I missed the action! How did this all start?

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 28 Mar 2005 10:55

Okay, lets say he's Ron Jermy. It still leaves questions like how did he get the opportunity to show her his dong? You can't just walk up to a hottie and whip out your shlong. Well I guess you could but I don't think it works like that. He's gotta be able to spit some kinda game to get her in bed first.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 28 Mar 2005 11:04

The guy could also have street cred, or a reputation already established.

I knew a guy in college who was a real dork, dressed dorky, talked dorky, the whole bit. He wasn't attaractive at all.

But he had a reputation as a big time MJ dealer.

So he compensated with a reputation for being a bad ass, even though he wasn't.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 28 Mar 2005 11:14

Aaaahhhhhhh......I didn't think about that. That could be true but how did he get recognition outside of his gaming crew. He seemed like the kinda guy that doesn't do anything but play RPGs, and if he's not playing he's studying to play. Seriously, this guy was like the comic shop guy on the Simpsons. I'm gettin kinda jealous (sp?) thinkin about it. I think I have a pretty hot girl but his was like ten times the hotness. Grrrr, ugly gamer dude gets hotter girl than me.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 28 Mar 2005 13:21

hey, just how big is ron jeremy's wang? i have heard its huge, but does that mean he HAS to have been a porn star? im sure that are guys in other professions with wangs just as big, who didnt want to become porn stars. basically, im saying that its nurture over nature...he didnt have to become a porn star just because he has a huge cock.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 28 Mar 2005 13:22

i cant believe you guys are talking about this.. but good call on the RPers being in touch with their feelins

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 28 Mar 2005 13:28

slapdash21 wrote:hey, just how big is ron jeremy's wang? i have heard its huge, but does that mean he HAS to have been a porn star? im sure that are guys in other professions with wangs just as big, who didnt want to become porn stars. basically, im saying that its nurture over nature...he didnt have to become a porn star just because he has a huge cock.

I'm pretty sure Ron Jeremy was a kindergarden teacher before he went to porn. He told the story of how he came into porn on that Surreal Life show. The guy with the biggest member in the US (maybe world) doesn't do porn. He's been offered alot of money to be in porn but he just won't do it. That's sad considering he still lives with his mom. I read it in Rolling Stone a couple of years ago.

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 28 Mar 2005 13:35

Ron Jeremy's wang isn't extraordinarily large. He's just very skilled with it! It's not necessarily a matter of size, 'cause lots of guys have big dicks. It's all about control and the ability to get it up on command and KEEP it up. Guys with huge cocks make freak-porn, but that's only a small subset of porn... as long as you're fairly well hung (and really, even if you're not) you can be a porn star - you just probably won't make as much money. Not that guys make that much money in porn anymore anyway...

Man, i can't believe i just wrote this post. fuck it. i'll post it anyway, even if it reveals that I am perhaps a little to familiar with porn and industry lore...

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 28 Mar 2005 13:40

junkyardjew wrote:Ron Jeremy's wang isn't extraordinarily large. He's just very skilled with it! It's not necessarily a matter of size, 'cause lots of guys have big dicks. It's all about control and the ability to get it up on command and KEEP it up. Guys with huge cocks make freak-porn, but that's only a small subset of porn... as long as you're fairly well hung (and really, even if you're not) you can be a porn star - you just probably won't make as much money. Not that guys make that much money in porn anymore anyway...

Man, i can't believe i just wrote this post. fuck it. i'll post it anyway, even if it reveals that I am perhaps a little to familiar with porn and industry lore...

hm, this is all really interesting. but yeah, i guess i do recognize that this is all true...it seems like if you are willing to do porn, it doesnt matter what you are like, someone will pay for your specific body type. like one time on tv they had this segment of porn entitled "itty-bitty-titties." i only watched it long enough to stop laughing. it was crazy.

Seath · Post by **Seath** » 28 Mar 2005 15:50

How the fuck did this post turn into this? haha....

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 28 Mar 2005 22:25

I just wanted to second one of Sam C's original posts in this thread, which I might add, had turned into something very stupid and somewhat demeaning.

