Rap Battles #2
whats thisFlexThis wrote:FlexThis, I said Flex
Spelled F L E X
I bust more ryhmes than whores get sex
I'll rip you apart like a Tyranosaurus Rex
And when I'm done your whole family's hexed!
~pieces
flex, sex, rex, and hexed, all up in the same ryme
and not one singal dex the hole time
busting more rymes then a whore get sex?
your whore must be poor
cant you see
are you blind?
david blew are minds
he typed a fucking document
a 4 page print out
i respect david and am on his side
scared he is gonna fuck my shit up another time
i havent wrote in this so called battle for a good while
now i figared id bust it down alittle
i think seath is well behind, he should fuck a bitch just one more time
i cant think of much more to say
maybe ill come back another day
and type up something stupid and dumb
just like this fucked up song
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Seath
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dave will realise that he's facing his demise
but before he goes and cries, i want him to clear his eyes
watch me claim first prize faster than a frog eats flies
Now call it a hunch, but I think your flow is fruity like punch
But I start your day off like a box of peanut butter Capn Crunch
give ya all your vitamins to much, before these fightin men break for lunch
and with this keypunch, I destroy this horrid bunch you employ
to talk dirty like grunge and mooch off the fame this boy does enjoy.
While David was home sick, he puked up all this green shit
posted it up on modified and claimed it was a kickass hit,
and you all believed it, better quit that shit and reread it.
And I dont need to prove it, this mouth that's so fluid
spits everything but shit
will now proceed to verbally pistol whip you till your crazier than a spaceship, but dont trip, your style is blunt like the handgrip from which you were just hit.
and you claim your absent ass, the reason you dont respond that fast
but from what you showed in the past and how my rhymes will contrast
you'd best be attendin my class fast,
on how to imply the lambast, make fools cry like teargas.
now that you smoked the bolt, you may be over confident
but now your in my quadrant, and im on a manhunt
when i like it I grab it, and im the nicoderm t'your smoking habit
In this race your slow like the tortoise when i post like the rabbit
But im not sleepy and hopefully you will see
me cross the finish line in time for the other mc's to watch me
embarrass you like acne.
and you claim that i should relax for your "two guns and 6 packs"
I should feer, but I've never steered clear of a six pack of beer.
And the only two guns I see might as well be boobies.
cuz your feminine flow reaks, and I'm sure your mom agrees.
And if I got cleaved, You just split my sick shit into varying degrees
it's time to multipy, to make up the divide,
i'll grow so large, i'll be bigger than sinai
you'll want to ally, thereby saving your own ass
but i'd pass on you, maybe not in round one
but this is round two, opt out for a cast, foo,
to help support your skills your bringing
I called you out signing, and you came out swinging
and now "the phone is ringing. oh my god."
Could it be you, calling me up to condone
this sick shit that ive thrown
while I carve your tombstone I'll let you speak the tone....................................
dave will realise that he's facing his demise
but before he goes and cries, i want him to clear his eyes
watch me claim first prize faster than a frog eats flies
Now call it a hunch, but I think your flow is fruity like punch
But I start your day off like a box of peanut butter Capn Crunch
give ya all your vitamins to much, before these fightin men break for lunch
and with this keypunch, I destroy this horrid bunch you employ
to talk dirty like grunge and mooch off the fame this boy does enjoy.
While David was home sick, he puked up all this green shit
posted it up on modified and claimed it was a kickass hit,
and you all believed it, better quit that shit and reread it.
And I dont need to prove it, this mouth that's so fluid
spits everything but shit
will now proceed to verbally pistol whip you till your crazier than a spaceship, but dont trip, your style is blunt like the handgrip from which you were just hit.
and you claim your absent ass, the reason you dont respond that fast
but from what you showed in the past and how my rhymes will contrast
you'd best be attendin my class fast,
on how to imply the lambast, make fools cry like teargas.
now that you smoked the bolt, you may be over confident
but now your in my quadrant, and im on a manhunt
when i like it I grab it, and im the nicoderm t'your smoking habit
In this race your slow like the tortoise when i post like the rabbit
But im not sleepy and hopefully you will see
me cross the finish line in time for the other mc's to watch me
embarrass you like acne.
and you claim that i should relax for your "two guns and 6 packs"
I should feer, but I've never steered clear of a six pack of beer.
