Rap Battles
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lightningbolt
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- Location: Alaska
got owned? you dont have your facts right,
that rap probably took him the past two nights.
me, all my shit is random,
sometimes i go off on lyrical tandems.
i think the alaskan weather is getting to your head,
cuz im the one who should be owning damon instead.
hes 35 years old or so, kicking a hack,
its a shame thats not his only love of sack.
he does lots of rakes and reverse whirling shit,
i think its was 93 when that stuff was hip.
im not dissing his game,
but change with the time,
come to PA and ill blow your mind.
that rap probably took him the past two nights.
me, all my shit is random,
sometimes i go off on lyrical tandems.
i think the alaskan weather is getting to your head,
cuz im the one who should be owning damon instead.
hes 35 years old or so, kicking a hack,
its a shame thats not his only love of sack.
he does lots of rakes and reverse whirling shit,
i think its was 93 when that stuff was hip.
im not dissing his game,
but change with the time,
come to PA and ill blow your mind.
david
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QuantumBalance
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everybody calm down this is gettin too crazy!
attacking with the words makes my brain get hazy
I don't wanna start fights I just wanna be chill
does puttin others down give people some kinda sick thrill?
let me kick it nice and fresh, free from all this agitation
hopefully you all will follow to my peaceful nation
introducing myself, I like to kick the footbag
shreddin so hard that my bag turns to a rag
they call me smeagol cuz im so dam trixie
don't be mad at me because you can't flip pixie
hit it B-sauce, I think that stuff is so boss
when it comes to sick rhymes, I'm never at a loss
hopefully this rap will set a good example
Don't think this ran me dry, it was just a first sample
WORD!
attacking with the words makes my brain get hazy
I don't wanna start fights I just wanna be chill
does puttin others down give people some kinda sick thrill?
let me kick it nice and fresh, free from all this agitation
hopefully you all will follow to my peaceful nation
introducing myself, I like to kick the footbag
shreddin so hard that my bag turns to a rag
they call me smeagol cuz im so dam trixie
don't be mad at me because you can't flip pixie
hit it B-sauce, I think that stuff is so boss
when it comes to sick rhymes, I'm never at a loss
hopefully this rap will set a good example
Don't think this ran me dry, it was just a first sample
WORD!
alex strassman
NYFA
NYFA
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BainbridgeShred
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- Joined: 10 Nov 2004 23:22
I might be new to the modified scene but I've been seen to break a boys face in a battle
Ya'll bitches rhymes all look to be the same
Like cattle
My styles got it wrapped like a mummy
And once you realize that shit
You'll be acting as if you were my man trippin as if you were just tryin to be funny
You better pull out your rhyming dictionary
Cause my dope tracks be scary
Like Larry Davis up in South and Jadus
DJ prepare to fade us
Cause aint no one can compare to this style right here
So know to steer clear and to adhere to the sounds that I smear
As I walk on
So quit faking moves as if you talk on
Fools like you only see what you wanna see, be what you wanna be
So next time I drop rhymes just know to agree with me, or forever remain as a wannabe
Be free as you wanna be
Just no that no one with any sense aint eva gonna buy your fucking CD
I've puffed smoke with smoke tokers from Snoop Dogg to Al Rokker
And I continya to drop heat as if I'm packing gats up in my back seat
Cause I aint never been caught, I remain discreet and always ups on my feets to remain on my feets and to stay on the streets cause rhymes play and I'm playing for keeps.
Ya'll bitches rhymes all look to be the same
Like cattle
My styles got it wrapped like a mummy
And once you realize that shit
You'll be acting as if you were my man trippin as if you were just tryin to be funny
You better pull out your rhyming dictionary
Cause my dope tracks be scary
Like Larry Davis up in South and Jadus
DJ prepare to fade us
Cause aint no one can compare to this style right here
So know to steer clear and to adhere to the sounds that I smear
As I walk on
So quit faking moves as if you talk on
Fools like you only see what you wanna see, be what you wanna be
So next time I drop rhymes just know to agree with me, or forever remain as a wannabe
Be free as you wanna be
Just no that no one with any sense aint eva gonna buy your fucking CD
I've puffed smoke with smoke tokers from Snoop Dogg to Al Rokker
And I continya to drop heat as if I'm packing gats up in my back seat
Cause I aint never been caught, I remain discreet and always ups on my feets to remain on my feets and to stay on the streets cause rhymes play and I'm playing for keeps.
Logorrhea, intellectual
Throwing down phrases and rhymes that lack the factual
Blatant East Coast egocentricity
We throw down true West Coast superiority
New school punks, where's your originality?
