Super Seaths Shreddin Spectacle of Stupendous Stunts & S

vanderwax · Post by **vanderwax** » 08 Mar 2005 21:54

ryan! you are my faveourtist footbagger in the world. you are an inspiration to footbAGgers all over ottawa. really man, you are quite good and i hope to, one day, be 1/5 as talented as youare.

shred soon man, mat wants to meet up on friday and i said you would be down

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 13 Mar 2005 17:54

I quit pot as of that last huge chocolate flavoured blunt i smoked last night

vanderwax · Post by **vanderwax** » 13 Mar 2005 20:14

Seath wrote:I quit pot as of that last huge chocolate flavoured blunt i smoked last night

what about the vanilla one?
PS. good luck, but I think you will fail... Just like how you are failing in life right now, failure.

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 13 Mar 2005 21:55

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 14 Mar 2005 15:14

ah man, i know how tough that is. on saturday i was over at tom's saying shit like "i want to smoke the last of my pot so i don't smoke anymore till wednesday (after an exam)". And where am I on monday afternoon? frantically searching for that last pinch of shake i know i have somewhere... fuck. good luck dude.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 14 Mar 2005 15:35

vanderwax wrote:
what about the vanilla one?
PS. good luck, but I think you will fail... Just like how you are failing in life right now, failure.

Shut up you scruffy bastard, oh and was it the vanilla one you rolled? cuz it ran like a track and field captain.

vanderwax · Post by **vanderwax** » 14 Mar 2005 15:40

Whatever. You aren't even good at footbag and your 'dress up' was completely lame. If you want some style you should take a look at yours truly, ass.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 14 Mar 2005 18:12

junkyardjew wrote:ah man, i know how tough that is. on saturday i was over at tom's saying shit like "i want to smoke the last of my pot so i don't smoke anymore till wednesday (after an exam)". And where am I on monday afternoon? frantically searching for that last pinch of shake i know i have somewhere... fuck. good luck dude.

Wait, is that the pinch of shake that I gave to you saying "I know you just said you want to smoke the rest, but you will surely want this later"(or something)?

hahah, I so called it.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Mar 2005 18:52

Tomorrow is one week no pot, eeeeeeasy.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Mar 2005 19:16

So this is my blog. I feel like writing..

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phooooooooooone

I have no footbags

I AM FOOTBAGLESS THAT EVIL NO GOOD AWFUL DISGUSTING MEDIOCRE EXCUSE FOR A SHREDDER DAN WAX STOLE MY LAST SHITTY ASS MR. SANDMAN of course it was mostlikely accidentally, he pocketed it after we left the bar on st. Patty's day.

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

I got super sad and hurt after a phone call i received today. I don't want to get into any detail on that here, we'll just say it was from a girl from my not so distant past. All I wanted to do was shred just to convert that hurt i felt into fuel to shred, so I change into shorts, don a T (not like ello) and throw my lavers on. I sit down and stretch for a bit then get up and check my room for my bag,

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

i know I only had one shitty sandman because I unfortunately misplaced my sweeeeet 32, i'll get to how that happened in a sec. But first:

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

I was drinkin at a pal's place and Dan and I were just doing some barefoot shred, I tried to seal a triple atw but i kicked the bag accidentally into an unknown direction and just like that my bag disapeared. I believe I may have actually reached blinding speed with my dexing to actually land tatw and when the dexing leg hit the bag it propelled it with enough force to lodge it in another dimension because for the next 20 minutes 4 of us searched his room for this damned bag and it could not be found.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

So I've come to terms with the lack of 32's in my life and I am now working towards getting Ellis to sell me another one. I also ordered 10 more mr sandmans from freedomfootbags.com today because the snow is melting in Ottawa!!!! (SO FUCKING COME HERE AND SHRED WITH THE CCFC DAMMIT) And as the snow melts the hacky slackers come out and I'll need lots of bags to help em get addicted to footbag.

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

oh ya, so i got allr eady for shred today all stretched out and everything and that is when I realized I had no bag, thanks alot stupid dan wax. I hate him so much.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

I so greatly desire to frolic in the summers air. This winter bullshit and I just don't see eye to eye anymore. It's time for one of us to leave before we start throwing haymakers, I'm so fed up with this shit i melted my gt snowracer and smashed my showshoes in a fit of veracious anger and intensity and I think i actually scared away winter. That'll show the bastard not to fuck around Ottawa, I swear, I see him one more time im going to stab him with my ski poles.

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob

Raffi - Banana Phone
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bananaphone.html

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 18 Mar 2005 20:19

I believe in you Ryan.

1

fidottio · Post by **fidottio** » 18 Mar 2005 20:21

2 O_o

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Mar 2005 20:24

2? 1? enough of this tomfoolery!

fidottio · Post by **fidottio** » 18 Mar 2005 20:27

Ryan your blog is so interesti.. 2!

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Mar 2005 20:42

....why does it hurt like this? I knew this was happening. This isn't fair.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 18 Mar 2005 21:48

The New Seath has emerged.

Footbag is the shit

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 19 Mar 2005 04:18

Seath wrote: Footbag is the shit

I second that

ptaku · Post by **ptaku** » 19 Mar 2005 04:32

Seath wrote:Footbag is the shit

In positive or negative meaning? If negatvie then...

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

qphox · Post by **qphox** » 19 Mar 2005 05:36

Negative:

Footbag is shit.

Positive:

Footbag is the shit.

vanderwax · Post by **vanderwax** » 19 Mar 2005 07:00

Hey dork, I don't think I have your footbag although I do have your spiced Rum.

I will look anyways, and if I find it I will most likely burn it as a symbol of my hatred for you.

Shred soon, anytime after Tuesday when I get some school downtime.