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Tsiangkun
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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people who say to give more then 100% usually frustrate me... it angers me to see someone with so little a grasp on mathmatics.
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This is even better than that equation that was going around awhile ago that 'proved' women are evil. Thanks for brightening my day! hahahaha
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Post by crazydwarf »

people who say to give more then 100% usually frustrate me... it angers me to see someone with so little a grasp on mathmatics.
I just reread my post and I wanted to clarify something I wasn't talking about you Tsiangkun... I ment like coaches and stuff. Your equations were very humerous.
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Post by slapdash21 »

so how far does 'w-o-r-k-i-n-g-r-e-a-l-l-y-r-e-a-l-l-y-r-e-a-l-l-y-h-a-r-d get you? sorry, that was pretty lame...
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