thats no diss, you looking for an ass to kiss?
this priss missed the point
I annoint joints for burnin
you better be learnin that you gotta pitch
to hit this shit bitch.
Disses you best be churnin
Rap Battles #2
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 12:16
- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
- Contact:
porno flicks i resist
cuz the plot it consists
of useless nonsense
your anger it now vents
and i find myself on the fence
for the first time, should I rhyme in defence
or attack, you backtrack to the hack,
you retaliate with this hate
i must point out that you skate on thin ice
my feline paradigm rips through you like mice
you talk about your swell shred skills
when your rhymes smell like landfills.
leave shred battle where its due
in the circle's where i'd battle you
but your dialogue is odd
I am your new god
I'm the mower you're the sod
Your metaphors are bores
your parents should have had a divorce
before they were forced
to give birth to this lack of force
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
but you'll do of course.
I'mma lyrically eat you,
right down to your feet too
i think its best to say that i will defeat you.
time to review my new brew.
ok it's all true
cuz the plot it consists
of useless nonsense
your anger it now vents
and i find myself on the fence
for the first time, should I rhyme in defence
or attack, you backtrack to the hack,
you retaliate with this hate
i must point out that you skate on thin ice
my feline paradigm rips through you like mice
you talk about your swell shred skills
when your rhymes smell like landfills.
leave shred battle where its due
in the circle's where i'd battle you
but your dialogue is odd
I am your new god
I'm the mower you're the sod
Your metaphors are bores
your parents should have had a divorce
before they were forced
to give birth to this lack of force
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse
but you'll do of course.
I'mma lyrically eat you,
right down to your feet too
i think its best to say that i will defeat you.
time to review my new brew.
ok it's all true
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 12:16
- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
- Contact:
I watched the french open, and come back to more provokin
this angry fire you're stokin, can result in you croakin
Those words that youve spoken in retort
void of references to our sport
want me to get my passport
and head to the airport
fly down to your fort
and sort with this wart
till i end up in court.
I asked for this, but my ass you kissed
and I called you on it, now your sonnet
conists of what you mised the first time
when I rhymed i asked for
all a yall to the last whore
to deal with beef like a pasture.
and your fast, sure
but to say your mature with insight
shows me the light, that this fight is not right
infact its quite, odd, despite, the fact that the "God"
you see in david is flawed
he may have raised to fame in the previous rap game
but my specialized flow, I did not show, so, watch out yo
how queer, i'll hunt him like a deer to tag
im done with this fag, time to go kick my bag
im done for now, beef on like cow.
this angry fire you're stokin, can result in you croakin
Those words that youve spoken in retort
void of references to our sport
want me to get my passport
and head to the airport
fly down to your fort
and sort with this wart
till i end up in court.
I asked for this, but my ass you kissed
and I called you on it, now your sonnet
conists of what you mised the first time
when I rhymed i asked for
all a yall to the last whore
to deal with beef like a pasture.
and your fast, sure
but to say your mature with insight
shows me the light, that this fight is not right
infact its quite, odd, despite, the fact that the "God"
you see in david is flawed
he may have raised to fame in the previous rap game
but my specialized flow, I did not show, so, watch out yo
how queer, i'll hunt him like a deer to tag
im done with this fag, time to go kick my bag
im done for now, beef on like cow.
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 12:16
- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
- Contact:
hey FlexThis, lets see you delfect this anguish
I'm told, this dish of revenge is served cold
so mine is in the form of ice
as ice forms on your strong hold
i strolled over the threshold for you to behold
this gold instead of your moldy household flow
that flowed till it slowed to a cold bowl of no more.
It's no chore to deplore your stuff, this is enough
now whats the score 6 - 4
four for you two more from four
for Seath that makes thee times two
did you bring your pen with you?
write it down
I'm guessin this math lesson is the first one you're gettin
and im frettin you didnt catch it all at its best
good luck on the test, maybe I digress, time to clean up this mess.
Dont make me depressed
this is no contest, where is the best?
definitely not here
from this post I steer and veer
cuz contrary to what you knew
theres more threads than this to view
I'm told, this dish of revenge is served cold
so mine is in the form of ice
as ice forms on your strong hold
i strolled over the threshold for you to behold
this gold instead of your moldy household flow
that flowed till it slowed to a cold bowl of no more.
It's no chore to deplore your stuff, this is enough
now whats the score 6 - 4
four for you two more from four
for Seath that makes thee times two
did you bring your pen with you?
write it down
I'm guessin this math lesson is the first one you're gettin
and im frettin you didnt catch it all at its best
good luck on the test, maybe I digress, time to clean up this mess.
