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tom 'fucking loves footbag' mosher wrote:i fucking love footbag!

im counting how many times you say that.



the meter is at 7,892 after that last one

i quit porno cold turkey

tom told me he manipulates his genitals to The Champions League now. [/quote]
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tom told me he manipulates his genitals to The Champions League now.
I know, I turned him on to that. Who couldn't resist Honza and his adorable grin? That's right, no one.
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I just walked around for an hour looking in every nook and cranny in the blocks that surround my house hoping to find a place to shred.

I had this one spot at the hospital that was covered and dry and lit and then a security guard kicked me out.

I offered to play in front of a security camera but he wouldn't budge on the subject. What a douche, I bet he got picked on alot in school and never got over it.
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perhaps not enough hugs from mommy and daddy?

somtimes i don't understand why people have to be such jerks. i can understand you are doing your job, making sure people aren't wrecking the place, not putting them selves in situations where you will be held responsible for the outcome, and it can be frustrating, but you can go about many things in a different manner.
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Post by Paul Agostinelli »

plus, its footBAG, not footBALL, not footKETBALL, not footKICK SOMEONES ASS!

everyone loves footbag..... dont they?

and if they dont, they should!

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Post by mosher »

Kevin says:
I need to sleep.
Kevin says:
I'm have drinks tonight.
Kevin says:
That was the best sentence I have ever written.
Kevin says:
Later.

Kevin Regamey, 2005
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Paul Agostinelli wrote:plus, its footBAG, not footBALL, not footKETBALL, not footKICK SOMEONES ASS!

everyone loves footbag..... dont they?

and if they dont, they should!

~NEL~


I actually called it hacky sack when I was talking to him because I didn't give a fuck about welcoming this wad into our blissful world.

He totally harshed my mellow too.

I had just started sessioning, I was working on ducking clippers and I was totally feelin it.

The location I had was this small level piece of covered cement that was dry and well lit and next to the loading docks of the hospital.

Despite it being February 15th it's plus 2 out and raining lightly. I was so happy to find this spot because it's really close to my house. The reason I was out on my hunt was to find a 24 hour shred spot and I found a few that I can use. There are a few clean dry places to take advantage of in case I ever *need* to shred late at night.

The security guard was such a loser about it all too. He just kept repeating "Not on hospital property" as if it wasn't the same thing he had just said.

Here is a list of things I wish I had done in that situation instead of being polite like always:
- unleashed a hellfire of demons with a deathly screaming growl and scared him then called him a "fucking pussy"
- said "You are such a fucking loser!"
- started shredding and told him to eat shit and then if he got all serious on me then maybe back down or do something cool like.... a backflip into my pants and then run off

oh well, I am sure there will be lots of security guards for me to try out my flipping-off techniques on.

Oh, tonight when I was playing around in the alleys I climbed down this wall by working my way down a series of narrow ledges that were all uneven and it was totally frigging cool.

I peeked over the top of the wall when i was at the top and it was clear that a fall from there would surely mean broken legs, the path was irresistable though. I hopped up onto the wall at one end of it so that I could hoist myself down to the first ledge. I remember thinking partway through lowing myself how crazy what I was doing right there was, I was suspended above 30ish feet of nothing by just my arms. Not only that, one of my hands was only 'gripping' a crumbly old stone window sill. Whee! The climb down wasn't too hard, just a little uncomfortable because of my messed up shoulder and knee.

Yeah speaking of which.

My should is fucked up!

It hurts SO bad to move it in just this one direction. I will give it another day or two before I check in on it.

Also, I don't know if was from kicking myself shredding or what, but the muscle that sticks out at the back and on the inside of my knee is sticking out alot and it's sore.

Maybe it is for the best that I was thwarted tonight.

