Mosher's Footblog

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 04 Mar 2005 10:30

I have alot to tell you about from yesterday but I don't have time now, I will tackle later on. Here are the topics though:

- Big KFM turnout at the club meeting!
- The Return of Liane (she's SO two months ago

)
- Derrick can double down already. (both sides)
- Went to an artrock show, all of kingstons hipsters turned out.
- Shredding in pants BLOWS PEOPLES MINDS
- I watched Humans VS Machines wrestle last night, I am serious.
- I am stinky and I need a shower before class
- That wasn't something that happened last night
- Neither was that, or this.

I will give details later, Jared and I had a big circle going at the show for a while after the band was done.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 06 Mar 2005 01:29

...........running start........... one-two-three VENT!

Yayyy life!

Let me quickly cover the things I mentioned happening the other night.
- Liane came to the club meeting, but it wasn't exciting. I think she just came out as a token thing, like.. like now she doesn't have to again because she finally did.

Go away man.
- Derrick can hit ripstein, I have seen him do it.
- I watched an omish dude wrestle a fax machine (he won), a chick wrestle a VCR (it won, obviously), a chick wrestle a vaccuum (don't remember the outcome) and ... uhhh... I don't remember. But I do know that I missed the finally of the omish dude wrestling a washing machine. Oh, and they were all plugged in!

I made a little animation today, I will host it ASAP and post a link to it.

Aw hell.. I will do it now.. ughghgh

OK, it is uploading to .org.

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It says TOM + VIDA if you can't see it.

On that topic, let me wax.

I am so damn confused!

When we hang out it's so great and joy abounds and everything is amazing. Sometimes on MSN I feel like she hates me and like I'm an obsessed dorkass loser. I know she doesn't though. I think she's pretty confident I am going to turn out like all the sleezeballs she has ever met and fuck her over in some way.

Check this out - I have NEVER cheated on a girl! hah! Swearsies!

I am so hopelessly mongamous. It fucking enrages me when I continually get labelled as a slut player or something. I don't think Vida trusts me at all because she essentially *expects* me to be a sack of shit that can't be trusted.

Is it not possible that some boys are actually nice and trustworthy?

Fuck, I figured I make for a pretty good catch.
Get this though, every girlfriend I have ever had cheated on me!

FUUUUUCK!

I hate girls!

FUCK THEM ALL!

They all think I am a whore and as a result I never get laid.

YEAH THIS IS HOW I AM FELLING --- >>>

!!!!

I am rolling my fucking eyes at how stupid and absurd life is!!!

And yes, I *COULD* go around fucking lots of girls, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. Want to know why? Because I really like this one girl and I think it might hurt her feelings if I hugged her goodnight and then went and fucked some other girl.

But get this! She told me not to let her get in my way of sleeping around. Hahah, yeah, she is really cramping my style. Normally I spend all my time finding bitches and fucking them and then never calling them again.

I AM SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL I DO IS SIT IN MY ROOM ALONE SMOKING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!! I am going to go play Vice City I need to kill SO many people right now or I will explode.

And by "play Vice City" I of course mean "go pick up lots of girls and have sex with them and somehow manage to juggle them behind everyones back while still being on modified 23/24 hours a day and going to school now and then"

Actually no, I am going to vent more.

I fucking hate this blog.

It is so open to interpretation that I think in the end people wind up with vastly varied impressions of the shit I say.

I guess I should pay more attention to the way I present the goods in here. That way I will have less akward splainin to do.

Also, I would much rather people form their opinions of me from DIRECT CONTACT not via some stupid thread in a footbag forum where I talk about stupid shit all day.

Fuck, I hate life and every single person.

So bad.

Fuck you.

Fuck me too!

I am one of the worst in my eyes!!! I would at the same time be my best friend and worst enemy.

I can't stand myself.

Here is a list of things I hate about myself:
- I am SO annoying because of my ADD
- I stutter sometimes
- I smoke too much weed
- I am chubby, I used to get picked on so bad
- I am too loud
- I am very obsessive
- I can't keep to a schedule
- I can't read very fluidly
- I break everything
- I miss opportunities
- I don't do my schoolwork and I am a failure
- I am a massive financial fuck up and I don't know how I will survive at life with my economic ideaologies.

Why am I listing things I hate about me? No one will accuse me of being arrogant then right? I hate that one too, people call me arrogant when I am being confident. Or they call me a show off when I do fun stunts instead of being a boring lazy slob that sits around doing nothing.

I hate how binary my life is. I am either completely shy and introverted or the life of the party and the mayor of Socialcity. I either have no friends at all or I am flooded with popularity.

And even at that flooded end of the spectrum it stil sucks because then I am not confident I am 'arrogant' or something.

Fuck you all.

I hate humans.

I bet you're one of them.

This whole post meant nothing. Don't reply to it.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 06 Mar 2005 07:19

Don't worry Tom I still love you!

...wait you said don't reply...
Uh.... don't kill me?

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 06 Mar 2005 08:27

Johnny wrote:Don't worry Tom I still love you!
...wait you said don't reply...
Uh.... don't kill me?

Don't worry Johnny, SuperBAP members (especially a first waver like yourself) are allowed to post in my blog.

Also, you're Johhny Suderman, you could take a poop in my blog and I'd still like you.
Come to Kingston Johnny.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 06 Mar 2005 08:35

mosher wrote: you could take a poop in my blog and I'd still like you.
Come to Kingston Johnny.

