You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 05 Apr 2005 11:28

...you have more sacks in your pocket than between your legs.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 05 Apr 2005 11:37

Splint wrote:...you have more sacks in your pocket than between your legs.

Hahahahaha......ooohhhhh that was good.

I had one but I forgot because of you.

sidekick · Post by **sidekick** » 05 Apr 2005 13:25

OMFG, all of these apply to me, it's so crazy.

... when you're always dehidrated from your last session

... when you carry your footbag journal to every session, just incase you hit something new

... when you name your footbags, and then retire them and occasionaly pick them up and smell them/molest them with your hands

... when all of your footbags have giant holes, except you still play with them because you have no other bags yet.

... when you constantly make refrences to footbag, even when the people your talking to have no clue what it is.

... when you're trying to explain to someone about footbag, and insted of just saying it, you show them too.

peanutbuterboy · Post by **peanutbuterboy** » 05 Apr 2005 15:42

You would step in front of a train than let your precious choice bag get a toe pick up.

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 05 Apr 2005 18:36

nick_landes wrote: ... when you're trying to explain to someone about footbag, and insted of just saying it, you show them too.

Oh my god, yeah. That one is so embarrassingly true. I ALWAYS do that.

riku · Post by **riku** » 06 Apr 2005 06:40

I haven`t read all of the posts so I`m not sure if these have been posted all ready...

You know you`re addicted to footbag when you draw footbag trick riddles in the back of your notebook.

You know you`re addicted to footbag when teachers take your bag away because you`re shredding inside school again and again and again...

You know you`re addicted to footbag when it hurts to walk.

You know you`re addicted to footbag when you can`t read because you think of Vasek hitting sick strings.

SlashC · Post by **SlashC** » 06 Apr 2005 19:13

when you only wear zip off pants (today's pant technology is tremendous!)

when you play every night and feel guilty for missing a session

when you goto clubs and air shred instead of actually dancing.

when you don't even have to carry around a footbag anymore because all of your best friends play too!

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 06 Apr 2005 19:36

Haha, I'm guilty for the second and third points in Rory's post!

You know you're addicted to footbag when...

You remark what a sick link your partner is when you are having sexual intercourse (ZING!).

You browse the forums even after you read all the new posts.

And that's all I got.

Paul Agostinelli · Post by **Paul Agostinelli** » 07 Apr 2005 00:11

you carry at least 5 bags with you at all times.

you have 10 pounds (or kilos for you international folk) of BBs in your shred bag, "just in case someone needs weight."

you've stopped wearing jeans and sandals because you cant shred in them.

you have wake and shred, noon shred, 4:20 shred, afternoon shred, evening shred, and late night shred (which as of late has been my favorite time to shred)

you start naming things like pet rocks trick names

~NEL~

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 07 Apr 2005 11:33

....you walk down the street, think of a combo, act it out while standing there, look up and see a bunch of cute girls watching you and relize they must think you are clinically insane!!!

BTW i've gotten a girls number (once) when she came up and asked me what the @%#$ i was doing. I told her, showed her and yeah....it kinda worked out.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Apr 2005 11:40

...when going to footbag tournaments you and your friends play twenty questions about footbag moves throughout the entire drive

...you go to footbag tournaments

Asmus · Post by **Asmus** » 07 Apr 2005 11:58

If i ever join BAP my name should be:
Asmus "I constantly make refrences to footbag, even when the people your talking to have no clue what it is. " Helms

Atom · Post by **Atom** » 07 Apr 2005 14:47

SlashC wrote:when you goto clubs and air shred instead of actually dancing!

that would be so awsome to see someone air shred in the middle of a club....

i totally shred in my sleep! (my GF has the bruises on the tail bone to prove it

)

you know you're addicted to footbag when...

-you drive all over town to pick up shredders for a quick session.
-you buy steel toe work shoes that are almost identical to clima cools.
(no really they are soo close!!)
-that you practice your modding skillz on other things than just lavers..
(ie. backpacks and all other shoes)
- you bought your camera (cell)phone because of the potential to catch
last minute footbag moments.
-you steal a pylon to practice your dex's
-when lavers and a footbag are the ultimate B-day presents for your friends

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Apr 2005 17:26

Atomic_FootOrgasm wrote: -when lavers and a footbag are the ultimate B-day presents for your friends

That would be the ultimate b-day gift. I would be sooooooo stoked[/i]

Genzu · Post by **Genzu** » 07 Apr 2005 18:17

I'm not addicted. I don't have a problem. I got some new license plates though....

http://www.freedomfootbags.com/weblog/

If you're reading this post much after the post date, you
can see them at:

http://www.freedomfootbags.com/weblog/a ... 7183403491

Having a license plate, doesn't mean I'm addicted

.

Peace.

tumppi · Post by **tumppi** » 08 Apr 2005 12:10

-you know your addiction to footbag when/if your wallet is gone and you search for it running head over heels around your house and asking if anyone have seen it or steal it for a while and then you forget it and you go to play footbag with your friends... after that you search your wallet again and you will find it

(writing about my own experiences)

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 08 Apr 2005 12:18

-when you lose your bag and you make the person driving go all the way bag to __________ just to see if that's where it got lost even though it's a half hour away and you got other bags at home.

Happened wednesday and, don't worry cause I know you're all concerned

, it was still right next to the pump at the gas station where it fell out of my lap.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 08 Apr 2005 13:04

...if you genuinely feel bad when you hear someone lost a footbag.

...if you're really happy for that same person when they find it.

delakong · Post by **delakong** » 08 Apr 2005 13:20

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 08 Apr 2005 13:36

...if your non-footbag friends think it's funny to take your footbags from you and you're reacting like a very nervous hostage negotiator, "Just calm down, place the footbag [gently] on the floor and step away slowly..."