Woman jailed for testicle attack

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 10 Feb 2005 17:12

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/e ... 253849.stm

Published: 2005/02/10 15:13:36 GMT

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 10 Feb 2005 17:45

Kinky.

I bet every guy who read this will wince.

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 10 Feb 2005 21:42

My dear lord!

*winces*

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 10 Feb 2005 22:01

I winced at least 4 times Melissa.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 10 Feb 2005 22:31

I winced at the title and skipped to the comments.

LameR · Post by **LameR** » 11 Feb 2005 00:09

Speaking of testicles:

Tue Feb 8, 8:27 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 11 Feb 2005 07:52

Wait, so there are two Geoff's in England without balls now?

mc · Post by mc » 11 Feb 2005 09:05

"kinky"?!?!

I call nipple clamps kinky...

how about "life-alterringly horrendous"?

damn... shows just how much you can lose control of a situation when you're dealing with an unreasonable crazy person.... ah man, I hope I don't ever link up with an unreasonable crazy person... again

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Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 11 Feb 2005 09:50

I had no idea you could just yank them off . . .

Kinky is what I think when I see someone checking out at the market with lube , latex gloves, chocolate, jello, a hard hat, and some rope.

This was more along the line of crazy.

mc · Post by mc » 11 Feb 2005 10:08

Tsiangkun wrote:
a hard hat

hahahahahaha

and an 8 pack of rubber duckies

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 11 Feb 2005 10:55

8 pack of rubber duckies

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 11 Feb 2005 15:05

oh god! im in defensive mode...(y'know, when your thighs are squeezed together in a protective barrier?) and i dont know if im ever going to relax again...

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 12 Feb 2005 00:46

I think I've forever damaged footbag by starting this thread

...or at least the male dominated side of the sport.

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LittleBoy footbag · Post by **LittleBoy footbag** » 13 Feb 2005 05:30

uhhhhh......OW.
and speaking of which,

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

yeah I guess testicle amputation by hand isn't THAT violent.........

but the closest that's happened to me was when I tried to say something to an angry friend of mine and she totally kicked me in the nads......owww

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Feb 2005 13:39

Tsiangkun wrote:I think the two things that strike fear in the hearts of men are
Dentists and that sound a 12 gauge shotgun makes when a shell is racked.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Feb 2005 13:41

Tsiangkun wrote:I think the two things that strike fear in the hearts of men are
Dentists and that sound a 12 gauge shotgun makes when a shell is racked.

Perhaps you can add the sound of testicles being yanked from the scrotum.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 25 Feb 2005 14:12

ughhhhhhh

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 25 Feb 2005 19:57

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/61 ... 0768c.html

That happened about a 1/2 mile away from where I live

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 25 Feb 2005 20:33

haha, the funniest part is the last line...

"'I'd say it's more likely that it might not work very well,' she said."

mc · Post by mc » 28 Feb 2005 15:27

melissa, did you know the people?