And the only two guns I see might as well be boobies.
cuz your feminine flow reaks, and I'm sure your mom agrees.
And if I got cleaved, You just split my sick shit into varying degrees
it's time to multipy, to make up the divide,
i'll grow so large, i'll be bigger than sinai
you'll want to ally, thereby saving your own ass
but i'd pass on you, maybe not in round one
but this is round two, opt out for a cast, foo,
to help support your skills your bringing
I called you out signing, and you came out swinging
and now "the phone is ringing. oh my god."
Could it be you, calling me up to condone
this sick shit that ive thrown
while I carve your tombstone I'll let you speak the tone....................................
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Seath
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And now Zachary Hoffa is trying to break off something propa
but the slop he records on these message boards
shows he cant afford to battle with lyrical swords
and ashley, if this g owns me then this homey is bouncin off his land
I want to make you understand
that your buddy in real life has faced lots of trife
when he stepped into my ring, to find my game blinding.
Im grinding out this flow, i'm twisted like a winding road.
David is this playskool group your battling troops? They seem minute to just me, but you see there are three of these enemies that I can now release anarchy on, this group of peons, are fit for me to pee on.
They're absorbed in you words like tampons. I hope you see this emcees words he is makin cuz im ready to leave your knees shakin
like a waitress who dropped a bacon ramekin
I'll leave you faceless like a manakin.
So if you want me to spit again, just keep provokin
cuz when I use my pen, my zen is awoken
and I can use you to vent again
shut you down quicker than asians collect yen
and I'll do it way more times than a bible thumper yells amen.
amen.
but the slop he records on these message boards
shows he cant afford to battle with lyrical swords
and ashley, if this g owns me then this homey is bouncin off his land
I want to make you understand
that your buddy in real life has faced lots of trife
when he stepped into my ring, to find my game blinding.
Im grinding out this flow, i'm twisted like a winding road.
David is this playskool group your battling troops? They seem minute to just me, but you see there are three of these enemies that I can now release anarchy on, this group of peons, are fit for me to pee on.
They're absorbed in you words like tampons. I hope you see this emcees words he is makin cuz im ready to leave your knees shakin
like a waitress who dropped a bacon ramekin
I'll leave you faceless like a manakin.
So if you want me to spit again, just keep provokin
cuz when I use my pen, my zen is awoken
and I can use you to vent again
shut you down quicker than asians collect yen
and I'll do it way more times than a bible thumper yells amen.
amen.
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QuantumBalance
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this one is just a pretty nice tune i came up with last night.... girl friend has me down alittle. but any way.
i dont think ill be with her much longer
think she sees something more superior in another
i feel like shit but wont let a bitch bring me down
ill just footbag all around
put that befor wemon, thats the secret, yo im not kidden
this is some real fucked up shit
all i need is a blunt an a stick
use the stick to pack my blunt
then beat Mr.Seperior over the head with it.
make it nice and thick so i break his skull
and pack a fatty up and roll
fuck ill spread him all up on a wall
like butter on bread with some ham in a sandwitch
cant belive i did this to me
id like to place the blame on another
buts its all on me, its my fult im bleeden
cant help to stop and think
what you do when im not with you
who else do you kiss the same way you kiss me
who else do you act the same way you do when your with me
damn i got to stop thinking
thats my problem
i think to much
just like a lawyer all coked up
insane shit runing threw my head
im feeling like a swift
sokeing up every thing i dont want
and its all becouse of this bitch
i dont think ill be with her much longer
think she sees something more superior in another
i feel like shit but wont let a bitch bring me down
ill just footbag all around
put that befor wemon, thats the secret, yo im not kidden
this is some real fucked up shit
all i need is a blunt an a stick
use the stick to pack my blunt
then beat Mr.Seperior over the head with it.