Dont make me depressed
this is no contest, where is the best?
definitely not here
from this post I steer and veer
cuz contrary to what you knew
theres more threads than this to view
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 12:16
- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
- Contact:
ok ok, im back, i admit it, i had to pay one more visit
my evident eloquence is pestilence to your defence
I bombard you with bombs, flying shards for these foroms
I'll beat you like batons while I sing me this song on and on
I'm a con artist, watch the cups
before you know it you'll be bankrupt
I'm abrupt when I stick up this slut
with a phillups screw driver
get out of this? you're no Magiver
I'm the consumer and the suplier
your a procrastinator Im a striver
I'm liver and I dont mean like spleen
im keen for this has-been who hasnt seen
my magazine and the m16 attached to it
true it, is only textual, but that hex you feel
is from this curse that's real
I eat you like a meal, so rude
i'm looking good like food
ok that was lewd, this feud thats been spewed
has distanced me from this dude
and im not in the mood for another enemy pursued
this adversary is scary and very skilled with his words
especially compared to the turds that's been shit from other nerds.
my evident eloquence is pestilence to your defence
I bombard you with bombs, flying shards for these foroms
I'll beat you like batons while I sing me this song on and on
I'm a con artist, watch the cups
before you know it you'll be bankrupt
I'm abrupt when I stick up this slut
with a phillups screw driver
get out of this? you're no Magiver
I'm the consumer and the suplier
your a procrastinator Im a striver
I'm liver and I dont mean like spleen
im keen for this has-been who hasnt seen
my magazine and the m16 attached to it
true it, is only textual, but that hex you feel
is from this curse that's real
I eat you like a meal, so rude
i'm looking good like food
ok that was lewd, this feud thats been spewed
has distanced me from this dude
and im not in the mood for another enemy pursued
this adversary is scary and very skilled with his words
especially compared to the turds that's been shit from other nerds.
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lightningbolt
- Nothing Vulgar
- Posts: 983
- Joined: 28 Jun 2004 12:55
- Location: Alaska
I been trying to think of something cool and witty to say but damn, I just got owned.
I think I going to take over Canada. You should help.
Get Firefox!
Get Firefox!
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Seath
- Craptacular Spatula
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: 29 Sep 2003 12:16
- Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canadia
- Contact:
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna piece of David
Nothing to do but spew more mad flow but
I wanna piece of David
Just point him to this forum, he should know where to go
hurry hurry hurry, before he shreds some mo
I cannot dis FlexThis, his flow is way too pro, oh oh oh oh OH oh
(guitarsss)
Plenty Plenty Plenty mo dissin to throw
I wanna piece of David
He said we'd see some of his Philosophy
I wanna piece of David
Just get him to scroll down to, this ripped off wiked tune
hopefully he'll get angry, and he'll begin to fume
oh so goddamned pissed off he burst like a baloon. oh no oh no OH NO.
(geeeeetars)
ba ba baba baba ba baba, I wanna piece of David
ba ba baba baba ba baba, I wanna piece of David
I wanna piece of David
Nothing to do but spew more mad flow but
I wanna piece of David
Just point him to this forum, he should know where to go
hurry hurry hurry, before he shreds some mo
I cannot dis FlexThis, his flow is way too pro, oh oh oh oh OH oh
(guitarsss)
Plenty Plenty Plenty mo dissin to throw
I wanna piece of David
He said we'd see some of his Philosophy
I wanna piece of David
Just get him to scroll down to, this ripped off wiked tune
hopefully he'll get angry, and he'll begin to fume
oh so goddamned pissed off he burst like a baloon. oh no oh no OH NO.
(geeeeetars)
ba ba baba baba ba baba, I wanna piece of David
ba ba baba baba ba baba, I wanna piece of David
lol. whatever. heres my "opus" i guess. i just couldnt stop. dont take anything literally, especially the stuff about me being good.
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Hey, I guess I’m back by popular demand,
Now shits really gonna get out of hand,
Understand? I doubt you can comprehend my flow,
Cuz I’m the best modified rapper that you’ll ever know.
Yo, today I was home sick from school,
So I gotta little bit more time to make ya’ll look like fools,
Ya know normally, I have a busy life,
And that’s why I don’t read any of the shit you write.
I got hoes, and bros, but it’s all the same,
Takes away from the time I have to invest in the rap game,
Now I heard from the grapevine that seath is spittin,
But to me when he raps its like his mouth is shittin.
Now seath posts more then anyone I know,
Cuz he feels like he has something to prove or show,
Well I’m sorry but you’re as silly as a caricature,
All your rhymes are on the level of an amateur,
Now I shut down Melissa and ill do the same to you,
Cuz I’m like colonel mustard, my game is clue,
Cuz I’m in the ballroom with the revolver,
My rhymes should be worth millions of dollars.
Now I need a clean up crew, cuz your rhymes are a disaster,
Look in the dictionary – you’ll see my picture under “master”.
I’m not lying; I only spit the truth,
I’m like a hurricane, beating down on your roof.
I don’t think you understand, you don’t get the picture,
I shake the ground, a 9.5 on the Richter.
