I hate desert eagles. They walk around, acting like they own the place, then they crawl up your leg and slap you in the face. Then you spill your lunch all over the floor, and those damn frogs just hop and croak.
Hop and croak.
Hop and croak
Hop and croak.
who cares bro? major props!
Kings of KICK ASS
Get yourself a 500 gr (approx. one pound) of salmon fillet, add white pepper and sea salt. Put it in oven, 200 °C (approx. 400 °F) for 30-35 minutes. After 15 minutes in the oven, start adding a little white wine on top of the fish every 5 minutes or so. Serve it to your girl friend with boiled potatoes and garlic dip sauce plus the rest of the wine.
If your girl is not allergic to fish, your guaranteed to get laid. Thank me later.
If your girl is not allergic to fish, your guaranteed to get laid. Thank me later.
Matti Pohjola