I have created my own niche inthe footbag community and have made several thousand dollars from the sport. it is clear to me that the sport of Footbag is ever-increasing in popularity and will continue to do so. This makes me happy. Im very sad that old-schoolers such as Wicked are disappointed that this sport has not brought fame and fortune to its players. When this happens, I think most of the fun will have left the sport and corporate dictatorships will rule in its stead. I have decided hat Wicked was not "wrong," just displaying misplaced negative emotion. Please dont leave this game Eric.

Also, I really like the footbag community, but seriously Delakong, you he tuned this thread into something not worthy of this forum. AND you demean the female members of this forum without even knowing it. It hurts us all. I am simply speaking from the perspective of a shredder that lives with a woman who reads this forum and truly is offended each and every day by a senseless post made by a male shredder.

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 29 Mar 2005 00:08

I don't know where eric gets the idea footbag is gay from, it's just a bunch of guys talking about male porn stars . . .

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 29 Mar 2005 07:02

Hey, if I can't be straight AND talk about other men, then i guess i don't want to be straight.

also, jeremy man, relax. is this really offending you that much? are we demeaning people? objectifying maybe, but I think we're being pretty even handed in our objectification. if we were to move this discussion from kicking circle to "discussion" would you feel better? people have to understand that a thread is just a discussion, and discussions wander all over the place. and when they're being held by a bunch of (i don't know, maybe teenage? maybe pre-teen for all you know) boys, they generally degenerate into sex/porn/men's wang sizes. that's life! enjoy it!

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 29 Mar 2005 08:21

Senor Grommet wrote:Also, I really like the footbag community, but seriously Delakong, you he tuned this thread into something not worthy of this forum. AND you demean the female members of this forum without even knowing it. It hurts us all. I am simply speaking from the perspective of a shredder that lives with a woman who reads this forum and truly is offended each and every day by a senseless post made by a male shredder.[/b]

I didn't turn this thread into anything. I replied to a comment about girls in the sport and it got side tracked. I guess I apologize for demeaning females even though I don't realize where or when I did. My girlfriend finds this thread pretty funny. It's just a simple discussion about nothing serious, don't have a stroke.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 29 Mar 2005 13:09

delakong wrote:
Senor Grommet wrote:Also, I really like the footbag community, but seriously Delakong, you he tuned this thread into something not worthy of this forum. AND you demean the female members of this forum without even knowing it. It hurts us all. I am simply speaking from the perspective of a shredder that lives with a woman who reads this forum and truly is offended each and every day by a senseless post made by a male shredder.[/b]
I didn't turn this thread into anything. I replied to a comment about girls in the sport and it got side tracked. I guess I apologize for demeaning females even though I don't realize where or when I did. My girlfriend finds this thread pretty funny. It's just a simple discussion about nothing serious, don't have a stroke.

seriously. guys will be guys.

junkyardjew · Post by **junkyardjew** » 29 Mar 2005 14:02

Hey, check it out: Groantones!

That's right, now your cellphone can ring like Ron Jeremy. Wow. Makes me wish i had a cellphone...

The Actual Sized E · Post by **The Actual Sized E** » 30 Mar 2005 00:25

delakong wrote:I didn't turn this thread into anything. I replied to a comment about girls in the sport and it got side tracked. I guess I apologize for demeaning females even though I don't realize where or when I did. My girlfriend finds this thread pretty funny. It's just a simple discussion about nothing serious, don't have a stroke.

First of all, I can see the demeaning side of all this as it assumes all these hollow ass reasons as the only way a girl could be attracted to a dorky guy. Relationships, and attraction, and girls are so much more complex than that. Honestly though, it doesn't offend me as much as much as it probably does some others on this forum, but it's just so pointless to discuss and it's dumbing down the whole topic. Which brings me to my second point, the fact that this is even being discussed at all is ridiculous. Quit complaining and making excuses, and get yourself some game. Hating on this guy and trying to think of all these dumb reasons why he could land a hot chick that you are jealous of is lame. There's no one magic thing that will get you a chick, but definitely not acting like such a jealous punani would help. Playa Hata

Moxie wrote:BainbridgeShred wrote:
If you have any game you wouldn't need a hobby to get girls.

