Rap Battles

david · Post by **david** » 02 Dec 2004 14:00

oral domination? you can say that again,
cuz i heard you give dome to all of your friends,
is that a rumour? i sure hope it is,
cuz its embarssing if your that addicted to gizz.
now i know i havent touched this thread in a bit,
but thats cuz it was just full of amateur shit.
i dont claim im the best, it just happened one day,
i opened up my mouth and rhymes come out this way.
its all natural, i never had a lesson in all my years,
when i finish rappin all your feel is fear.
now ill take a few seconds to analyze my opponents,
i think my rap school with a get a few new enrollments.
start off with flex, cuz his rhymes arent the best,
he quivers under pressure when hes put to the test,
he tallks about san diego and out shredding others,
but he couldnt even hit more adds then my grandmother,
now jim on the other hand is a clever cat,
except i cant get over the shit he spat,
he must be crazy, saying that ive been in the navy,
when he steps in my circle hell cry like a baby.
and hey sam, maybe you should stick to composin,
cuz you just cant stop me when i start the flowin.
to cameron, ill say props on your rhymes and all your adds,
but im really not a fan of those crazy grabs,
i dont mean to be a abrubt and give you a label,
but when your holding yourself your game looks unstable.
now ill cut it short cuz i dont want to start dissin again,
maybe you can write down my rhymes and study them?
i dont know, but i guess anything could help,
or maybe you could just quit embarassing yourself.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 02 Dec 2004 15:15

I'm a hetero, I hate to burst your bubble
I like your flow, i scoped your words like the hubble
Dont be so phallically inclined, though, it'll land you in trouble
Oral means spoken, no strokin connection or jizz to guzzle
Discredited lyrical performances warrants nothing but a muzzle
I'll smash you into to rubble put you back together like a puzzle,

I'll shatter your vernacular it isn't that spectacular,
but im not violent. I'd remain silent, but embarrasment is harrasment
and i must defend myself from this tyrant.
So my skill I still may not have shown
but i'm prone to let you have your own turn to moan for the throne that I rightfully own.

err battle. or whatever you want to call it.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 02 Dec 2004 16:51

seath is quite the best
he left me out of breath
im back to suckin breast
and im wearin a diaper

his poisin struck me like a viper
that ish was hyper
i didnt know he was such a good typer
the rhymes got riper and riper
until the strawberry exploded
he got you moded
and your big fat booty
exploded

the words were big, and elloquent
i had to fly away like a pig, er pelican
cuz the days when pigs fly are
the days of drive by mai tyes
what the phuck am i sayin?
is there a message conveyin?
i dont think so
i just want you all to know
that Im a ho, so there you go
im gonna make a vote yo
so we can see who stole the show

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 02 Dec 2004 23:25

I so good I thought of this off the top of my head:

When I'm hosting Rapcity, you're gonna pay! I'm so Hip-Hop i freestyle my resumé!
Sold Master P's phone number on eBay! I'm so Hip-Hop i freestyle my resumé!
Hip-Hop Weiners (All Beef, No Chicken)

A Melissa oringal

Actually, It's Andrew Grants sig.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 03 Dec 2004 15:18

It's done? that was fun.

*Jethro* · Post by ***Jethro*** » 04 Dec 2004 23:19

this was awesome.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 21 Feb 2005 06:40

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 21 Feb 2005 06:43

All you wack rappers living in the past
Disgarded like paper with-which i wiped my ass
In case you didn't notice, you all got passed
I am the beginning and you all can not last

Soooooooo

I'm so dope - I started these posts
Before you turn red - I started this thread

IM SO FAVORED - I PROGRAMED DAVID
WHO BEHAV-ED like a fool and started #2

So what you gonna do now that we on 3?
Oh I see - you just up and flee - up a tree
Back to two - you so screwed - so lewd, pe-ew
You-just-better hope that I dont change my mood...

THERES THIS LITTLE THING CALLED TIME
AND IT FLOWS IN ONE DIRECTION
YOU POSTING IN THE WRONG SECTION

I GAVE BIRTH YOU TO SORRY EXCUSES
with a WHIM
its a sin to continue
where you should begin

thats like skipping to the end
without a confession,
THERES A NATURAL PROGRESSION
but you missed it, NO INSPECTION

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPIT!
OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE!
DO I REALLY HAVE TO TEACH
YALL HOW TO COUNT TO THREE?!

*get a mic, get it right, and do it tonight*

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 23 Feb 2005 15:31

bump, yall are slow like forest gump