Rap Battles #2

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sit back,relax I'm just holding my speech,
composing a beat before roasting this freak
fucking with my team ,
*PRODUCT*
sheep and my little sister
*WHAT*
I'm putting caps in this bitch
like i hit him with coke bottles
*YEAH*
Hit him like a pedestrian
when the car is full throttle
*YEAH *
putting caps in this kicka
like I hit him with coke bottles
*YEAH*
You brought in the fam so
now your have mo problems
*YEAH*
Somebody call a preacher
the cops and a street sweeper
I'll gonna need some chalk
*WHAT *
somebody get me a math teacher
*WHAT*
BAH BAH
*WHAT*
BLACK SHEEP
*WHAT*
BAH BAH
*WHAT*
BLACK SHEEP
*YEAH *
I know that he thinks
he was actually clever,
*BUT*
half of his lines weren't
even matching together
*YEAH*
I'm a pick his style apart
and then patch it together
*OKAY*
then show him my impression
of the nastiest weather as I'm
leaving puddles of blood
when I blast the barettas
My flows sick. hot. quick.
raspy and clever
bah bah bags sheep
fckin asscheeks whatever
I'll be paddling this bitch
till his ass cheeks are redder than a train caboose
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a beat to compose and some steam to loose.
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Check it out, the gangstas back that has no match,
It’s a repeat, kinda like a relapse,
To be honest,
I was surprised when I came back to this thread to see,
Little white boys trying to compete with me,
You think your cool? Man, your behind the scene,
Your as punk as avril lavigne.
Yo, I haven’t posted in a while so let me drop the beat,
Accomplishing multiple feats,
Give you phat rhymes to eat,
When I drop this shit youll be on the edge of your seat,
You see your game has flaws, and soon youll be chokin,
Your like your mother, your left wide open,
Cuz im packed, like an action movie,
Blowing up rhymes like a verbal oozie,
Im the only gangster on this board you should ever fear,
Cuz im totally stealth like metal gear.
Now check it, cuz I have multiple styles,
If I wrote my raps, they’d stretch for miles,
Put you in denile, you look like a little child,
Your breath reeks like a compost pile,
Im sharp, and I sting like a hornet,
Brush your teeth, or maybe get some orbit,
Now you see this rap game? Yea kids, I own it,
I don’t smoke weed – I smoke my opponents.
I see modified users trying to spread rhymes that are sick,
But its all so bad I can’t even read it,
Flex and Cam, you think your hot? Man, you aint even warm,
When you guys battle its like uncensored gay porn!
I battle anyone, put you into a rap submission,
Get on your knees, its your mom’s favorite position,
Insicion, cuz I cut shit up like a cleaver,
I don’t curse, but I build dams like a beaver,
Fever, cuz im totally contagious,
Check my lines, theyre all outrageous.
Amazing, so hot im blazing,
Hit fairy ripstein? Of course, ive mastered phasing,
Tasing, like men in black 2,
Cuz I mess up aliens like I’ll mess up you,
my rhymes are sick,
this shit you cant beat,
your like a grunt, im a red elite,
Did you just catch my subtle Halo reference?
You can give up or be shown up, pick your prefence,
My skills are rare, I’m an endangered species,
My rhymes are gold, yours are like feces.
FlexThis – to you crap rhymes seem to be magnetic,
Your 40 years old playing hacky sack? pathetic,
QuantumBalance, dissing your rhymes is easy,
Im sorry that only your mom bought your CD,
Wow, I guess im on a roll,
I’ve sighted all these fakes like I’m on poser patrol.
Now if phat rhymes are snowflakes,
Im giving you a blizzard,
My tounge is quick and sharp like a pair of scissors.
If your brain cant handle these rhymes, nothings wrong,
Cuz I just happen to be a natural phenomenon.

peace!
david
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Post by Seath »

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, you go on and on
this is all such feces
sometimes I think you're all another species
Cuz this gunk that I see, is
tearing me, in pieces
but it pleases, me
I'm folding over like creases, see
you're letting me experience the
high level of hilarity, clearly you all see
that I Rep-re s-e-n-t this tren-dy
look that shook you out of your nike's
so try me, I've been sent to present
the reason to resent
your prescense at this event.
so if you're content with words that dont represent
then don't read my post,
It's time for me to vent.

