Detox for Jobs

HackingGanesh · Post by **HackingGanesh** » 22 Mar 2005 13:57

I have job interviews coming up, and I'm wondering what the best way to detox your system is for drug tests. Please people with experience give advice, its pretty important.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 22 Mar 2005 13:59

i've heard that if you drink a huge amount of liquor, drugs are less likely to show up on a test. i dont know why that would work, or if it does at all, but ONE person i know told me this worked for her.

pill · Post by **pill** » 22 Mar 2005 15:59

a friend of mine drank a ton of cranberry juice and it orked for him pretty well. he was a pretty regular smoker and they only came up with faint traces.

shredj · Post by **shredj** » 22 Mar 2005 16:21

drink lots of juices (cranberry works well) and exercise alot. thc is fat soluable and in your fat cells so u burn fat u burn off thc. also if your not sure you will pass the test fill a visine bottle with bleach and put a few drops of bleach in your piss cup and you will pass

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 22 Mar 2005 16:29

First and foremost, drinking liquids (Namely water) should only be started a few hours before the test. All drinking water does is dilute your urine teomporarily, not clean THC off your metabolites.

Also try to get your hands on some prescription diuretic lasix, my friend swears by the sutff and claims to have smoked 5 hours before the test but still passed.

Some more basic things, excersize A LOT. Excersizing burns metabolites, which is where THC is stored. Also, don't give the first or last stream of piss when you go into the cup, those are usually the ones with the most metabolites.

Good luck man, it'll be sad if you get turned down and end up another casualite of the drug war.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 22 Mar 2005 17:18

slapdash21 wrote:i've heard that if you drink a huge amount of liquor, drugs are less likely to show up on a test.

I`ve heard that if you drink a huge amount of liquor, you are less likely to show up for a drug test.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 22 Mar 2005 17:26

maybe thats how it works...

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 22 Mar 2005 17:29

Get yourself a condom, a clean friends sample, some saran wrap . . .

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 22 Mar 2005 18:14

i read a book by abbey hoffman (of "steal this book" fame) called "steal this urine test". now, it was mainly about advocacy against urine testing, but there was a section on beating urine tests. the problem is that different tests work different ways. the bleach method works by changing the pH of your urine so that the tests don't work properly, but some tests compensate for that now. what i'd do is buy a commercial urine-test beating product (if you really want this job... i wouldn't want to work anywhere they were urine testing me though...). you can buy them off the net and i'm sure they do rush delivery...

HackingGanesh · Post by **HackingGanesh** » 22 Mar 2005 23:51

Dan, I found this online:

http://www.gomedicine.com/drugs-online/lasix.html

Is that the same stuff? Just pop some pills before the test?

I'm going to be excercising plenty and the cranberry juice i've heard from many people. Thanks for the advice guys.