Dave, stop whirling - stop theing your god damn pixies
Hope you've been a good boy this year,
Santa's got a fat sack of tricks, or so I hear
Alex, your style is clean, but you can't brag
Bail to far legover again and I'll jack your bag
I'm not hung-up on adds, but there's got be a standard
Long strings, clean cut style, both-sided concepts
We delve the deep art of footbag innovation
Throwing down shit that will induce hallucination
What do I speak of? I'll rap in list form:
- Vic Footbag, big style and skill is the norm
- RCS, Ricky adapts to Vasek's shit with ease
- The First Family, you think you can touch them? Please!
- Oops Freestyle represents the cleanest
- The San Diege boys throw down like the meanest
- Nate and James are rippin' it, each a phat string prodigy
- Red's been busting out perpetually, eternally
- Footbag.org - need I say more?
Throwing down phrases and rhymes that lack the factual
Blatant East Coast egocentricity
We throw down true West Coast superiority
New school punks, where's your originality?
Dave, stop whirling - stop theing your god damn pixies
Hope you've been a good boy this year,
Santa's got a fat sack of tricks, or so I hear
Alex, your style is clean, but you can't brag
Bail to far legover again and I'll jack your bag
I'm not hung-up on adds, but there's got be a standard
Long strings, clean cut style, both-sided concepts
We delve the deep art of footbag innovation
Throwing down shit that will induce hallucination
What do I speak of? I'll rap in list form:
- Vic Footbag, big style and skill is the norm
- RCS, Ricky adapts to Vasek's shit with ease
- The First Family, you think you can touch them? Please!
- Oops Freestyle represents the cleanest
- The San Diege boys throw down like the meanest
- Nate and James are rippin' it, each a phat string prodigy
- Red's been busting out perpetually, eternally
- Footbag.org - need I say more?
Last edited by sampotter on 19 Nov 2004 22:04, edited 1 time in total.
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QuantumBalance
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dan feary your phoney rhymes have me leary
see ive really smoked snoops blunt
and had the guts to put it down
id diss your face but it looks like a clown
your nose is big fat and red
you make kids laugh
when you splat in their bed
did you hear what i said?
you make little girls cry
when you splooge in their eye
try a cream pie next time!
dummy! you think thats funny?
your BIG RED NOSE IS RUNNING!
SO CATCH IT! with a tissue
man you have issues.
your small like an ant
and boy i done squish you
see ive really smoked snoops blunt
and had the guts to put it down
id diss your face but it looks like a clown
your nose is big fat and red
you make kids laugh
when you splat in their bed
did you hear what i said?
you make little girls cry
when you splooge in their eye
try a cream pie next time!
dummy! you think thats funny?
your BIG RED NOSE IS RUNNING!
SO CATCH IT! with a tissue
man you have issues.
your small like an ant
and boy i done squish you
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BainbridgeShred
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- Joined: 10 Nov 2004 23:22
Quantum your rhymes be comical how dare you step to this shit
The truth is blunts I have lit and your girls clit I have hit
I take a second to reach into my mental rhyme book
And pull out a beat that makes me look like a cook or a waiter who serves you
You should've known not to turn rap into sport
For all b-boy fanatics your mom should've chose to abort
Cause it's apparent to us that you'll never master the art
And that you'll always have to resort to your goofy rhymes that lack in lyrical syntax than encompass similies and metaphors
Which I use to break whores like you who tend to abuse the code of respect that vets did select to keep weak ass bitches like yourself in check
The truth is blunts I have lit and your girls clit I have hit
I take a second to reach into my mental rhyme book
And pull out a beat that makes me look like a cook or a waiter who serves you
You should've known not to turn rap into sport
For all b-boy fanatics your mom should've chose to abort
Cause it's apparent to us that you'll never master the art
And that you'll always have to resort to your goofy rhymes that lack in lyrical syntax than encompass similies and metaphors
Which I use to break whores like you who tend to abuse the code of respect that vets did select to keep weak ass bitches like yourself in check
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo-yo, ya, uh-huh, yeeah, uhh, yeeeah, come on now,
Yo tu est un christ de shie, un tabernac du pompier
vous parle comme des crapots de crap st, prends un nap
parce que je ne veux pas d'entendre plus de hacky slack
mais en tout, je m'en fou de tout qui est fou
comme toi pi toi pi toi et aussi toi, dit MOIIII
ahh yess sir ton method de jeu c'est comme un bidon to jub-jubs
Et je va cherchez jacques le gros tot, pour s'assoire sur tes mots
christ de sacrifice j'ai fatigue des touts les modifies,
y sont des grosse bebes de grosse gueil non arretes
bois ton lait, deux verres c'est mieux, vous besoin et pas assez craindre
de mon style infinitie, rhymes nontouchables, le ciel est la limite
je suis un gangetoile qui mange les magnetoiles pour dejeunner
c'est pas un blague, je parle la verite comme un marc sayer bag
cries pas les limace, j'ai presque fini, je vois tes grimaces degarasse
ou degu si tu veux, c'est plus facile pour ton cervaux et comme ton fille pourri
mais pas pot pourri pas de tout, j'ai parles de ton chic avec les jambres ouvert comme un casse-crout
oh! chanseuse pour vous je ne sais pas comment dit SNAP en francais
mais sa fait rien, vous savoire le puissance de mes beau pantelons
en fin c'est la fin, pense bien de que j'ai dit ET
quittez le footbag et va joue AU OOOOCKEY!
