"Thiller" or "Beat It"?

footjoe · Post by **footjoe** » 14 Mar 2005 18:21

I really feel bad for micheal jackson i dont think he ever sexually asualted anyone and i think the whole think is a money scam .

full nelson · Post by **full nelson** » 14 Mar 2005 18:36

I heard on the radio that the boy admitted that Jackson didn't do anything.

MJ rules. Thriller, Off the Wall and Bad are some frickin sweet albums. This is all very unfortunate.

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 14 Mar 2005 19:46

The bottom line is would you let your children go play at his house. I sure as hell wouldnt want to be there my self and definantly not my kids.

...I do like thriller

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 15 Mar 2005 06:58

i think MJ got a 'thriller' when he made the kid 'beat it'
yeah. i think he is guilty.

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 15 Mar 2005 09:33

Peter Bowler with the open mind as always.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 15 Mar 2005 09:35

come on...im not saying he definitely did it. i could be proven wrong. everyone else has lodged their opinion about whether or not they think he did it. perhaps you are just biased against me, qphox

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 15 Mar 2005 10:50

What did the lady say to MJ on the beach?

Could you please get out of my son!

How do you know it is time for bed at Neverland?

The big hand is on the little hand.

muhahahahahahaha

--Too funny not to share.

HG · Post by HG » 15 Mar 2005 14:02

Whats the difference between acne and michael jackson?

Acne waits until you are 12 years old to come on your face.

What do McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both put 40 year old meat in 2 year old buns

-i dont know if he did it or not, these jokes are kind of funny

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 16 Mar 2005 19:37

What does a clothing store and MJ's house have in common?
All the young boys clothes are half off.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
Little Boy Blew.

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
Because there are twenty of them.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 16 Mar 2005 22:50

peanutbuterboy wrote:
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
Because there are twenty of them.

Shit, that one was good.

I was listening to a hip-hop CD Tu made me the other day, and there`s a slow-jam song which had this lyric, which had me in stitches:

`Shes got a light skinned friend, who looks like Michael Jackson. And shes got a dark skinned friend, who looks like Michael Jackson.`

I was like:

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peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 17 Mar 2005 06:47

There is a song called Pizza Day by the Aquabats (SKA) and at the end they say this in a joking voice:
"Best day of the week...
says Michael Jackson of Encino, CA.
When he's not at his little theme park
he's eatin' pizza with the kids.
Oh boy, moonwalker's back!
Have a slice, buddy.
Take off your glove first,
you'll enjoy it more"

I always find it funny

crazydwarf · Post by **crazydwarf** » 17 Mar 2005 15:01

the Aquabats (SKA)

S-K-A Yeah!

Sorry I had too, but as for mike, I think he can dance like mad, and it seems all too likely that someone would sue him just for the money...

HG · Post by HG » 19 Mar 2005 14:22

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 19 Mar 2005 16:47

Damn...thats pretty low my friend. I have a pal who has no arm...

HG · Post by HG » 19 Mar 2005 16:56

I'm expressing my feelings on the TOPIC by using PREMADE pictures

(raises pistols and shoots in the air) GO TEXAS

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 19 Mar 2005 18:08

i like texas....at least its a helluva lot more distinctive than WISCONSIN!!!

HG · Post by HG » 19 Mar 2005 18:12

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 19 Mar 2005 18:17

This one is my favourite:
(disclaimer: I have no idea if michael Jackson touched little boys, and frankly that's none of my business BUT the jokes are funny)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon............ but Michael Jackson fucked little boys.

(cuz you thought i'd say he moon walks....k im done)

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 07 Apr 2005 13:56

By Dan Whitcomb and Alexandria Sage

SANTA MARIA, Calif. (Reuters) - Michael Jackson had oral sex with a boy at his Neverland Valley Ranch more than 10 years ago, a former security guard said on Thursday, in the most sensational testimony yet in the singer's child sex-abuse trial.

Ralph Chacon, who worked at Neverland from 1991 to 1994 and lost a wrongful-termination suit against the singer, named the boy as the one who reached an out-of-court settlement with Jackson in 1993 for a reported $23 million dollars. Jackson was never criminally charged in that case.

Chacon told the jury he heard Jackson and the boy, who was 9 or 10 years old, in the shower late one night in 1993 and later saw Jackson caressing the boy's hair, kissing him on the face and sucking his nipples.

"He put the little boy's penis in his mouth," Chacon said.

"Did you actually see that?" prosecutor Tom Sneddon asked.

"Yes," Chacon replied, adding that Jackson's kisses were "very passionate" and that the singer's hands were "all over" the boy's body.

Jackson's mother, Katherine, and one of his brothers left the courtroom during the graphic testimony.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... ID=8119024

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 07 Apr 2005 20:36

Alot of people judge him on his appearance, and that's not right. The fact that he had another sexual assault case aganist him could only mean that people are using the same tactic (and people will believe it more because it's the second time he's been accused) to get money from a rich generous guy.

On the other hand, other reports and especially that documentary showed that he definitely is weird. Holding hands with little kids and sleeping ni the same bed...from his own mouth! Maybe he's crazy, maybe his childhood was fucked up and it makes him want sex with boys, or maybe it makes him want to spread love and happiness by sleeping with him like he says.

Bottom line: We can't judge, we're not the jury, we don't hear all the evidence...keep an open mind..or at least state your "opinion" and back up why.

Peace
Tom