make it nice and thick so i break his skull
and pack a fatty up and roll
fuck ill spread him all up on a wall
like butter on bread with some ham in a sandwitch
cant belive i did this to me
id like to place the blame on another
buts its all on me, its my fult im bleeden
cant help to stop and think
what you do when im not with you
who else do you kiss the same way you kiss me
who else do you act the same way you do when your with me
damn i got to stop thinking
thats my problem
i think to much
just like a lawyer all coked up
insane shit runing threw my head
im feeling like a swift
sokeing up every thing i dont want
and its all becouse of this bitch
man some times life sucks
who cares if it rhymes or doesn't
Whocares about bitches when
bitches are a dime a dozen
Wait till you meet the crazy ones
ya know, trying to find a husband
You will see ladies change from
fine in the mind to finding she wasnt
Don't get hung up on the brawds
keep it street and mind your hustling
Collect cheese like rats until
your stacks surpasses kraft
and then watch
all those fine ass dimes come running.
Whocares about bitches when
bitches are a dime a dozen
Wait till you meet the crazy ones
ya know, trying to find a husband
You will see ladies change from
fine in the mind to finding she wasnt
Don't get hung up on the brawds
keep it street and mind your hustling
Collect cheese like rats until
your stacks surpasses kraft
and then watch
all those fine ass dimes come running.
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the line between good fun and true life has been removed
at one time, my mind, to the fake beats it groved
I imagined the beat in my head,
and on top of them my rhymes were fed
Now it seems this battle turns to poetry
and I wonder if there's any room left for me
a battle cat who wants to rattle back
it's all I know, its my chattle mac.
I hope this fad'll pass so I can whip some more ass
but until then, I lay down my pen
and take up the leotards
and prance around like retards
dost thou wish to join me? it seems so surreal
ye hethans shall perish
I shall prove with my steel
fillet you like a fish
till thine old rhymes you will cherrish.
en guarde you vile hethan! I bite my thumb at the! Tally HO!
at one time, my mind, to the fake beats it groved
I imagined the beat in my head,
and on top of them my rhymes were fed
Now it seems this battle turns to poetry
and I wonder if there's any room left for me
a battle cat who wants to rattle back
it's all I know, its my chattle mac.
I hope this fad'll pass so I can whip some more ass
but until then, I lay down my pen
and take up the leotards
and prance around like retards
dost thou wish to join me? it seems so surreal
ye hethans shall perish
I shall prove with my steel
fillet you like a fish
till thine old rhymes you will cherrish.
en guarde you vile hethan! I bite my thumb at the! Tally HO!
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lightningbolt
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David, owns your mom.Ashleygrlshreder wrote:yo, david ownes you all.
Sorry that was inmautre......
I think I going to take over Canada. You should help.
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Seath
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Ok, let's get things straight, before I get irate
there is no debate, my name is SEAth not Seth
it rhymes with teeth not Death
although I could bring it
this is twice you tried to wing it
and rhymed my name wrong
once more and i'll paddle you like pong
but until then, you belong on my long schlong
lube it up, yea you can't say Seath now can you?
hey hey less teeth, ok I can't stand you
get off my dick
aw man now it's full of lipstick
you cross-dressin fool
go back to pre-school, so you can duel with the children
you'll, have a chance to look cool, you'll make a killin
similar to the murderin im doin here, it's that time of year
fear my lyrical spear, it's got a taste for queer
and your drippin in it, wait just a minute.
Hmm, it says here your rhymes appear to be unclear, like a dark beer
and it also says, that we're not on the same tier, because you wear a brassiere and take it up the rear, I suppose I'll adhere to these rules
Me taking the time to battle you is embarrasing to hiphop
while you flip flop around I AM rap, man.
It's more obvious to see now that you're just a fan
I was sitting back to see if David would attack
but you had to act and get out of wack, so your face I'll smack
sack you like a quarterback, so pack your sack, and hit the road jack
like a hobo, you'll be forgotten, when I bury you in the ground.
and fuck it, I'm done rhyming for now, I've grown tired of this round.