And I haven't really been coming around that often
but dont use that as an excuse for you to soften,
Remember I dont need an excuse to put you in your coffin.
I'm rich in rhymes like asian business men are in yen.
You want to fight me? It'll take plenty men
I'll have this block locked down till 20-10
This is the freshest flow i've dropped in 05
I deprived you for six days outa the year
I'm suprised your alive and still kickin around here.
It's true the new year was spent with out a beer
But don't fear, you see the shred was near

Oh ya, battle, uh,
dave is my slave, Quantum takes it up the bottom
FlexThis Sux dicks and we all just can't stop him.
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My mamma? Why ya wanna dishonna my personna?
I know flex checks tits instead of dicks, im just crazy
saying shit off the top of my head, my memory's hazy
I'm so lazy that if someone shot glocks my way
I'd stay and let the bullets graze me.
You all should praise me
my flow's as complicated as a maze be
and my tight flows, unnoticed it goes, to you so called pros
y'all are frilly like that daisy under your nose.
So my prose flows from open to close
and successfully shows
that your elitist pose you chose to expose
is false, now everybody knows your shit is dirty like hoes
or a rectum, you cant respect em,
but on the other end of the spectrum I flow neat like corn rows.
I reck em, Kick em like my toes to the teeth,
punch em in the nose, throat and gut
You all lie like you had a flamin butt
Flex, I'll fuck you up like mac-a-damon nut like what!?
And I condem anyone from Bethlehem
I've heard better words from a throat-full of phlegm
sure, im referrin to the slurrin David C
his slow flow is as weak as can physically be
I've been the tightest around since 83
wait let me see, I was born in 82
and in one year I grew, to an age that I knew
more about rhymin, than you still do
now skip ahead, now I'm twenty two
my vocabulary is scary
want rhymes? I got plenty foo
I'm so taboo like an orthodox concenting jew
I represent true, matched by few
you've sinned, i suggest repenting too.
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david wrote: QuantumBalance, dissing your rhymes is easy,
Im sorry that only your mom bought your CD,
daaaaaamn!!!!!! BUUUUUURN!!!!!
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I am feeling whitty and gritty, so it's time to spit see.
You, my friend, have come to an end
I'm a god send, in the sense that I send you to him
If you believe that shit, what I just spit was aimed at you
If you grew with a few religious dudes, then I'll let you prove
to me that your deity will surely welcome thee at the gates of Perley
Or maybe not, But me I'm sure of it see
Cuz when I rhyme I'm fairy like set diving symp whirl
But you are only fairy cuz you're a tutu wearing girl
I'm sicker than a symposium barraging zulu wirring swirl

Ok back to being topical
I know I'm hotter than a tropical area on the map
I flow like water off an icicle, haha you feel my rap
I stand out in this pack of slack cats
You're a poster on this forum so I put you under a tack.
use your head as my decorum, smack it on the wall with shellac
And once I have you pinned to the wall
I'll pick up the phone and give your mommy a call
yea she's big boned, tall, stinks and all
but I may just go awol and bang her till nightfall
If that line makes you feel like you want to brawl
pick up the phone yourself and call 1-800-fuk-yall
I'm so sick I leave you puking in a stall
want some tee pee for that mess?
ha ha ha I digress, but what's your mom's address
I have a date with her and I want to look my best
I took a shower and even brushed with crest
And I did it all just so I could caress the breast on her chest.
Impressed? Your mom requests that you treat me like guest
while I pump my lover, your mother
I'll produce for you another baby brother.
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yeahyeahyeah...
fat battles guys...
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Post by ashleyd »

Seath said he’ll condemn anyone from Bethlehem
I don’t know what’s going threw your mind but you must think your Eminem.
Let me put you in your place and tell you how bad your words reek,
Well actually, I changed my mind, doing that would take me weeks.

“If you shred like a girl”, wow you sunk low,
Excuse me but you talk like women are a subject you know.
here comes a my attack neatly wrapped in a bow.
Why do feel the need you post so much when your just creating noise.
You’ve gone touched on everything but little boys.

Flex I don’t think reading your battle are that much fun,
its impossible to miss your posts they are every other one.
I wont add to your props, oh wait, you have none

I think its obvious that my lyrics you cant get near,
its not really a surprise, I'm already in 5th gear
You raps are just asking for a critique so ill volunteer.
I'm stealth in the dark you wont see me at night,
Ill come from behind you, don’t put up a fight

4th times the charm so I"ll start now
David, let me lend you my tweezers to pluck that one brow
You may have some good lines, and you are my bro
I have to admit, its sick you compete pro
But that’s not the point, I'm dissing your lyrical style
Hey next time try posting a rap that’s actually worthwhile.
You think wisdom comes out of everything you say,
You couldn’t bust 5 toe kicks if you had the whole day.

