Melissa.......

dazza · Post by **dazza** » 01 Mar 2005 18:23

but the footbag dream post and all the i-cheat-on-ripcast
was pure brilliance

you rock and i love reading your blog !

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 01 Mar 2005 23:07

See you in Edmonton!

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 02 Mar 2005 03:17

Wow. Another night where I can't sleep. I dunno what the matter with me is.

In 7 hours and 40 miuntes I'm going to have photoshop.

Blah for dinner i had the most nasty ceral. Grape nuts. BLAH! Serouisly, it was like rabbit food or something. But I couldn't throw it out becuse my sister very werid about wasteing food so I had to eat it. My mouth is still recovering from that cruel and unusal punishment. and this is coming from a girl who used to drink out of puddles.

I sewed up my shred shorts so now they looked hardcore. Yeah, i;m a hardcore shredder who rips their pants when I shred!No! never. The shorts didn't get caught on the door handle and ripped. It was from a hardcore nemies:roll: Rawwwr! Or something to that effect I don't really know. I lost direction. It's over.

So today I watched American pie with guys and wow. Thats all i got is wow. They like forgot that girls were in the room and started fantasizing about it.... espically during the lesbian action. It was kinda funny to watch but yet at the same time it disturb me to my very core.

Today, I had to go see my "home" teacher and discuss (and when I mean discuss she tells me everything i'm doing worng) my progress (and when I mean progress, It's my progress on this fucked up subjective table that doesn't take into account other factors.). So I had to wear a dress and high heels. I was amazing that I didn't fall over in thoese bitches. Prasie the person who said "Hell lets wear boots and pants."

Ahh, my parents are leaving again at 5 that means a snow day for melissa tomorrow. Who cares that it hasn't snowed for a week? This is making up for that one school day that we didn't get. On my way to school i saw public buses getting stucked. Shouldn't that have sent the school borad a message? I proably hop on in school during lunch. Nobody would know i skiped the first four classes. My plan is unbreakable. Flawless. Perfecct. Unless the bastards take attendence in homeroom. Then if that happens i'm pretty much fucked.

WTF?!?! 10 hours now for my photoshop download. Uncool. If it isn't download by the time i wake up.... there nothing i can do about. Expect to be pissed off and don't think that I won't. Becuase it be on. It be on like donkey kong, Biotoch! And again I lost direction.

I need sleep.

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 02 Mar 2005 08:17

what are you downloading with? you should try bittorrent, because it goes REALLY fast! or do you have dialup?

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 02 Mar 2005 12:22

I have DSL. I tried bitorrent but I couldn't figuer out where all the song files were. I didn't try that hard but yeah.

footbinc · Post by **footbinc** » 02 Mar 2005 13:04

pay for software

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 02 Mar 2005 13:55

and if you don't want to pay for software - go open source. "the gimp" is a not too bad photoshop style program you can download for free.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 02 Mar 2005 14:01

I agree. At night before I went to sleep I was thinking it was really cool and I was excited to use it but I was feeling really bad when I was opening it. I mean even taking a song is stealing but this felt more like stealing. Anyways to make a long story short. I deleted it. Whatever, I download that thing Jared was talking about.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 04 Mar 2005 03:52

Another night where I can't sleep. Deju vu? I think so DUN DUN DUN DUUUN.

These post always seem funnier (at least to me) when I'm tired.

Well, I'm all kinds of grounded right now. My parents kind of found out about me skipping school. Damn teachers calling my parents. So, my bag and shoes have been taken away.

I think I might of have a chance to keep my bags/shoes and just have my cell and pda taken away if I wouldn't have told them to go to hell. Parents don't like that for some reason. I can't see why.

When I grow up, like I said before, My kids are going to hate me. I'm going to embrass they shit out of them to get my laughs around the water cooler.

Without my pda I have no idea what class I'm suppose to be in tomorrow (thats very sad by the way). I guess I just going to have to go by good faith and plain old guessing.

During my rest period - thats what I'm calling me being grounded, it sounds more postive because I like to be postive - I'm going to start making bags again. I used to make them alot. I got pretty good too but hey I been lazy. Now that i have nothing to do I'm going to start up again.

This time I'm going to use floss as string. The Tom Mosher does it so it must be a good idea. I wonder if mint floss will work better than the other tasting floss. I hate flossing btw but I don't want a cavitat so I floss. You know only like 20% of adults floss everyday like you suppose to. I know alot of random facts because I'm cool like that.

I got a new pair of vans today. There pretty. I'm going to keep them frickin clean in till I don't give a shit any more! Here a picture:

Not shredable at all but I'm not going to shred in them so it doesn't matter.

I'm trying to get a video cam to record some strings but the one I was going to use from my school wouldn't let me. I'm not in "good enough standing": WTF? I'm getting all A's. I'm on the frickin' honor roll, yo. I went to the dumb drugs/sex ed. class. Not only did I go to al the classes which most people didn't, I did my damn homework! There was the unforante basketball fisaco (During lunch break me and my friends were board so we played basketball in the halls. Mr Jones room was the hoop. He didn't like that too much. But whatever since my team tottaly owned the light jacket team.) that we all regert deeply. But besides that I should be trusted. Maybe I get in trouable too much. I tend to make jokes and talk with out thinking them through and that tends to get people - espically teachers - upset at me.

Sublime such a chill band. I love 'em.

I think I'm tired now. I don't know whats worng with me. Maybe I need meds. or something But i don't like taking pills because they just tend to fuck me up more. Espically after I been on riddlen for a long time.

Am I even making any sense?

Yeah thats all I got.

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 18 Mar 2005 04:49

Today I hit your mom.

for real.

Thank you and good night

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 18 Mar 2005 05:37

sublime is a way chill band " if i was a roch in a tree tell me would you smoke me? umm mm" and what is the jobs for your mom again? maybe ill try to hit it to night so i can be as cool as you.

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 18 Mar 2005 10:49

that's impossible. nobody is as cool as melissa.

james · Post by **james** » 20 Mar 2005 09:33

Toe>>op-out [dex]> no plant while [bod]>op-out [dex][xdex]>same-out [dex]>op clip [del][xbod]
7 adds of milfness

HG · Post by HG » 20 Mar 2005 10:18

you ACTUALLY hit your mom?

i dont believe you.

LittleBoy footbag · Post by **LittleBoy footbag** » 20 Mar 2005 10:48

meh.......from the looks of her styles and her progression in footbag, I'd buy it. Props in advance and if it's the or whatever, props on WHAT you hit.

HG · Post by HG » 20 Mar 2005 10:55

its a 7 add trick. And i didnt know she could double down, or symp double down, or put an atomic in front of a symp double down.

david · Post by **david** » 20 Mar 2005 11:28

i think it was a joke, i dont know any girl who can hit fusion (the non-symp version).

footjoe · Post by **footjoe** » 20 Mar 2005 11:35

are you being prejedice cute nose against girls? , i think it was a joke also but that would be really sik , and see you in edmonton you can hit "me" there. That would be a cool trick name "me" it should be miraging eclipse , m-e get it oops i should stop talking bye

LittleBoy footbag · Post by **LittleBoy footbag** » 20 Mar 2005 11:45

oh yeah i guess if you hit the other tricks before oyu even included them in strings, you'd go crazy and post it on your blog. I would.......................................she's been schooling behing out backs!

lightningbolt · Post by **lightningbolt** » 20 Mar 2005 16:42

Yeah it was a joke.... I just like the name.... I thought everybody kinda would that since it's 7 add and all. I would have responded back sooner but I never could get into the footbag section.

Funny no?

Not funny?

okay moving on.....