Word.

Worder. If anyone is playing footbag with any goal in mind other than get better at footbag, having fun, and getting bad knees later in life than they're going to be disappointed. But I will say that even though it might not automatically make you stud with the ladies, it definitely adds to your attractiveness. A bunch of different girls I've talked to have admitted that they thought it was sexy to watch us play and that it was a definite turn on. And there's no doubt it's a more attractive activity to the opposite sex than sitting in front of your computer and arguing about jobs notation and how a dorky guy can land a hot girlthat you can't

. Speaking of which.... it's time for me to get back to the real world. Peace er'body

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 30 Mar 2005 06:38

The Actual Sized E wrote:First of all, I can see the demeaning side of all this as it assumes all these hollow ass reasons as the only way a girl could be attracted to a dorky guy. Relationships, and attraction, and girls are so much more complex than that. Honestly though, it doesn't offend me as much as much as it probably does some others on this forum, but it's just so pointless to discuss and it's dumbing down the whole topic.

There really is no topic in this thread. This topic was started because alot of us didn't know what started the flame war (funnest thread ever!) on friday. This topic just got sidetracked (just like every other topic) and turned into something else to to talk (and obviously, bitch) about. God damn, chill people. If you don't like the topic don't read/post/worry about it. I know the title is misleading, but what we're talking about now (which will either change soon or die) is mostly harmless.

The Actual Sized E wrote:Which brings me to my second point, the fact that this is even being discussed at all is ridiculous. Quit complaining and making excuses, and get yourself some game. Hating on this guy and trying to think of all these dumb reasons why he could land a hot chick that you are jealous of is lame. There's no one magic thing that will get you a chick, but definitely not acting like such a jealous punani would help. Playa Hata

-It's just something to talk about.
-I'm not making excuses, I was just wondering how.
-I got game. (that sounds soooo gay. (let the flame wars begin!)
-I'm not hating on the gamer and I wasn't being seriously jealous of him. I was just wondering how he got the hotty. BTW my girl's beautiful and I'm not saying that in a bragging way.
-I don't hate the playa, I hate the game.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 30 Mar 2005 17:54

I understand where you're coming from Delakong, not understanding how it may be offensive to other people. And truthfully, I laughed out loud when i read some of these posts. I simply wrote hat i did above to inform YOU that people who you dont even know are being "put off" and discouraged by your comments. I made that post for your benefit, not to demean you in any way. Just try to think about the people about whom you are talking before you make a post. Will your post make others think less of you (not that you should make decisions based on what other think, but i think you see where Im going with this)?

It is simple: Do you want the women on this forum, and prolly some of the guys, to think youre an insensitive dick? I wouldn't. And maybe you don't care, but it's just something to think about. Peace.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 30 Mar 2005 18:01

i agree with a lot of what delakong just said. its not possible to dumb down this thread past its origin. a spin-off thread of a thread that had literal nonsense posted for the last 10 of its 13 or so pages (believe me, i posted like 30 or so of the most nonsenical) and, as MANY other people have said, IT WAS FUN! and getting bogged down with nit-picking and shit....not fun. if you have a serious problem with what someone said, PM them. no need to take a fun thread and make it heavy and irritating.
and i hate the game too.
*shrug*

go everybody!

The Actual Sized E · Post by **The Actual Sized E** » 31 Mar 2005 01:14

Man, I reread my post from yesterday, and I sounded like a total dick. I'm sorry for getting on your case Joshua, I really don't have any ill feeling towards you, I was up to late and not sober enough to the point where i shouldn't posting

. The way everyone just focused in on how a nerd could possibly land a hot girl just struck me as so lame annoying at the time for some reason. And I still feel that paying that much attention to it and getting so into it on an internet forum brings you to just about the same dork level as the rpg kid. But in the end who really cares, that's what forums are for, pointless arguments and dorky discussions

. Sorry for getting all bent out shape about it, I need to think a little bit more before mixing drugs and public forums. Anyway, getting back on track, it's gotta be some wicked high-tops that got him the girl. BK Knights or something dope like that, definitely not Rod Gayvers. OOOOOOHH, Bouge!!!