What’s the Richter you ask? It’s used to measure quakes,
I’m as dangerous as a fault line, make no mistake,
Now I lay down lyrics and it keeps getting hotter,
I do some magic cuz I’m like Harry potter,
Now you want to fight me or something, you better relax,
Cuz I got two guns on my arms and a chiseled 6 pack,
I saw your house for the holidays; you have a nice green wreath,
But ill blow shit up like I’m master chief,
Oh yes, I just brought in a halo character,
This is all real; I’m no kind of actor,
Faster, ill speed up my lyrical supremacy,
Cuz I’m clever and I have multiple identities.
Sometimes I'm quiet, other times a riot,
You like my brown hair? I didn’t even dye it,
Quiet, you’re making to much noise,
Listening to your raps isn’t something I enjoy,
Now I’m a full blown SUV and I go crazy far,
Compared to me you’re a matchbox car.
Now I shouldn’t even touch on the subject of shred,
Cuz the combos I hit spin everyone’s head,
My barfly’s so fast you can’t even see,
It’s amazing how I wind up on every DVD.
To make a decent section of you probably takes two weeks,
But with me, my level of play never peaks,
Now I’m not being cocky, cuz I’m nothing great,
But I've got major talent, just sit back and wait,
Now all the internet kids, they all adore me,
Id go to Europe --- but I'd win all their tourneys!
That’s not fun for the up and comers,
Cuz when I double their shred 30’s it’s totally a bummer,
When I hit pixie drifter its like I was smokin!
It’s a shame --- I’m sandbagging in open!
Alright now, this rhyme is getting to crazy,
But going on for hours wouldn’t even phase me,
So ill spin it around and be totally nice,
And leave you with a little bit of advice,
Quit worrying about adds and popular moves,
Don’t follow the circle, play to your own groove,
You don’t need to hit 5’s to be totally sick,
An ounce of style is worth a pound of tricks.
Looking back at this rap, I spit shit I cant beleive,
One more thing though --- yall just got CLEAVED.
---------------------------------------
Hey, I guess I’m back by popular demand,
Now shits really gonna get out of hand,
Understand? I doubt you can comprehend my flow,
Cuz I’m the best modified rapper that you’ll ever know.
Yo, today I was home sick from school,
So I gotta little bit more time to make ya’ll look like fools,
Ya know normally, I have a busy life,
And that’s why I don’t read any of the shit you write.
I got hoes, and bros, but it’s all the same,
Takes away from the time I have to invest in the rap game,
Now I heard from the grapevine that seath is spittin,
But to me when he raps its like his mouth is shittin.
Now seath posts more then anyone I know,
Cuz he feels like he has something to prove or show,
Well I’m sorry but you’re as silly as a caricature,
All your rhymes are on the level of an amateur,
Now I shut down Melissa and ill do the same to you,
Cuz I’m like colonel mustard, my game is clue,
Cuz I’m in the ballroom with the revolver,
My rhymes should be worth millions of dollars.
Now I need a clean up crew, cuz your rhymes are a disaster,
Look in the dictionary – you’ll see my picture under “master”.
I’m not lying; I only spit the truth,
I’m like a hurricane, beating down on your roof.
I don’t think you understand, you don’t get the picture,
I shake the ground, a 9.5 on the Richter.
What’s the Richter you ask? It’s used to measure quakes,
I’m as dangerous as a fault line, make no mistake,
Now I lay down lyrics and it keeps getting hotter,
I do some magic cuz I’m like Harry potter,
Now you want to fight me or something, you better relax,
Cuz I got two guns on my arms and a chiseled 6 pack,
I saw your house for the holidays; you have a nice green wreath,
But ill blow shit up like I’m master chief,
Oh yes, I just brought in a halo character,
This is all real; I’m no kind of actor,
Faster, ill speed up my lyrical supremacy,
Cuz I’m clever and I have multiple identities.
Sometimes I'm quiet, other times a riot,
You like my brown hair? I didn’t even dye it,
Quiet, you’re making to much noise,
Listening to your raps isn’t something I enjoy,
Now I’m a full blown SUV and I go crazy far,
Compared to me you’re a matchbox car.
Now I shouldn’t even touch on the subject of shred,
Cuz the combos I hit spin everyone’s head,
My barfly’s so fast you can’t even see,
It’s amazing how I wind up on every DVD.
To make a decent section of you probably takes two weeks,
But with me, my level of play never peaks,
Now I’m not being cocky, cuz I’m nothing great,
But I've got major talent, just sit back and wait,
Now all the internet kids, they all adore me,
Id go to Europe --- but I'd win all their tourneys!
That’s not fun for the up and comers,
Cuz when I double their shred 30’s it’s totally a bummer,
When I hit pixie drifter its like I was smokin!
It’s a shame --- I’m sandbagging in open!
Alright now, this rhyme is getting to crazy,
But going on for hours wouldn’t even phase me,
So ill spin it around and be totally nice,
And leave you with a little bit of advice,
Quit worrying about adds and popular moves,
Don’t follow the circle, play to your own groove,
You don’t need to hit 5’s to be totally sick,
An ounce of style is worth a pound of tricks.
Looking back at this rap, I spit shit I cant beleive,
One more thing though --- yall just got CLEAVED.
david