oh yeah, this thing.
I have done alot of living since we last talked, blog.
Last weekend I got to shred with cool people from out of town. From Brantford came Johnny Superman, Atom C and his wife, imported from NY was the legendary Matt Cross and representing from Kingston was myself, Jared and Derrick.
So much fun happened, I love footbag people. Matt brought me my first ever pair of mesh lavers! wait! I didnt't pay him yet!! I just realised that!
hahaha, ok, Matt I owe you money now. Check this out, he found Lavers in NY for $30US which right now is actually only like $36.something CAN! HAH! take that stupid american dollar. Get this, it totally gets sweeter. So with each pair of Lavers that Matt bought (he got two, one for me, another for a militia mate Jared) he got a second pair at half price! so he wound up getting 4 pairs of Lavers for $90US. beat that!
I was so eager to mod them that I just slashed right into them when I first got them! haha. I totally cut two holes in both of them! I remember always dreaming of the day I would get mesh Lavers.
This is so huge for me, no one really understands it. Last year right around this time I was first just starting to get excited about footbag.
Tomorrow is actually my
1 Year Mark since I posted my first ever post on footbag.org. I linked to this earlier, but I'd like to share it here. This is my first ever footbag post in it's entirety:
This summer I first witnessed footbag being done properly. It had never interested me earlier in my life, but when I saw the beautiful fluid motions I knew I had to be a part of it.
I bought myself a sandfilled bag and began practicing. I wasn't ever really interested in kicking, only delays, so I honed them in real nice. I still hadn't ventured into this online world yet, but when I did I found out you guys have names for allll the silly things I'd been doing. ('around the world... ooohhh thats what Im doing')
Now I'm obsessive compulsively learning and getting better. I have my trusty Peewee (my Mr. Sandbag that earned his name by landing in a urinal) on me at all times. Any chance I get I practice.
Today (about five minutes ago) I landed clipper delays on both sides in one string. MAN it felt good!
I knew when I started learning that I should do it properly, so every trick I learn I learn on both sides.
I sure hope this bug Ive caught never goes away.
From reading these boards it seems like you are a nice bunch of people, and since I plan on sticking around for a while it's nice to know I'll have good company.
cheers,
Tom
Highlights for me:
- this was my transition point into footbag, I am glad I captured it sorta
- I think it is hilarious that I had 'honed them in real nice'

when really I was still akwardly leaving my hacky sack stage
- I was already both sided obsessed! hah!
Anyways, so at Christmas I knew I was getting lavers, I had asked Santa, and I knew Santa had taken a business trip to Detroit and probably went shoe shopping because Santa needed to know my shoe size.
I was so excited, I was getting lavers!
I had read hoods house a million billion times in preparation for my new shoes. I even practice modded my skate shoes right around that post in eagerness to get Lavers.
So Christmas day came, I opened the one that was clearly lavers first. This was it, I was about ot have my very own mes..LEATHER?? lavers...
They got me leather lavers... what a bittersweet moment. yeah.. I owned lavers.. sorta.
I didn't know how to react. I suppose I was crushed.. I didn't know what to say. I never really told my mom that what I really wanted was mesh ones. I didn't want to make her think that her efforts searching for them in Detroit were in vain. I love my parents so much.
So I went on Flipsider (I still didn't know about modified yet) and saw that someone (maybe Ellis?) had said that you could mod leather lavers just like mesh ones but in reverse. With this in mind on Christmas Day I modded my leather lavers and took pictures of it. From that I made the leather laver modification thing that appears on Flipsider!
http://www.flipsider.com/know/pages/gea ... modsLE.htm
Hahah, I was SO just making it up as I went and pretending I knew what I was doing! whee! I hope people learned alot from my BS!
Anywho, skip ahead to a few weeks short of a year later and you have Matt Cross showing up in my apartment like a belated (or is it early at this point?) Santa with two pairs of brand new Mesh Lavers!
Yay!
So we went and shredded at the university center (the same one that I shred in in my last video) for a long time. There were lots of passersby and lots of people asked who/what we were. People are so stupid and boring. How can footbag not melt everyones brains? So many people just walk by and think nothing of footbag! How can they not think footbag is the most impressive thing ever? I bet they are similarly thinking "those guys are stupid! how can they not thinkt that model parlament is the most impressive thing ever?"
Oh well, I guess everyone is cool in their own way.
uhh.. I don't know we played alot blah blah hit stuff.. nuke .. johnny and matt are good etc etc. (sorry, I have been typing this since I woke up and I am getting tired of this marathon... ok.. deep breath.. more blog!)
They left, it was sad, I hoped they would drive safe.
Matt stayed the night as planned.
We went to dinner around 6:30 ish.
*There is a huge insane part I am going to leave out here pending approval from Matt*
The part I am leaving out is fucking insane. I won;t give too much away, but I'll leave it at "I can see the matrix and I am in league with Jesus", that should suffice.
That night we were *supposed* to go to a party that Liane invited me to. We wound up being really fashionably late showing up at 1:30AM after much effort. It was amazingly laborious getting to her house (the reasons why are of course concealed for now) but once we got there it looked like the party had stopped.
We sat and thought about what to do for a bit, I took a piss in her alley and we plodded what to do next. I left a footbag I made in what I thought was her mailbox. I talked to Liane on the phone today and found out she didn't get the bag. I think I left it in her neighbors mailbox. oops!
Liane still seems really cool. I hadn't talked to her since uhh.. I saw her I guess until today. I am willing to let this one marinade and let it grow on it's own. It would be really shitty timing to try to do any courtship during exam season. There will be a new year upon us in January, I hope to see new friendships flourish, as will my club hopefully!
Speaking of my club! holy shit!
I had TWO shred sessions yesterday! (haha, and I am into my.. third hour of typing this blog now)
I shredded with Jared in a sqash court around mid day. We were both shredding in our lavers.
He is really coming along, he hit atw>op toe x 5 or something. It's so cool to see him progressing and getting into it. His control just keeps getting better.
I fucking hate my new lavers!
haahha. after all that waiting for them! At first I thought the right one didn't fit and I was going to need a new pair and I was all sad and shit. But then I realised I was a stupid moron who left the old insole in when I put the new one in!
Anyways, the lavers are so clunky and they have no grip and all my energy just gets pounded through them into the floor.
I am so used to my climacools that are like mini trampolines that have absurd grip on the floor. They give you so much confidence.
Anyways, I sucked.
I had a session later on with Derrick at school. We played in a lecture hall at the front. I hooked my MP3 player up to the PA and we shredded with full surround sound thumping out of the stereo! hah!
I played in my climas and it was amazing!! I was good again!!
FUCK YOU LAVERS! My body is too high-performance for that shit! haha or maybe I am too run down for to play in shitty shoes.
I can't seem to comprehend how any of you play so well in lavers! they have no grip! no bounce! NO GOOD!
FUCK!
I felt like I was starting to suck in the climas, then I tried my old lavers and sucked in them and then my new ones sucked too. I felt so lost and in a big shoe dilema. Now I am back and happy with my climas.
This whole stupid shoe debacle has motivated me like crazy to really do this whole footbag shoe idea. I have all these great ideas for the ideal footbag shoe and I seriously think I am going to go after this when I graduate.
In a years time I will be looking for junior engineering jobs at various shoe company's (adidas hopefully!) and then I will learn the ropes of the shoe world then blow all your fucking minds! BWAHAHAHA!!! I will go mad with power when all you fucking lemmings are wearing my shoes!
I don't even know what I was talking about..
I'm bored/done.
Take care all.
Until next time..