I'll be back.
there is no debate, my name is SEAth not Seth
it rhymes with teeth not Death
although I could bring it
this is twice you tried to wing it
and rhymed my name wrong
once more and i'll paddle you like pong
but until then, you belong on my long schlong
lube it up, yea you can't say Seath now can you?
hey hey less teeth, ok I can't stand you
get off my dick
aw man now it's full of lipstick
you cross-dressin fool
go back to pre-school, so you can duel with the children
you'll, have a chance to look cool, you'll make a killin
similar to the murderin im doin here, it's that time of year
fear my lyrical spear, it's got a taste for queer
and your drippin in it, wait just a minute.
Hmm, it says here your rhymes appear to be unclear, like a dark beer
and it also says, that we're not on the same tier, because you wear a brassiere and take it up the rear, I suppose I'll adhere to these rules
Me taking the time to battle you is embarrasing to hiphop
while you flip flop around I AM rap, man.
It's more obvious to see now that you're just a fan
I was sitting back to see if David would attack
but you had to act and get out of wack, so your face I'll smack
sack you like a quarterback, so pack your sack, and hit the road jack
like a hobo, you'll be forgotten, when I bury you in the ground.
and fuck it, I'm done rhyming for now, I've grown tired of this round.
I'll be back.
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Seath
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Ok, let's get things straight, before I get irate
there is no debate, my name is SEAth not Seth
it rhymes with teeth not Death
although I could bring it
this is twice you tried to wing it
and rhymed my name wrong
once more and i'll paddle you like pong
but until then, you belong on my long schlong
lube it up, yea you can't say Seath now can you?
hey hey less teeth, ok I can't stand you
get off my dick
aw man now it's full of lipstick
you cross-dressin fool
go back to pre-school, so you can duel with the children
you'll, have a chance to look cool, you'll make a killin
similar to the murderin im doin here, it's that time of year
fear my lyrical spear, it's got a taste for queer
and your drippin in it, wait just a minute.
Hmm, it says here your rhymes appear to be unclear, like a dark beer
and it also says, that we're not on the same tier, because you wear a brassiere and take it up the rear, I suppose I'll adhere to these rules
Me taking the time to battle you is embarrasing to hiphop
while you flip flop around I AM rap, man.
It's more obvious to see now that you're just a fan
I was sitting back to see if David would attack
but you had to act and get out of wack, so your face I'll smack
sack you like a quarterback, so pack your sack, and hit the road jack
like a hobo, you'll be forgotten, when I bury you in the ground.
and fuck it, I'm done rhyming for now, I've grown tired of this round.
I'll be back.
there is no debate, my name is SEAth not Seth
it rhymes with teeth not Death
although I could bring it
this is twice you tried to wing it
and rhymed my name wrong
once more and i'll paddle you like pong
but until then, you belong on my long schlong
lube it up, yea you can't say Seath now can you?
hey hey less teeth, ok I can't stand you
get off my dick
aw man now it's full of lipstick
you cross-dressin fool
go back to pre-school, so you can duel with the children
you'll, have a chance to look cool, you'll make a killin
similar to the murderin im doin here, it's that time of year
fear my lyrical spear, it's got a taste for queer
and your drippin in it, wait just a minute.
Hmm, it says here your rhymes appear to be unclear, like a dark beer
and it also says, that we're not on the same tier, because you wear a brassiere and take it up the rear, I suppose I'll adhere to these rules
Me taking the time to battle you is embarrasing to hiphop
while you flip flop around I AM rap, man.
It's more obvious to see now that you're just a fan
I was sitting back to see if David would attack
but you had to act and get out of wack, so your face I'll smack
sack you like a quarterback, so pack your sack, and hit the road jack
like a hobo, you'll be forgotten, when I bury you in the ground.
and fuck it, I'm done rhyming for now, I've grown tired of this round.
I'll be back.