I did get to see alot of cool alleys however.

it is 3:30 AM, bed time.

zzzzzzZZZZZzzzZzzz
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Post by jaydee` »

hey man.
im the new kid on the block. check out my blogs. jaydees footblogs.

ive had a good read of ure blogs. nice stuff :P
its interesting to see that you would risk a fatial plunge possible pulling you out of shredding for a few months to get a good spot. lol.

well nice blogs and good progress, tom

peace, jaydee
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Post by junkyardjew »

YO! the back of your leg is sore cause i was psychically kicking you there! woah!
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Post by mosher »

Holy shit! :o

For real man?

ok, at least I know what caused it, Jared kicking me in his head.
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Paul, Andrew and Honza look so out of place without cameras.
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mosher wrote: -started shredding and told him to eat shit and then if he got all serious on me then maybe back down or do something cool like.... a backflip into my pants and then run off
That was the funniest shit I have ever heard.

Ice that knee to make the swelling go down.
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Ever wonder which meal is which when it comes out the other end? I do.

I had a dream last night where I was flexible enough to give myself head.
I know for a fact that a member of our modified community has the ability to do this, don't bother asking me who because I will never tell you.

Isn't it wierd how you can think stuff in dreams? Thats alot of dimensions your brain is juggling there.

I really like Vida. I like the concept of her being my girlfriend though I think she is kinda uneasy about the whole boyfriend/girlfriend type of sitch. She asked me last night what I was thinking and I told her that I was wondering if she was ever going to want to be my girlfriend. She asked me why and what would change. I didn't have a good answer or anything, I think I said "nothing" or something stupid.

Maybe that's just it. Maybe it's that we are already acting kinda boyfriend/girlfriend-like and I really really like it! I'd love to be able to say "That awesome girl over there is my girlfriend" all proudlike and such. I don't want to own her or control her or any of that.. shit, I don't even know what I DO want.

What would change? Nothing. Perfect.

I am blown away over and over and over again by the fact that this girl that embodies all the things I have ever wanted in a girl gets excited to see me!
Am I the luckiest boy ever? Yes.

I don't think I will mention bf/gf stuff for a while. I love what we have and I think the best call is to just let it happen.

Vida is so incredible. *swoon*
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Post by ericksonj »

I've been in situations like that before. Best to just leave them as is and let whatever happens happen naturally. It sounds like things will turn out fine either way. I'm glad you met a cool new person, even better that she likes footbag.
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Post by qphox »

mosher wrote:Kevin says:
I need to sleep.
Kevin says:
I'm have drinks tonight.
Kevin says:
That was the best sentence I have ever written.
Kevin says:
Later.

Kevin Regamey, 2005
hahahaha! I totally do not remember writing that at all. I was so out of it last night, not because of alcohol, but rather due to straight-up exhaustion. The beer just contributed to that. :wink:
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Post by LittleBoy footbag »

I just walked around for an hour looking in every nook and cranny in the blocks that surround my house hoping to find a place to shred.

I had this one spot at the hospital that was covered and dry and lit and then a security guard kicked me out.

I offered to play in front of a security camera but he wouldn't budge on the subject. What a douche, I bet he got picked on alot in school and never got over it.

yeah......people are jack offs like that..... as far as THIS is concerned:
Ever wonder which meal is which when it comes out the other end? I do.

I had a dream last night where I was flexible enough to give myself head.
I know for a fact that a member of our modified community has the ability to do this, don't bother asking me who because I will never tell you.

I've been able to do that since I was in 7th grade....I didn't know what to do though but I've actually reached it like, nearly everytime i went to visit....anyways, as far as Vida is concerned, it's cool that you guys are boyfriend/girlfriend.......uhhhh if it's alrady LIKE boyfriend and girlfriend, I guess it's unofficially official....that's all I can say for that..........



anyways, i edited this three times just to get myself out of possible hock.
Last edited by LittleBoy footbag on 16 Feb 2005 18:27, edited 3 times in total.
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I'm both utterly disgusted and strangely aroused by that. :oops:
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omfg
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Post by Darkshredder »

^ ^ only in tom's blog could this happen and someone won't be like, "EW Why is this in a footblog!? It has nothing to do with footbag!"

Well we all know it DOES have to do with footbag. Obviously. So carry on. And I'm laughing out loud or something. Laughing at the situation on this blog. . not at the self-head-age.

Aside to Tom: you stitch right? PM me if you can hook me up with one when or if you come by march 6th for the philly jam.
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Wow, I just read this whole last page and I don't know what to say...
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