Yo tu est un christ de shie, un tabernac du pompier
vous parle comme des crapots de crap st, prends un nap
parce que je ne veux pas d'entendre plus de hacky slack
mais en tout, je m'en fou de tout qui est fou
comme toi pi toi pi toi et aussi toi, dit MOIIII
ahh yess sir ton method de jeu c'est comme un bidon to jub-jubs
Et je va cherchez jacques le gros tot, pour s'assoire sur tes mots
christ de sacrifice j'ai fatigue des touts les modifies,
y sont des grosse bebes de grosse gueil non arretes
bois ton lait, deux verres c'est mieux, vous besoin et pas assez craindre
de mon style infinitie, rhymes nontouchables, le ciel est la limite
je suis un gangetoile qui mange les magnetoiles pour dejeunner
c'est pas un blague, je parle la verite comme un marc sayer bag
cries pas les limace, j'ai presque fini, je vois tes grimaces degarasse
ou degu si tu veux, c'est plus facile pour ton cervaux et comme ton fille pourri
mais pas pot pourri pas de tout, j'ai parles de ton chic avec les jambres ouvert comme un casse-crout
oh! chanseuse pour vous je ne sais pas comment dit SNAP en francais
mais sa fait rien, vous savoire le puissance de mes beau pantelons
en fin c'est la fin, pense bien de que j'ai dit ET
quittez le footbag et va joue AU OOOOCKEY!
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James McCullough
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QuantumBalance
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Mr. Sam Potter, how dare you
Challenging me along with my crew?
you may be both sided, this much is true
but don't think that alone will excuse you
The Santa line was such a low blow
Did you use it cuz your mother is a ho, ho, ho?
I didnt want to get personal but you made it get nasty
Step up to EC we'l own you till our voices get raspy
Its foolish to try to beat these sick nasty rhymes
Dont let this rap fool you, EC is all about creative lines
West Coast may have the clubs, but we'v got the pros
so much talent here, you gotta organize it in rows
If I need to explain, then your footbag knowledge is lame
go ahead and try to put down what I said,
excuse me its late and I gotta go to bed
Challenging me along with my crew?
you may be both sided, this much is true
but don't think that alone will excuse you
The Santa line was such a low blow
Did you use it cuz your mother is a ho, ho, ho?
I didnt want to get personal but you made it get nasty
Step up to EC we'l own you till our voices get raspy
Its foolish to try to beat these sick nasty rhymes
Dont let this rap fool you, EC is all about creative lines
West Coast may have the clubs, but we'v got the pros
so much talent here, you gotta organize it in rows
If I need to explain, then your footbag knowledge is lame
go ahead and try to put down what I said,
excuse me its late and I gotta go to bed
alex strassman
NYFA
NYFA
Yo Sam if I translated it, it would lose it's beauty.
Check these 'translated' lines:
yo man your game is like a bucket of jelly beans
and i'm going to get jacques the fatass to sit on your words
or this one: drink your milk, two glasses is better, you need it and you're not scared enough
guess which lines they are hahaha.
Check these 'translated' lines:
yo man your game is like a bucket of jelly beans
and i'm going to get jacques the fatass to sit on your words
or this one: drink your milk, two glasses is better, you need it and you're not scared enough
guess which lines they are hahaha.
James McCullough
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NotHisRealName
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Well, I'm an 'A' grade killer,
A number one murderer.
I like to kill time like a cat kills a birderer.
A dog bites a burgular,
And you never heard of her.
She's my world, not yours...
And the move is getting blurrier.
Blurries. I insist. In the mix. In the midst
Of the day when I evolve and I am hitting nemesis.
And I'll be busting big - like this!
You can't handle this.
My rhymes, they flow like Ales and my talent is like Vasek's is...
Un-natural. Back at you all. I got the bag. You got the balls
To step into this circle. Keep the bag up, don't you let it fall.
