On the way home from SJFF... I get a kiss from a stripper

[BainbridgeShred]

Oh man... Coming back from SJFF on Sunday I found a cell phone on the bus as I sat down. Since I was curious I didn't go and give it to the bus driver, and instead called the person at the number listed as "work" when I got into downtown Seattle... No one picked up... I gave a call on the work number... "Hello this is the Lusty Lady"...

Now for those who aren;t familiar with downtown Seattle, the Lusty Lady is a individual strip club where you pay some money and a stripper dances for you behind a glass screen and you sit there and erm... do you think in a little stall. On the outside of the building they are always putting things up that makes fun or current events or movies or whatever like "Come see the Erectoral College" on election week or when Inspector Gadget came out "Inspect her Gadget". You get the point.

Anyways, here I am, 16 years old, speaking to a stripper on her cell phone. I'm curious and only about 2 blocks away so I tell her I can meet her at the Lusty Lady. About 2 minutes later I'm inside one of the nastiest staples of downtown Seattle... The lighting is a purpleish black and I see guys getting out of there stalls zipping up there pants and other nasty stuff. Anyways... I go to the girl who lost her cell phones "Office" which is really just a 10 by 10 foot glass square walled off. She is wearing nothing but a very thin top and a g-string.

Let's put this into perspective, I'm 15 years old, coming home from SJFF, in a small glass cube with a stripper.

Anyways, I give her her damned cell phone and only come a way with a thankful peck on the cheek... A little anti-climatic? I thought so.

[Seath]

eeeew she touched you?!

[brian relly]

heh, Mr. 'Evangelical Christian' here.

Good job.

[Omen]

Anyways, I give her her damned cell phone and only come a way with a thankful peck on the cheek... A little anti-climatic? I thought so.

Well, at least you didnt get herpes or somthing, I'd say you "got lucky", get it.... get it?

I know that place though, I always used to drive by it on the way home from Seattle sessions. My friends and me would always be on the lookout for a retarded stripper who got lost outside and somhow ended up in my car........

Good job though dude, 15 and already pimpin strippers, whats next?

[B_Man]

That's some story! A bit late, I know, but I don't usually check this corner of modified.

Anyways, I don't get why you guys are assuming she has STDs. She's a stripper - she takes off her clothes. She doesn't have unprotected sex with a cocaine addict who just finished having murderous anal sex with her stripper twin - that's a hooker!

Strippers = good
Hookers = dirty in both ways

[mosher]

You're 15??

[Anz]

--- Anyways, here I am, 16 years old, speaking to a stripper on her cell phone. ---

--- Let's put this into perspective, I'm 15 years old, coming home from SJFF, in a small glass cube with a stripper. ---

Anyway - nice work.

[Just call me hagesy]

Hey B man

Some people come from tough backgrounds. A hooker is just another profession. You gotta do what you gotta do to make a buck.


Oh yeah
major props for that peck on the cheek. It's better than nothin.

[B_Man]

That's true. But what some people will do to make that buck...

[Moxie]

Some people come from tough backgrounds. A hooker is just another profession. You gotta do what you gotta do to make a buck.

Cop-out.

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