Rap Battles

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 21 Nov 2004 18:18

willams and grant
your rhymes is phat
this is a slant (rhyme)
you hear em all the tizime
find me at the 5 and 9
working 9 to 5
with open eyes
but in my mind
im a space case
im playing fretless bass
in a starship
meeting martians
and aliens of another race
to decide how to live my life
but it all flys by
before I make up my mind
¿whats the moral of the story?
have fun be good
and spend a lot of time snoring

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 23 Nov 2004 09:28

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 23 Nov 2004 10:27

Y'all seen me roast flex //
brought in actual speach
while
you bitches only post text //
No doubt in my mind
behind a mic who flows best//
Tsiangkun, the old one
with old lungs,an oak vet//
Everytime I spit on the mic
it's all hot. //
Y'all sounds like chickens
scartch`n screech`n
till yer balls drop //
I heard in street beefs
your the ussy that'll call cops.
But that won't help you
out the situation any more
than if you called pops.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 23 Nov 2004 11:23

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 24 Nov 2004 11:40

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 24 Nov 2004 12:17

I'll be in the hood thursday with beats and my wordplay
why not stop by richies when your done witcho turkey//
I'll sting you to death with my scorpions tail
then take away the pain with morphine and ale//
I'll blur your world up and use my pixie dust
to pull your eye through the vortex and
out shred you like richie does. //
you could name a trick after yourself
and call it the bowl of jello
for the way your body shakes
when you are trying down double//
Seriously dogg, this text shit is weak
emcess don't type we ride on the beat
Plus it's more fun to see your face
when I pile on the heat
and the tears on your face when you
realise you been beat //
Now everyone look at how I left this bitch in flames,
it's defeats like this that make him keep changing names

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 24 Nov 2004 12:29

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 24 Nov 2004 19:28

Saturday is the day I play
skills on display everyone
within range can step up
to the blade and hope
to escape unscathed.
EMG and the Renegade
Bring it hardcore and
let the whole place
know our skills are high
check the eyes I'm blazed
crazed man with a haze
and a fog, blunts and bongs
If your feeling shook
don't show cuz this
in only for the strong.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 24 Nov 2004 23:05

dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
to the 3 ago
that shits in san diego?
i wish i was there but
im on a peg leg yo
brain fried too
i bet the turkey never thought
it would end up your poo

shredj · Post by **shredj** » 29 Nov 2004 17:08

sam your so stupid your shit is weak
my ears are throbbing in pain as you speak
your shit dont even make sense
meanwhile im sittin up here collectin cents
from yo momma yea thats right shes a hore
oh wait shes at my front door do i even need to say more?
and what the hell is this sam about you and turkey
i didnt know you were like that doin that to animals with your jerkey
thats just wrong man, like michael, tappin shit like that is just psycho
now lets see you come at me
with that senseless crap you call rap
hold on now let me roast a bowl
i figured i should celebrate cuz im on a roll
theres just one more thing i must say before i go
if you want to share the love that i do with this hoe
just go to samsmom.com. its The Bomb!
P.S. your moms a slut
im givin it to her right now in the butt
and tomorrow ill have the mother of sam on web-cam!
YEA

oh and to davey
whos such a loser youll think he just came out of the navy
come up with some better shit than that bro
and while your at it grow up and let your wang grow
just a few inches
cuz rite now its so tiny
your screwin finches
YEA

and to damon whos such a smartass
tryin to act up like he got class
but in reality hes just an old fart
sittin at home, watchin Bart.
YEA

bring it bitches

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 29 Nov 2004 19:07

*yawn*

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 30 Nov 2004 09:49

qphox wrote:*yawn*

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 30 Nov 2004 15:34

triple yawnizzle.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 30 Nov 2004 19:38

Party hardy,
Rock n'roll,
Drink a bottle,
Smoke a bowl,
To all the kids who think that's cool,
Think again, cuz stoners drool

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 01 Dec 2004 12:34

Tsiangkun wrote:
qphox wrote:*yawn*

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 01 Dec 2004 18:26

Tsiangkun wrote:
Tsiangkun wrote:
qphox wrote:*yawn*

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 01 Dec 2004 19:07

i accept the challege hitherto issued forth...
shredj...
punk, your rhymes is bunk
like a submarine, you sunk
too low, how can you shred?
you're two toed, two loads
of my nut are in your lips
and u got the song wrong
uve got your hips in your own mom
i saw you at the 4th grade prom
with a bong for a ding dong
and all the boys were tokin it
as you strokin it
but enough about your social life
i tried to click your web site
you cant even fill out forms right
its in da profile everyone should try
:sigh:
obviously i seperate the link
and see the color pink
you leavin make up in your sink
lipstick marks on your dick
good for him i almost think
but then i saw your dad run off
with bitemarks on his cock
i guess u didnt want anymore
illegitimate sibling rivalry
just ask your mom, that stupid whore
and shell say "sam's inside of me"

so shut the fuck up
and get back to schoolin your game
your tricks are all the same
your style is pain

if you really want fame...
too bad, your fucking lame

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 01 Dec 2004 23:02

Bam.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 02 Dec 2004 12:48

pee pee poo poo
how do you do?
coming out my orifice
shit comes right after piss

i say hi to my waste
as if it had a face
and a smile
and all the while
it's just vile
and stanky

OTTAWA WHAT, BLING BLING MOTHAFUCKAS REPREZENTIN FROM DA EAST SIDE BURBS BAYBEEE RESPEK DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 02 Dec 2004 13:16

Seath, you damn well heard of me
the seizure causing freak who just rhymed about his pee
I'm, so fresh when I rhyme, i can spit from afar
I'm smokin fakes like a cigar no matter who or where they are
wether they're drinking at the bar, waiting for the bus, or driving in their car.
I'll beat all their heads in like that guy in my avatar

My oral domination sends a suttle invitation out to everyone's location
to find the train station and take a vacation.
I type slow but with skillz you know you cant be hasty
i smoke 'dro to help the flow but now my mouths pasty
thus allowing the medium of type to raise the level of hype
around my name, time to reap the fame of laying claim to this game
My name is one letter away from death, like a suicide note, that you should be writing,
time to grab a bag of some crystal meth, cross my moat, so we can start fighting.