And I'm appauled
That you can't handle this rhyme.
Cos it's a sign of the success of mine in killing some time.
I set it up, and pass it on to you
To see what you can do...
See if you're fearless too.
Like the Down Under crew.
(all though, all that ain't true)
It's a metaphore for the way we pore our hearts into the things we do.
And so,
I'll keep playing till my body's falling apart
And with a broken heart, I'll depart, and make a fresh start.
And although, in time I'll find something to settle my mind,
I'll forever be indebted to what I left behind.
So put on a clown face and explode into space
And hit the ground, double over down,
And keep my sidewalking pace.
And take a shot of Jani Walker, or what ever you find,
Cos it's a sign of the success of mine, from out of my mind.
A number one murderer.
I like to kill time like a cat kills a birderer.
A dog bites a burgular,
And you never heard of her.
She's my world, not yours...
And the move is getting blurrier.
Blurries. I insist. In the mix. In the midst
Of the day when I evolve and I am hitting nemesis.
And I'll be busting big - like this!
You can't handle this.
My rhymes, they flow like Ales and my talent is like Vasek's is...
Un-natural. Back at you all. I got the bag. You got the balls
To step into this circle. Keep the bag up, don't you let it fall.
And I'm appauled
That you can't handle this rhyme.
Cos it's a sign of the success of mine in killing some time.
I set it up, and pass it on to you
To see what you can do...
See if you're fearless too.
Like the Down Under crew.
(all though, all that ain't true)
It's a metaphore for the way we pore our hearts into the things we do.
And so,
I'll keep playing till my body's falling apart
And with a broken heart, I'll depart, and make a fresh start.
And although, in time I'll find something to settle my mind,
I'll forever be indebted to what I left behind.
So put on a clown face and explode into space
And hit the ground, double over down,
And keep my sidewalking pace.
And take a shot of Jani Walker, or what ever you find,
Cos it's a sign of the success of mine, from out of my mind.
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hacksterbator
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- Joined: 12 Jul 2003 18:33
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these are by far the best verses everjames wrote: christ de sacrifice j'ai fatigue des touts les modifies,
y sont des grosse bebes de grosse gueil non arretes
mais pas pot pourri pas de tout, j'ai parles de ton chic avec les jambres ouvert comme un casse-crout
quittez le footbag et va joue AU OOOOCKEY!
bringing the culture with french was very clever
well since i'm here i might stick around awhile
not trying to drop lyrics that are hostile
cause i grip the mic like indiana gripped the whip
i never slip
steady like the boys from boulder
with compositions on my desk top folder
as i grow older and wise i realize
the designer of the game
didn't decided that the objective was fame
so my style stays unobtrusive
i would prefer to stay elusive
i'll never claim to rock a party
cause i wasn't even in attendance
not hitting the scene
so i can keep my independance
so don't step too close
i need a circle of a certain radius
not trying to be the shadiest
i just want to play at this
so chill out and follow my insistance
they call it freestyle
but cannot form a sentence
substituted by words unsuitable for tv
unless you have cable of course
so i force the issue in rhyme
untill my voice goes hoarse
the source?
a so called emcee with a bad case of potty mouth
what's he talkin' bout? nothing! it's all filler
non thinking rappers competing to be iller
than andrew dice clay
i'm the nice guy talking in a nice way
always in command like picard
no need to pardon my french
i hear you live and flich
from the stench of the intoxicants
plus the harshness of the vocals
intelligence doesn't seem to be the focal
point: i have the vocab to win scrabble tournaments
you're a child with the family
hanging christmas ornaments
so when you're hanging your stocking
i hope santa brings you a thesaurus
cause your talking is doing nothing for us!
A.G.
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BainbridgeShred
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- Joined: 10 Nov 2004 23:22
what you all talkin bout?
your words smell like a fucking rotting trout
i'll take you all on
you bitches better not back out
before i lay the smack down on yo
you'll be suckin my dick befo' my time has run out
fuck that shit
who needs to fight?
we're all here to love and shred tight
talking shit into a fucken mic
right?
that's why we're here
drink beer with no fear
share the love but we ain't no queers
so i ask you all
and I ask this right
where's the love
cuz I wanna get laid tonite
your words smell like a fucking rotting trout
i'll take you all on
you bitches better not back out
before i lay the smack down on yo
you'll be suckin my dick befo' my time has run out
fuck that shit
who needs to fight?
we're all here to love and shred tight
talking shit into a fucken mic
right?
that's why we're here
drink beer with no fear
share the love but we ain't no queers
so i ask you all
and I ask this right
where's the love
cuz I wanna get laid tonite
- Byrin Wylie
ShrEdmonton
ShrEdmonton