I always knew there was a reason for that emoticon. It always looked so odd, but now so fitting.

Anyway, it sounds like I'll be going to TO for a day or two for the end of march break.. Why don't you shred there? Or I suppose you -could- wait for me to go to Kingston but that might be a while. How often do you shred with Seath and everyone?

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 06 Mar 2005 19:21

Pooping emoticon, so hot right now.

Ogden 09/04 · Post by **Ogden 09/04** » 06 Mar 2005 21:27

Your not chubby Tom

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 06 Mar 2005 21:34

vice city is the worst thing to happen to tom..ever.. look at all this agression it's releasing, i'm concerned.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 06 Mar 2005 22:25

Seath wrote:vice city is the worst thing to happen to tom..ever.. look at all this agression it's releasing, i'm concerned.

My fucking bodycount is beyond belief!!!!

You wouldn't believe the way I mow crowds down with the squeeze of my uzi. I love drive-by's on any kind of afternoon.

Vice City lets me live out all my fantasies.. well.. some of them. So far there is a big lack in Jello.

I sure hope my facile comes tomorrow!!

Guess what!! VIDA IS COMING HOME ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rejoice!

Ring the village bell!!!

Maybe I should prepare a welcoming basket of sorts. Maybe just a welcoming bowl.

I am sleepy, I have class early tomorrow morning and I want to be crisp and on time, perhaps even fed!

Night night modified.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 08 Mar 2005 08:53

Here is my horoscope for today:

Lucky you - today you write your own ticket on the work and love fronts. Your pioneering idea becomes the passport to a special opporunity. Fun is the road to travel to meet up with Femme Fortune.

Vida comes home today.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 08 Mar 2005 12:13

My facile came today!!!

I LOOOOVE LIFE!

Really alot!

There are so many things I am happy about right now.

LittleBoy footbag · Post by **LittleBoy footbag** » 08 Mar 2005 12:18

Maybe I should prepare a welcoming basket of sorts. Maybe just a welcoming bowl. Wink

psh forget that. how about a welcoming bag? if you can pump one out in a couple hours.

vanderwax · Post by **vanderwax** » 08 Mar 2005 21:56

hey tom! i am glad that you are very ahppy man... i just wanted to say thanks for selling me thatsa awesome footbag when youy came down here. it is really really good and i named it 'progress'. every new footbag trick i hit i owe to you.

take care my kingston neighbour.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 09 Mar 2005 00:55

I surprised Vida at the airport today when her plane arrived!

I like that girl SO much!

We only got to hang out for a second but it was enough to remind me what it feels like when she's around.

I finally finished the crushed panne 32 today. Meh.. it looks pretty good I guess.

I am afraid of the material running and ruining the bag. CP is so delicate and there is very little room for error when making a 32 with it since the panels are so little.

However, at the other end of the spectrum is the heavenly facile.

I stabbed up a 32 using my new material.
This bag is a tribute to Pepper (RIP), it is a bright blue and flash red bag.

I took some pictures but I am feeling lazy (and very sleepy) right now, I will post them in the new bags thread tomorrow.

Today kicked so much ass.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 09 Mar 2005 11:10

http://www.footbag.org/media/344/tom%20-%20skater.wmv

I used to be a skater.

zachatree · Post by **zachatree** » 09 Mar 2005 17:54

i used to skate too

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 10 Mar 2005 20:49

oooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my feelings hurt.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 13 Mar 2005 13:09

I JUST ATE FOUR EGGS (over easy) FIVE SAUSAGES, TWO PIECES OF TOAST, A GLASS OF MILK AND A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE AND I THINK I AM GOING TO EXXXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDE!

I feel bad, I made 6 sausages and I really can't stomache the last one.

I have been watching the old RCS videos alot lately, I think I really want to play like Ricky Moran. Well.. not 'just like Ricky', I would would like to have more of his influence in my game.

I want to be a spinner so bad. I have all but lost any progress I made on my spinning a month ago when I was working on them. I have been working on other things, I should really start investing more time into spins, there are so many things you can do with them.

I saw Constantine last night with Vida and her housemate Geoff.
It was a really good movie, I recomend it.

After the movie Vida and I had the most awesome midnight footbag session under the lights of her street. It was SOOO fun!! I was really really happy to finally be out playing footbag with Vida. I can't possibly describe how overwhelmingly exciting it was to see her try something and then enthusiastically try it again and again. She has great determination and she isn't afraid to ask for advice, that's a really good attitude I think.
I tried my best to be helpful and patient without being pushy or strict, I think I pulled it off.

It's so easy to be nice to Vida.

I have been having so much fun hanging out with Vida lately. She is so consistently the best part of my day! She gives me butterflies all the time and I feel like I'm gonna puke with excitement everytime I see her. I can't even believe the brutally intense emotions she makes me feel!

I found out this morning my friends dog got hit by a car, I am going to go stab him a cute 4-panel to cuddle with.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 13 Mar 2005 13:16

I tootally forgot to mention but we found out yesterday that Vida's neighbors are hacky sackers!

We are going to recruit them asap.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 13 Mar 2005 13:23

Oh yeah!!
AAANNND

Greg Raymond is moving to Kingston I heard!
There will be a sick guiltless shredder here!

I am so excited for there to be someone better than me here!