Creationist Science Fair

[Moxie]

My favorites winners from a Creationist Science Fair for school kids:

Mid School Level:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Honorable Mention:
"Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6)
"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)

Elementary School Level

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"
David Block and Trevor Murry (grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how they reveal God's design in nature.

Honorable Mention:

"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

Also, Videos:

"Project Dinosaur"
Drama: "Mikey discovers a dinosaur bone while working on his science fair project. Realizing that evolution doesn't agree with his Christian beliefs, he resolves to evaluate the theory himself. He must decide what he believes and then have the courage to defend it, even if it means losing the science fair and the respect of his classmates." An inspirational film that will provide powerful lessons for budding Creation Scientists trapped in Secular institutions. (From Bob Jones University.)

"Raising The Allosaur"
Documentary: "A group of home school kids traveling to the badlands of Colorado with their parents in search of adventure end up making the biggest dinosaur discovery of the year. They excavate three amazing creatures: a many-plated Stegosaur, a 120-foot Brachiosaur, and the most complete Allosaur ever found in the history of paleontology. But there's more: The excavators find remarkable proof for a 'recent' death of the Allosaur, pointing to the fact that the creature is not millions, but thousands of years old!" This adventure-filled true story will show Creation Science Fair participants that, with just a little spunk and a trowel, even they can overturn decades of Evolutionistic dogma. (Available on VHS and DVD.)”

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

______________
Emily Kulczyk

"It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that
you would lie if you were in his place." --H.L. Mencken

[delakong]

That's great!!! I love the following titles:

-"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)
-"My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
to which the best lines are; "She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey."
-"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

Ooooohhhh, I wish I could've gone. That seems like it'd be so much fun. Kids are soooooo precious, where's Bill Cosby when you need him.

[ted]

Hah!
Bob Jones University (BJU), an unaccredited university for kooks:

Key Course Descriptions

General Biology I & II In these courses you will study all the core disciplines, such as introductory cell and molecular biology, genetics, developmental biology, ecology, taxonomy, and a proper Christian philosophy of science.

These topics don't make any sense outside the framework of evolution.

[SlashC]

This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; two of their students presented a project on human anatomy entitled "Allah (SWT) Created Me" which, while it was found ineligible for a prize due to a number of Biblical inconsistencies, did win a special Interfaith Outreach ribbon.

hahaha!

special interfaith outreach ribbon. I bet after they lost they were like "man we got fucking robbed!"