poetical clowns?

If you've played with my bags like you recently said,
you'd not cease to gather more until you were dead,
The craftsmanship in just 1 is extraordinarily massive,
like the tricks you dream of hitting, there, I put it in passive . . .
Tense you lax fool, you've a laxative coming,
If you hit "bigger shit," through TP you'd be thumbing,
Not paper towels like you said in your amateur battle,
I just chewed you up and spit you out like Fiddle Faddle!