Hitting a 6 is not something new,
And hey I only started in 2002.
you cant measure up to the things i do,
my style is perfection and you know it too
Heres where my rap will spread like fire,
Your rhymes are filled with crap so I'm calling you all a liar.

If I only had a dollar for every time I read shit on this thread,
I wouldn’t be buying tv’s but plane tickets to your homes instead.
I’m not fond of the Internet so Id battle you in person.
Every time I lay down my rhymes your ego just worsens.
Well lets test your skills and see if there phat like you say,
Step outside to shred and do it today.
If you cant already tell my raps are made to make you laugh
if I diss you in anyway, apologizes from my behalf.
Ashley Danowski

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DAMN. that was phat ash.
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Post by Seath »

AHHHHHH
bethlehem, eminem
reek, weeks
low, know, bow
so you wanna flow at that tempo?
Here read my memo
although you made your point a while ago
do you not know that you can rhyme
with more than the last word in the line?
Why must you confine the rhyme to the right side of the page?
I don't want to whine but entwine the rhyme with more rage
I mean if you're gonna take the stage, go on a rampage
dont cage your flow to the end of the sentence tho
it makes me tense, so hence you should commence the repentance yo.
your flow it be, more like poetry
when we are really looking for an emcee
so now I feel like im an angry referee
So five in the box for Ashley

Ok now that I have that out of the way, let me say, you're gay....

..
but not in that way, don't be snappy
what I meant to say was you're real happy
you see you made fun of me
by saying that I want to be Slim Shady
And it's all gravy baby, he's got money
and that's more that we all can say about the sport we play
So fuck it Im Em, I drop a bucket of phlegm
Suck it Bethlehem! Or florida
drive your car and floor it da-
nowski, my house be, up north in Canada
We can flow for real, nothing to conceal
I'll eat you like a meal of veal.
I like to vent, I feel like I've represent
Ontario, turn on your stereo and hear me
just dont comment on my accent, I speak clearly
You can hear me, and should fear me
what's this about my words reeking?
Are you seeking a beating?
My words are nonsense get it?
non scents.. ah forget it.
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So i don't rhyme in between my rapping speech.
well how about I shine and you don't preach.
Hold up I have to scrap a memo off my shoe,
Why do I have to be angry if if its not what I'm into?
Sorry but I'm not a raging type of soul
I'm not engaging in a hate when I'm on a lyrical roll.
And please tell me when you became a member of rapping patrol?

"your gay" wow that was really good.
I think you said your a sick rapper, or was I misunderstood.
So your gonna eat me like I'm veal eh,
you think your pretty funny.
ill greet you with my heel,
and take all your money.
Let me ask you this, dose it sound like I'm seeking a beating?
You must be sipping the flask or maybe speaking and eating.
I know you didn't just say if I'm looking for a beating,
I know I must be mistaking my second glance reading.
Or maybe you ARE just a cocky bastard,
Thinking you bust phat and your the master.
If I battle you in my car Id go faster.

Is that enough rapping in between, I think Ive rhymed in so many places.
if you boxed up the style in this you'd need multiple cases.
think before you try and battle the greatest female emcee,
think before you battle the great Danowski.
Ashley Danowski

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Don't think i don't respect the beginning of you rap,
but I wont subject myself toward the last gap.
So bashing bitch's is you game, don't you think thats a little cruel?
Are you applying that kindergarten philosophy of boys rule girls drool?
you must be because your mind capability as stopped there.
Your coming up with raps that you don't need to share.
"You must of be mistake to have compared..."
Check out this little rap that have prepared.
Please show me a reference of where in my rhymes that is.
I never once felt it was right to declared it, the idea wasn't my idea it was his.
Although, I have to wonder why you put me in that class,
maybe its because your expectations for women rapping i surpass?
Thats just a guess, I don't really know.
I'm too busy playing footbag and recounting piles of dough.
Oh and once in a while I like to do this thing called kicking you ass,
If we were running a race Id win and you'd come in dead last.

By the way Seath,I hope my rap didn't scare you away,
i know my skills i display didn't decay
Show yourself and post a reply to my content,
Or dose battling me require your parents consent?
I wanna hear your response to everything I meant,
So I can spear you again like it was my own event.
Thats my intent,
I'll represent from FL,
Playing footbag in the heat cause we got many dry spells.
Ashley Danowski

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